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I identify as an Italian grandmother 🤌
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If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
His thin blood matches his thin skin, which is extremely easy to get under 💁‍♂️
How many 79-year-olds do you know that eat:
- Quarter Pounder with Cheese
- Big Mac
- Filet-o-Fish
- Large Fries
- Diet Coke

And live to tell the tale? His blood is so thin he could be done in by a paper cut.
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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If Marjorie Taylor Greene *really* cared about the Epstein victims, she would read the names of the perpetrators on the House floor (where she would have immunity) before she leaves office.
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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This letter pretends it is reasonable and obvious but ultimately is an attempt to excuse a dozen or more ways of letting anti-human, pro-techlord, environment-destroying septic AI into our industry, organizations and processes. But there just isn’t an ethical use of generative AI, full stop.
December 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This time of year can be rough on those of us with a spicy brain 🧠

Please check in on your neurodivergent loved ones 🥰

#safespace #mentalhealth #thoughts
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Me: (working on novel)

Brain: Hey, got a great idea for a novel. Not this novel.

Me: (typing) Not now, brain.

Brain: Don't you wanna know what it is?

Me: NOT NOW, BRAIN

Brain: I'm not gonna lie, it's SUPER cool

Me: LET ME FINISH THE NOVEL IN FRONT OF ME, BRAIN

Brain: Okay, I'm gonna tell you
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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This is Rose. She's paralyzed in both her back legs from being hit by a car as a stray. But when she sees her wheelchair harness come out, she knows it's time to walk and roll. 14/10 (IG: twopawrose)
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Right there with you, but it’s Tuesday here 😞
December 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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The three things I'm grateful for:
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Caller ID to avoid family and friends.
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Aaaaand there it is, folks: Trump’s serious quo for FIFA’s silly quid.

www.cbsnews.com/news/doj-mov...
Justice Department moves to drop charges in international soccer corruption case
Federal prosecutors in New York moved to drop charges against former Fox employee Hernan Lopez and Full Play Group, an Argentine sports media rights company.
www.cbsnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Call me when I can battle her in Fortnite
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
You often hear from writers that revenge is a terrible motivator for writing a particular story or character; however, I say use what you know 🤭

#amwriting
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Yes, I'm perfectly aware I won't be allowed into the U.S. until at least 2029... possibly even longer if the orange cunt's supporters have their way 😔

#festinger
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
If you always push away your loved ones, they will eventually leave 😢

#mentalhealth #safespace #thoughts
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
When somebody tells you who they are, believe them 🤔

#thoughts
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting a different result.

What isn’t working for you? What can you change today? 🤔

#thoughts #mentalhealth #safespace
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Dopamine is not the devil; however, micro-dosing throughout the day by doomscrolling and overthinking WILL give you demons 🤔

#mentalhealth #thoughts #safespace
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Comparison to others is the thief of joy and pride 😔

#mentalhealth #safespace #thoughts
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
“Sorry for trauma dumping on you”

Hey! it’s actually an honour to hear how the complexities and nuances of your lived experience have shaped your life!

I hope to be a trusted confidant and friend to you for the rest of my days 🥰

#thoughts #mentalhealth #safespace
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story 💁‍♂️
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM