jackpaulson.bsky.social
@jackpaulson.bsky.social
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An unexpected turn
September 27, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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they gave us clues about diddy on scary movie 24 years ago
September 27, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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i appreciate sabrina carpenter curating her brand as the shortest, horniest person in pop music
September 27, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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Wonder how things are going on the International Space Station. Probably pretty stinky
September 27, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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Tried to make coffee twice this morning and two separate disgusting things happened, ruining both cups. So I've switched over to tea
September 19, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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i’ve never seen a movie with joe morton where there was enough joe morton for me to be satisfied. more morton!
September 18, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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Teamsters president seems like a real dumbass huh
September 19, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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taylor swift is the music industry.
September 14, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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Finally, blue pants can be on Bluesky!
September 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Apparently some youths refuse to believe that people panicked when Blair Witch dropped, believing it real.

I assure you that was VERY MUCH A THING. Particularly as pirated versions of the movie were circulating on grainy af DVDs so it looked even more legit like amateur recording.
September 12, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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Poor Drake can’t even go to the Super Bowl now.
September 11, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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tfw the edible hits in the grocery store
September 11, 2024 at 4:55 AM