An unexpected turn

they gave us clues about diddy on scary movie 24 years ago

i appreciate sabrina carpenter curating her brand as the shortest, horniest person in pop music

Wonder how things are going on the International Space Station. Probably pretty stinky

Tried to make coffee twice this morning and two separate disgusting things happened, ruining both cups. So I've switched over to tea

i’ve never seen a movie with joe morton where there was enough joe morton for me to be satisfied. more morton!

Teamsters president seems like a real dumbass huh

taylor swift is the music industry.

Finally, blue pants can be on Bluesky!

Apparently some youths refuse to believe that people panicked when Blair Witch dropped, believing it real.

I assure you that was VERY MUCH A THING. Particularly as pirated versions of the movie were circulating on grainy af DVDs so it looked even more legit like amateur recording.

Poor Drake can’t even go to the Super Bowl now.

tfw the edible hits in the grocery store