Jacob Wood
jacobwood.bsky.social
Jacob Wood
@jacobwood.bsky.social
Writer of various oddments.
We are four days into the new year - FOUR - and I’ve already had enough.
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
So we start another year just like that? I didn’t see the opt out button?
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Stand By Me, Misery, The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally… I could go on.
It makes me glad to see Rob Reiner is being praised not just for his amazing movies but for his activism as well. Not just for amazing art but for being a good person.

But hey, enough of my yakkin’.
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
So Disney and OpenAI now huh? This year can end now please and thank you.
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Netflix acquiring WB signals darker days are yet to come for the film industry. Movies spending less time in cinemas and more on a digital library somewhere in the never ending vastness of the internet, should concern everyone that enjoys films.
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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I think life would be better if more people read books and spent time looking up at the stars
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This should happen asap
there should be a Ghostbusters tv show in the style/format of Cops
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I just realized that (in another universe)Batman did indeed kill the Joker...
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Oasis came and they delivered. Fourth time seeing Liam. First time seeing Noel. Now I’ve seen them together. I’ll die a happy man.
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Oasis. Sydney. Under a week to go.
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Hell yeah. The dragon scales are textured.
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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when you’re lowkey a paranoid schizophrenic but you don’t mention the cameras cuz you’re chill about it
October 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I finally watched Barbarian

Yes

Let this man make a Resident Evil movie. I would believe he’s played a fair number of horror games. He definitely knows his shit.
October 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
YUCK. Pass.
Disney promoting AI slop posters at the ‘Tron Ares’ premiere
October 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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$41 million: The amount of money we’ve raised for indie bookstores since 2020.

$0: The amount of money Amazon has raised for indie bookstores since 1994.
October 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
No electricity and no data centres! This is the way everybody!!
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If I make an AI version of myself, can I get talent representation?
September 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I’ll be watching day one.
You were never meant to leave.

#ITWelcomeToDerry premieres October 26 on HBO Max.
September 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I have been a long admirer of Margaret Atwoods prose, but just recently discovered her poetry. It is just as good

#poemoftheday
#poemoftheday
#marriage
September 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM