Theodore "Ted" Logan
@jaeger.festing.org
It's never too cold to go to the beach (but it might be too cold to get in the water). I used to work in Big Tech and now I work in Startup Tech. Married to a librarian. https://sfba.social/@jaeger and https://jaeger.festing.org/
Well that’s next year’s problem 🤷♂️
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Well that’s next year’s problem 🤷♂️
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Die Hard is a Christmas ornament
All of these ornaments are mine except for one that belongs to @timpratt.org … can you guess which one?
December 23, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Die Hard is a Christmas ornament
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I wore my @bart.gov holiday sweater to the office party today and it turned out one of my colleagues was wearing a @caltrain.com sweater so we stood next to each other to recreate Milbrae Station with a cross-platform interchange between our transit systems.
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I wore my @bart.gov holiday sweater to the office party today and it turned out one of my colleagues was wearing a @caltrain.com sweater so we stood next to each other to recreate Milbrae Station with a cross-platform interchange between our transit systems.
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are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
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That'll cut the legs out from under it.
Oh wait.
Oh wait.
Meta to cut up to 30% of metaverse budget, Bloomberg News reports reut.rs/48kJ1lB
Meta to cut up to 30% of metaverse budget, Bloomberg News reports
Meta is expected to make budget cuts of up to 30% for its metaverse initiative, Bloomberg News reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the discussions.
reut.rs
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
That'll cut the legs out from under it.
Oh wait.
Oh wait.
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December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Blue canarye yn the outlette by the lighte swicche
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Blue canarye yn the outlette by the lighte swicche
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
It’s been (mumble) years since I last rode Link between SeaTac and Sodo. Some of my initial impressions were somewhat misguided; they appear to have actually managed to get dedicated right-of-way in the middle of the street and signal priority working, neither of which MUNI can muster.
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
It’s been (mumble) years since I last rode Link between SeaTac and Sodo. Some of my initial impressions were somewhat misguided; they appear to have actually managed to get dedicated right-of-way in the middle of the street and signal priority working, neither of which MUNI can muster.
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someBODYE once tolde me
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
someBODYE once tolde me
Today's dubious realization:
I had to do considerably more paperwork to *not* have children than to have children.
I had to do considerably more paperwork to *not* have children than to have children.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Today's dubious realization:
I had to do considerably more paperwork to *not* have children than to have children.
I had to do considerably more paperwork to *not* have children than to have children.
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It ys onlye Gen AI if it ys from the Gen AI regioun of Fraunce, otherwyse it ys just sparklinge plagiarism.
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It ys onlye Gen AI if it ys from the Gen AI regioun of Fraunce, otherwyse it ys just sparklinge plagiarism.
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
ATLANTA—As the agency struggles to manage a measles caseload that has erupted to its largest size in decades, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated Monday that at this point, it would ...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
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Final hours!
By popular demand: I've opened a Kickstarter for a HOP T-shirt!
If I get 50 preorders I'll do a print run!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/201...
If I get 50 preorders I'll do a print run!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/201...
HOP Shirt
A T-shirt with the legendary Portland frog rendered in the style of Shepard Fairey's iconic Obama HOPE image
www.kickstarter.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Final hours!
I am at a rooftop bar in Las Vegas and there are six people looking over the edge of the booths at the edge of the bar and one of them has a broom and I think someone lost a phone over the edge.
November 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I am at a rooftop bar in Las Vegas and there are six people looking over the edge of the booths at the edge of the bar and one of them has a broom and I think someone lost a phone over the edge.
Flew United today and the napkin made me think of the recent @flightradar24.com podcast discussion of the airline’s mew routes.
October 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Flew United today and the napkin made me think of the recent @flightradar24.com podcast discussion of the airline’s mew routes.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
🫡
John Lodge, the singer and bass guitarist for the British rock group the Moody Blues, died at 82. He wrote some of the band’s biggest hits, including “Ride My See-Saw” and “I’m Just a Singer (in a Rock and Roll Band)."
John Lodge, Moody Blues Singer and Bassist, Dies at 82
He wrote some of the band’s signature songs, including “Ride My See-Saw” and “I’m Just a Singer (in a Rock and Roll Band).”
nyti.ms
October 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🫡
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[Depeche Mode voyce]:
🎶
REACHE OUT
TOUCHE GRASS
🎶
🎶
REACHE OUT
TOUCHE GRASS
🎶
October 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
[Depeche Mode voyce]:
🎶
REACHE OUT
TOUCHE GRASS
🎶
🎶
REACHE OUT
TOUCHE GRASS
🎶
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There should be a law that hotel shower heads must be more than 5 1/2 feet off the ground
September 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There should be a law that hotel shower heads must be more than 5 1/2 feet off the ground
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We covered a lot of ground in the latest episode of @theairshowpodcast.com, in which we dissect the brand and product issues with American Airlines. This photo neatly sums it up: Attention to detail. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
September 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We covered a lot of ground in the latest episode of @theairshowpodcast.com, in which we dissect the brand and product issues with American Airlines. This photo neatly sums it up: Attention to detail. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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I have an email address that is older than some of my colleagues.
My actual bones cried out in terror when I found that out.
My actual bones cried out in terror when I found that out.
September 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I have an email address that is older than some of my colleagues.
My actual bones cried out in terror when I found that out.
My actual bones cried out in terror when I found that out.
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San Jose, Terminal A, 1990 (opened 1990), by HTB Inc. 📷 via @flysjc.bsky.social. #airportarchitecture
www.instagram.com/p/C5wC7x1up_q/
www.instagram.com/p/C5wC7x1up_q/
September 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
San Jose, Terminal A, 1990 (opened 1990), by HTB Inc. 📷 via @flysjc.bsky.social. #airportarchitecture
www.instagram.com/p/C5wC7x1up_q/
www.instagram.com/p/C5wC7x1up_q/
We could have had a competent administration. I wouldn't even have to know the name of the secretary of HHS. I could go for days (weeks even!) without hearing about more stupidity and malice out of the cabinet. But we got these clowns instead 😠
September 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
We could have had a competent administration. I wouldn't even have to know the name of the secretary of HHS. I could go for days (weeks even!) without hearing about more stupidity and malice out of the cabinet. But we got these clowns instead 😠