petit pois
jambondupoisson.bsky.social
petit pois
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why do they call it christmas when you almost christmas the cold food wasn't christmas hot eat the food
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Have you treated yourself this holiday season? Would you like to? 👀

🎁 I have a $100 M4F gift card up for grabs!

Just follow me & @master4fancy.bsky.social, and share this post!

Bonus entry: Comment your favorite toy or color from M4F ✨

Ends 4pm EST 12/23/25 - with the 20% off sale still going 😎
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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dildos
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Join our knotty list by entering our holiday giveaway!

One lucky winner will win a small Hellion!

Good luck! 🍀
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME!

For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions!

You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering!

Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28!

Read on!
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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The mossy Mini Ulfhedinn and golden Large Sir Gawain are now gone, but the rest of these beauties are still here....for now 👀
Happy Monday folks!
It's Black Week, our largest sale of the year, so we're starting off with all premade toys 25-45% off ✨🖤✨
Here's a little peek at some of the friends we have available in each discount category!
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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河童
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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this breaching my immediate circles is really funny but i do think its genuinely good for you. write some bullshit you're not even into. if the audience can't even tell what you're writing as pervert research versus what you're writing with one hand down your pants then hell yeah.
"the writer's fetish" what about the character's fetish that the character is unaware of. what if its their problem not mine. and im just egging them on
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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drawing comics? you will perish, unfortunately
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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i find myself getting lost in your eyes. there are no exits. not sure how i got here in the first place. it’s been weeks. no food or water, but i can hear the minotaur
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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managed to finish in one sitting!!! took me 9 hrs
late night cigarette
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Cherry Bomb is back for our Black Friday drop! 🍒❤️🖤
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Who made the snowman melt 😔
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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SO! opening my shop again for a brief time for the holidays before i close it indefinitely again! if there's anything you've been eyeing, now's the time to nab it !

🔁s mean the world since reach is harder on here!

💥 www.neonnuisancestudio.store 💥
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I really do unironically feel like this all the time
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Let it snow ❄️
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Y'all these patina pours turned out so good!!
💚🧡🤎
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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the person on the other side of this gloryhole doesn't know i'm in full clown makeup and attire
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM