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@jarmara.bsky.social
Certified, licensed and bonded ghoul wrangler.
Don't worry baby, I know what to do.
Don't worry baby, I know what to do.
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Trump taking Maduro is honestly the least bad thing he's done. Not sure why people are getting so self righteous about it, if he needs help with weight management that's his business
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Trump taking Maduro is honestly the least bad thing he's done. Not sure why people are getting so self righteous about it, if he needs help with weight management that's his business
Seen it.
Our love for him now,
Ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Canton
The man called Jayne...
Our love for him now,
Ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Canton
The man called Jayne...
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Seen it.
Our love for him now,
Ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Canton
The man called Jayne...
Our love for him now,
Ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Canton
The man called Jayne...
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Ok, so I finally watched K-pop Demon Hunters and yes, ok it is kinda awesome.
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Ok, so I finally watched K-pop Demon Hunters and yes, ok it is kinda awesome.
January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Honestly, what the fuck?
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Honestly, what the fuck?
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In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
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Don’t worry gang, no one actually starts their New Year’s resolutions on the 1st. And you’d be silly to begin on a Friday, best save it for Monday. But Monday is the 5th so you’ve kind of missed the boat anyway and can safely put it off for next year.
January 1, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Don’t worry gang, no one actually starts their New Year’s resolutions on the 1st. And you’d be silly to begin on a Friday, best save it for Monday. But Monday is the 5th so you’ve kind of missed the boat anyway and can safely put it off for next year.
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Happy New Year everyone especially my #Playschool Babies. Remember to spread as much unconditional love, joy, peace, kindness and positivity wherever you go. Keep hope in your heart and make your world shine with happiness ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Happy New Year everyone especially my #Playschool Babies. Remember to spread as much unconditional love, joy, peace, kindness and positivity wherever you go. Keep hope in your heart and make your world shine with happiness ❤️
Guys is it a bad omen to break your teapot on the 1st January?
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Guys is it a bad omen to break your teapot on the 1st January?
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Some alternative questions:
1. Should I add butter to this food?
2. Would melted cheese on top improve this food?
3. Should I add a bit more butter to this food?
4. What's on telly?
1. Should I add butter to this food?
2. Would melted cheese on top improve this food?
3. Should I add a bit more butter to this food?
4. What's on telly?
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Some alternative questions:
1. Should I add butter to this food?
2. Would melted cheese on top improve this food?
3. Should I add a bit more butter to this food?
4. What's on telly?
1. Should I add butter to this food?
2. Would melted cheese on top improve this food?
3. Should I add a bit more butter to this food?
4. What's on telly?
There is no "main character" but I guess I work for a Manchester based Fortean Times type newspaper, and have recently discovered not everything we report is made up.
December 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There is no "main character" but I guess I work for a Manchester based Fortean Times type newspaper, and have recently discovered not everything we report is made up.
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I am not going to list my achievements in 2025. This is my life and I'm not giving it an annual performance review.
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I am not going to list my achievements in 2025. This is my life and I'm not giving it an annual performance review.
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Out on the road today
I saw a bear claw sitting on an overpass
Put that food inside my head
Said don't look back, you can never look back
I saw a bear claw sitting on an overpass
Put that food inside my head
Said don't look back, you can never look back
Abandoned apple fritter or bear claw clinging to existence on the NE 21st Ave I-84 overpass for any who wish to partake. Took a bite. Delicious.
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Out on the road today
I saw a bear claw sitting on an overpass
Put that food inside my head
Said don't look back, you can never look back
I saw a bear claw sitting on an overpass
Put that food inside my head
Said don't look back, you can never look back
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“I have no professional interest in people looking at my face” is, not to be dramatic about it or anything, an idea for which I am willing to live and die
and god I mean, more broadly - I resent this idea that someone has to look at me to follow what I'm saying, I like writing and I like talking on the radio and on podcasts, I have no professional interest in people looking at my face, leave me alone
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“I have no professional interest in people looking at my face” is, not to be dramatic about it or anything, an idea for which I am willing to live and die
Almost unheard of, but I am extremely pleased with how dinner turned out. Nothing I screwed up. At all.
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Almost unheard of, but I am extremely pleased with how dinner turned out. Nothing I screwed up. At all.
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i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
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I hear Nigella isn’t having Turkey this Christmas, but She’s not the only one going against tradition, I’ve heard this year all Mariah Carey wants is stew.
#NoYouFuckOff
#NoYouFuckOff
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I hear Nigella isn’t having Turkey this Christmas, but She’s not the only one going against tradition, I’ve heard this year all Mariah Carey wants is stew.
#NoYouFuckOff
#NoYouFuckOff
I will go out shopping shortly. I will buy a roll of sellotape. I will wrap the presents and put the tape away in the drawer until next year, when it will have evaporated and I will go shopping for more tape.
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I will go out shopping shortly. I will buy a roll of sellotape. I will wrap the presents and put the tape away in the drawer until next year, when it will have evaporated and I will go shopping for more tape.
"ONE cat sofa is a Christmas present for ONE cat, Mother. This is some bullshit"
Delighted with this @craftycow.bsky.social purchase which I had long been tempted by before impulsively giving in. Doubt it will be the last one I get, given the jealous stares Shadow was giving Toothless.
Delighted with this @craftycow.bsky.social purchase which I had long been tempted by before impulsively giving in. Doubt it will be the last one I get, given the jealous stares Shadow was giving Toothless.
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"ONE cat sofa is a Christmas present for ONE cat, Mother. This is some bullshit"
Delighted with this @craftycow.bsky.social purchase which I had long been tempted by before impulsively giving in. Doubt it will be the last one I get, given the jealous stares Shadow was giving Toothless.
Delighted with this @craftycow.bsky.social purchase which I had long been tempted by before impulsively giving in. Doubt it will be the last one I get, given the jealous stares Shadow was giving Toothless.