Joe Baressi
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Joe Baressi
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So…I just learned that you can eat coffee beans. Pop them in your mouth chew them and they’re delicious and you get all the caffeine. This is revelatory to me.
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she can't because she knew
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
she can't because she knew
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throwback to the funniest fbi director interview of all time. i don't think this ever gets dethroned
December 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
throwback to the funniest fbi director interview of all time. i don't think this ever gets dethroned
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Three things:
1. Glad Jake Paul finally had a real fight and got his jaw broken.
2. Ese cabrón isn’t Puerto Rican and most definitely doesn’t represent my country.
3. If you hate folks like Jake Paul and have any kind of love for PR, this book is for you.
1. Glad Jake Paul finally had a real fight and got his jaw broken.
2. Ese cabrón isn’t Puerto Rican and most definitely doesn’t represent my country.
3. If you hate folks like Jake Paul and have any kind of love for PR, this book is for you.
December 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Three things:
1. Glad Jake Paul finally had a real fight and got his jaw broken.
2. Ese cabrón isn’t Puerto Rican and most definitely doesn’t represent my country.
3. If you hate folks like Jake Paul and have any kind of love for PR, this book is for you.
1. Glad Jake Paul finally had a real fight and got his jaw broken.
2. Ese cabrón isn’t Puerto Rican and most definitely doesn’t represent my country.
3. If you hate folks like Jake Paul and have any kind of love for PR, this book is for you.
To me the most likely explanation for Pres Trump’s cognitive decline:
December 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
To me the most likely explanation for Pres Trump’s cognitive decline:
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While the photographer did no favors to Marco, I think JD ultimately does not owe the $1k
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
While the photographer did no favors to Marco, I think JD ultimately does not owe the $1k
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Sam Altman asking Chatgpt how to get his sister to stop suing him for sexual assault
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sam Altman asking Chatgpt how to get his sister to stop suing him for sexual assault
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
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the doomerism about the court presumes and concedes a premise about judicial supremacy that simply does not need to be conceded.
it's a co-equal branch. it's subject to checks and balances like any other.
the fact that our current congress is built on cowardice doesn't change the legal options.
it's a co-equal branch. it's subject to checks and balances like any other.
the fact that our current congress is built on cowardice doesn't change the legal options.
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the doomerism about the court presumes and concedes a premise about judicial supremacy that simply does not need to be conceded.
it's a co-equal branch. it's subject to checks and balances like any other.
the fact that our current congress is built on cowardice doesn't change the legal options.
it's a co-equal branch. it's subject to checks and balances like any other.
the fact that our current congress is built on cowardice doesn't change the legal options.
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Mark zuckerberg, summer 2021: “within five years, people will see us as primarily a metaverse company.”
Mark Zuckerberg, winter 2025: “jk jk guys. But hey the AI revolution is inevitable amirite?”
Mark Zuckerberg, winter 2025: “jk jk guys. But hey the AI revolution is inevitable amirite?”
Reality Labs spent $70 billion+ over the past 4 years, per @mikeisaac.bsky.social, without developing, launching, & scaling any killer app for Mark Zuckerberg’s vision for a #metaverse. Now, Meta is pivoting from virtual reality to smartglasses with AI to augment our vision. (I expect to see… ads.)
Meta Weighs Cuts to Its Metaverse Unit
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Mark zuckerberg, summer 2021: “within five years, people will see us as primarily a metaverse company.”
Mark Zuckerberg, winter 2025: “jk jk guys. But hey the AI revolution is inevitable amirite?”
Mark Zuckerberg, winter 2025: “jk jk guys. But hey the AI revolution is inevitable amirite?”
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Trump's rantings about replacing the income tax with the revenue from his import taxes (tariffs) is 25th Amendment stuff deanbaker22.substack.com/p/trump-craz...
Trump Crazy# 27542: Replacing the Income Tax with Tariffs
This is 25th Amendment stuff
deanbaker22.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Trump's rantings about replacing the income tax with the revenue from his import taxes (tariffs) is 25th Amendment stuff deanbaker22.substack.com/p/trump-craz...
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"y'all still hating on generative AI over here?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"y'all still hating on generative AI over here?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
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Just a lonely poptart in a MAC world
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just a lonely poptart in a MAC world
The term “artificial intelligence” is itself deceptive techbro hype.
Equivalent to Musk’s use of the term “autopilot.”
Equivalent to Musk’s use of the term “autopilot.”
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The term “artificial intelligence” is itself deceptive techbro hype.
Equivalent to Musk’s use of the term “autopilot.”
Equivalent to Musk’s use of the term “autopilot.”
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I literally spent five minutes last week telling my dad thank you for not being anything like these gross old white men. My dad working hourly wage in a factory would never comment on a teen girl’s body the way our political and media elite have. Yeesh
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I literally spent five minutes last week telling my dad thank you for not being anything like these gross old white men. My dad working hourly wage in a factory would never comment on a teen girl’s body the way our political and media elite have. Yeesh
Mamdani = Obama
Soaring rhetoric
Mediocre governing
Soaring rhetoric
Mediocre governing
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Mamdani = Obama
Soaring rhetoric
Mediocre governing
Soaring rhetoric
Mediocre governing
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Btw, I do hope people understand what they have seen today. It was a well-planned and deliberate ambush of Ukraine by Trump, to force the Ukrainians to bend the knee to Putin's dictatorship. It was not slip-shod, rushed, impulsive or an accident. It was prepared malice.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Btw, I do hope people understand what they have seen today. It was a well-planned and deliberate ambush of Ukraine by Trump, to force the Ukrainians to bend the knee to Putin's dictatorship. It was not slip-shod, rushed, impulsive or an accident. It was prepared malice.
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we've been selling her short
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
we've been selling her short
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When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
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46/68: Malachi
Another Minor prophet. this one is actually 12 years old and has been here forever but no one is sure how he got an invite. people keep reporting him as too young to be here according to ToS but alas no action is taken as Aaron is too busy jorkin his peanits
Rating: Go To School/10
Another Minor prophet. this one is actually 12 years old and has been here forever but no one is sure how he got an invite. people keep reporting him as too young to be here according to ToS but alas no action is taken as Aaron is too busy jorkin his peanits
Rating: Go To School/10
March 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
46/68: Malachi
Another Minor prophet. this one is actually 12 years old and has been here forever but no one is sure how he got an invite. people keep reporting him as too young to be here according to ToS but alas no action is taken as Aaron is too busy jorkin his peanits
Rating: Go To School/10
Another Minor prophet. this one is actually 12 years old and has been here forever but no one is sure how he got an invite. people keep reporting him as too young to be here according to ToS but alas no action is taken as Aaron is too busy jorkin his peanits
Rating: Go To School/10
Jack’s divine.video looks like it could be really good actually.
diVine Web - Short-form Looping Videos on Nostr
Watch and share 6-second looping videos on the decentralized Nostr network.
divine.video
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Jack’s divine.video looks like it could be really good actually.
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I always root for the underdog but now i hope TX loses by eleventy billion
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I always root for the underdog but now i hope TX loses by eleventy billion
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normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
normal things happening