Bialystock and Blumenfeld
@jblumenfeld100.bsky.social
Dad, Asimov enthusiast, Trekkie, part time Podcaster - starsendpodcast.com
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I know everybody's outraged about Pete Hegseth, Pam Biondi, et al, and hardly anybody knows who Scott Bessent is, but take my word for it, you should be outraged about our new Treasury Secretary, too.
Announcing DENETHOR, the family therapy app that will help resolve all those pesky sibling rivalry issues.
Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Announcing DENETHOR, the family therapy app that will help resolve all those pesky sibling rivalry issues.
Apropos of nothing. Really, for no reason except he was going through my head.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a patterned background .
Alt: Max Headroom!
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Apropos of nothing. Really, for no reason except he was going through my head.
What's everyone's favorite Avatar quote?
"Second Avatar to the right and straight on til morning"
"Second Avatar to the right and straight on til morning"
What's everyone's favorite Avatar quote?
Mine:
"I find your lack of Avatar disturbing."
Mine:
"I find your lack of Avatar disturbing."
What's everyone's favorite Avatar quote?
Mine:
"Here's looking at your avatar, kid"
Mine:
"Here's looking at your avatar, kid"
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What's everyone's favorite Avatar quote?
"Second Avatar to the right and straight on til morning"
"Second Avatar to the right and straight on til morning"
Make a Bond movie academic
"Staff Meetings Are Forever"
"Staff Meetings Are Forever"
Make a Bond movie academic
“On Her Majesty’s Department Service”
“On Her Majesty’s Department Service”
Make a Bond movie academic
"Dr. No One Wants to Hire"
"Dr. No One Wants to Hire"
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Make a Bond movie academic
"Staff Meetings Are Forever"
"Staff Meetings Are Forever"
Make a Bond movie casual
Rhinestones are for a while
Rhinestones are for a while
Make a Bond movie casual
Live and Chill
Live and Chill
Make a Bond movie casual
From Russia With Slight Keenness
From Russia With Slight Keenness
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
Rhinestones are for a while
Rhinestones are for a while
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Brit doorman tells ICE to skate
#BlueCrew #ProudBlue #Resist #ResistTrump #ICE #AbolishICE #ImmigrantRights #ImmigrationPolicy
#BlueCrew #ProudBlue #Resist #ResistTrump #ICE #AbolishICE #ImmigrantRights #ImmigrationPolicy
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Brit doorman tells ICE to skate
#BlueCrew #ProudBlue #Resist #ResistTrump #ICE #AbolishICE #ImmigrantRights #ImmigrationPolicy
#BlueCrew #ProudBlue #Resist #ResistTrump #ICE #AbolishICE #ImmigrantRights #ImmigrationPolicy
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
I don't have a sports watch. I have a ShitFitBit that tracks my blood pressure as I read the news.
December 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I don't have a sports watch. I have a ShitFitBit that tracks my blood pressure as I read the news.
I've been watching a lot of Hallmark movies this holiday season, and I realized that if you start out with the assumption that the main characters are suffering from mild concussions, everything makes a lot more sense.
Works on regular movies, too.
Works on regular movies, too.
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I've been watching a lot of Hallmark movies this holiday season, and I realized that if you start out with the assumption that the main characters are suffering from mild concussions, everything makes a lot more sense.
Works on regular movies, too.
Works on regular movies, too.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Grinch
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & the Grinch
Mother, Jugs & Grinch
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Grinch
The Grinch who stole Chirstmas.
Wait a second...
Wait a second...
The Color Grinch
Grinch On The River Kwai
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Grinch who stole Chirstmas.
Wait a second...
Wait a second...
Grinch of Arabia
Twelve Angry Grinchs
Grinch Gump
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Grinch of Arabia
One day I'll be a high enough level Cleric that I can banish even the most powerful undead and then it will be all over for you Liches.
One day, the full extent of McConnell’s complicity in the destruction of modern American government and society will be fully understood and it will be all over for you Mitches
One day I will find out who ratted on me and it will be stitches for you snitches.
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
One day I'll be a high enough level Cleric that I can banish even the most powerful undead and then it will be all over for you Liches.
They way these two love and trust each other just melts me.
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
They way these two love and trust each other just melts me.
Legal experts say that Starfleet Captains do not have the authority to unilaterally violate the Prime Directive.
Legal experts say that Grand Moff Tarkin does not have the authority to destroy Alderaan.
legal experts say the reapers from Mass Effect 3 cannot launch a unilateral invasion of the planet Earth
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Legal experts say that Starfleet Captains do not have the authority to unilaterally violate the Prime Directive.
People expect old men to die,
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when…
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when…
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
People expect old men to die,
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when…
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when…
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies
Gotta be Bilbo's party in The Fellowship of the Ring
What's a fictional holiday party you would love to attend?
My answers:
--the Christmas party from Fanny and Alexander
--the Yule feast in Nicola Griffith's Hild
--the Baileys' "welcome home" party for Harry in It's a Wonderful Life
--the office party in Die Hard; I'm sure nothing will go wrong
My answers:
--the Christmas party from Fanny and Alexander
--the Yule feast in Nicola Griffith's Hild
--the Baileys' "welcome home" party for Harry in It's a Wonderful Life
--the office party in Die Hard; I'm sure nothing will go wrong
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Gotta be Bilbo's party in The Fellowship of the Ring
I named my fists Mitchell and Webb because they ARE the baddies
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I named my fists Mitchell and Webb because they ARE the baddies
I understand you're the guy who greenlit Code of Honor?
Tell me again why you dont like the classic episode Sub Rosa.
Tell me again how you think Michael Burnham is a “Mary Sue.”
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I understand you're the guy who greenlit Code of Honor?
Hanukkah dreidl display
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hanukkah dreidl display
Thanksgiving dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Thanksgiving dinner.
A Canticle for Leibowitz
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A Canticle for Leibowitz