Dave
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Dave
@hammer59.bsky.social
💙 Left of center. Middle age lazy.

Former Jackrabbit football/track athlete - Ring the Bell!!!
Cubs/Twins/Vikings/Timberwolves masochist
South Dakota denizen
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She'll get death threats for saying this.
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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As you process the Epstein files, remember:

Palantir received early funding from Jeffrey Epstein.
It was also backed by the CIA’s venture arm, In-Q-Tel.
Then came the defense contracts.
Then mass data analytics at scale.

This isn’t separate stories.
It’s one ecosystem: the Epstein network.
February 16, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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an aggressive ant colony reduces the Keebler elves to a pile of bones and little outfits, but what sends a wave of deep unease around the world, the true source of fear, is how fast these ants are able to get cookie production ramped back up
February 16, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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For a man who melts down over the tiniest insult and sues anyone who bruises his ego, Trump has been shockingly relaxed about people openly calling him a pedophile.
February 15, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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remove "most likely" and changed "underaged girls" to "children" and quick soft-balling the topic
February 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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Just horrible.
Olympic Figure Skater Reveals 'Scary Amount' Of Threats She Got After Her Criticism Of Trump
www.comicsands.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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[upon hearing the toughest guy in England pronounce tomato] I could take him
February 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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my opinion about whether democrats should aggressively gerrymander every possible house seat is the same as my opinion about taking a knife away from a guy who has spent the last thirty years stabbing people to death with it
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
He got it!!!
February 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Let’s gooooo!
Anthony Edwards ASGMVP????
February 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk

Me: *you’re
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Adam Silver trying to explain how the All Star game works
February 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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I also am baffled that people are assuming this super checkered barely known guy will be super progressive as though we're not living in a post Fetterman universe.
It's nuts that these are the two candidates the respective wings of the Maine Dems have coughed up. I am positive there are, somewhere in the state, a moderate who's not 97 years old and a progressive who doesn't have nazi tattoos.
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Every time I hear this banging tune, I think about Michael Jordan
tesh looks like he’s having the time of his goddamn life, and good for him
BABABABABABASKETBALL
February 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Whether it’s Barack Obama, putting Dijon mustard on a hotdog or Vladimir Putin poisoning a political rival with frog toxins, both leaders have a colorful history of using strange substances.
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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i would not want to have a seven hours long tantric sex session with sting
February 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Seriously…the Northern Great Plains…in February??

#climatechangeanyone
February 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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AOC: “This harbor freight table saw finally has a rack and pinion fence and it’s sticky but square, not bad at all really.” [hops in late 70s square body]
February 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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You wouldn’t believe how confused red states would get if Bernie hopped out of a rusted Chevy dually, spit some baccer and slung up a browning x-bolt with a suppressor then said “em Republicans tryna take everything “ and the camera flips to a big AI datacenter followed by Trump’s gold Oval Office.
February 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Massie is better at messaging than most of the Dems. That's a problem even if it's working in the right direction right now.
Massie: "Donald Trump told us that even though he had dinner with these people in NYC and West Palm Beach, that he would be transparent. But he's not. He's still in with the Epstein class. This is the Epstein administration."
February 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Propaganda during WWI and WWII in fact
February 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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The acting director of ICE told Congress, under oath, that local law enforcement in Colorado leaked raid plans, allowing gang members to escape.

After 9NEWS questioned ICE's claim and its timeline, ICE deleted the claim from its social media platforms.
February 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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So, if the Nazi tattoo that was hastily scrubbed off of Graham Platner’s tit doesn’t bother leftists (and apparently it doesn’t) aren’t they supposed to super duper care about private civilian mercenary killing with no oversight?
Isn’t that their thing?
Because dude worked for CONSTELLIS.
Graham Platner has a Blackwater problem | Opinion
The Senate candidate's previous association with the private military contractor that committed various war crimes in Iraq cannot be overlooked.
www.centralmaine.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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ABC: Do you still have confidence in Pam Bondi as AG?

MASSIE: I don't think Pam Bondi has confidence in Pam Bondi. She wasn't confident enough to engage in anything but name calling in a hearing. So no, I don't. She was responsible for the document production.
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM