Chris Farris
@jcfarris.bsky.social
Why the hell does everyone think the Epsteins were talking about Donald giving “Bubba” a blow job and not Melina or Ivanka?
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Why the hell does everyone think the Epsteins were talking about Donald giving “Bubba” a blow job and not Melina or Ivanka?
Six rizzz
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Skibidi seven
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Six rizzz
Skibidi seven
Skibidi seven
Sitting at a desk is proven to be very unhealthy. Sam is doing America a service by sending the white collar workers back into the fields to toil for 12 hours to scrape up enough to subsist for another day.
October 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sitting at a desk is proven to be very unhealthy. Sam is doing America a service by sending the white collar workers back into the fields to toil for 12 hours to scrape up enough to subsist for another day.
Given that we elected a Groomer as president, can we go back to when it was acceptable to have sprint and backlog grooming sessions?
October 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Given that we elected a Groomer as president, can we go back to when it was acceptable to have sprint and backlog grooming sessions?
I almost ended a work email with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" and now I want to throw myself in the ocean.
October 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I almost ended a work email with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" and now I want to throw myself in the ocean.
www.koreatimes.co.kr/foreignaffai...
Koreans and others should boycott Hyundai until they pull out of the Georgia plant investment.
Koreans and others should boycott Hyundai until they pull out of the Georgia plant investment.
Shackled and chained: Mass detention of Koreans fuels criticism of US - The Korea Times
Public anger toward the U.S. is intensifying in Seoul after Koreans who returned from mass arrest in Georgia on Friday described squalid detention...
www.koreatimes.co.kr
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
www.koreatimes.co.kr/foreignaffai...
Koreans and others should boycott Hyundai until they pull out of the Georgia plant investment.
Koreans and others should boycott Hyundai until they pull out of the Georgia plant investment.
Jesus, even ChatGPT is in denial over the state of the country.
Next time I hit my head and the doctors ask "who's the current president?", If I get the answer wrong, I'm going to tell them I don't have brain damage, I've just ascended to AGI level intelligence.
October 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Jesus, even ChatGPT is in denial over the state of the country.
Even the Russians are getting hit with the Fake North Korean Worker Scams!
⚡️Russia may be using around 20,000 North Korean workers in military production, Ukrainian general says.
Russia is using North Korean labor to produce Geran drones, which are manufactured in Russia's Republic of Tatarstan, General Staff Chief Andrii Hnatov said.
Russia is using North Korean labor to produce Geran drones, which are manufactured in Russia's Republic of Tatarstan, General Staff Chief Andrii Hnatov said.
Russia may be using around 20,000 North Korean workers in military production, Ukrainian general says
Russia is using North Korean labor to produce Geran drones, which are manufactured in Russia's Republic of Tatarstan, General Staff Chief Andrii Hnatov said.
kyivindependent.com
October 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Even the Russians are getting hit with the Fake North Korean Worker Scams!
Just gonna leave this here. Sleepy Joe Biden never let the government shutdown on his watch. How incompetent of a President do you have to be to not even be able to keep your own government open?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Just gonna leave this here. Sleepy Joe Biden never let the government shutdown on his watch. How incompetent of a President do you have to be to not even be able to keep your own government open?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
It’s proper the address the sore as “Mr. President”
RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore
RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore
WASHINGTON—Establishing new federal guidelines for disease prevention as he moves to restrict public access to a number of vaccines, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. launched ...
theonion.com
September 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It’s proper the address the sore as “Mr. President”
Remember when we wore masks to protect others from a deadly disease, and not because we wanted to Cosplay paramilitary and abduct people who didn't look american enough
September 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Remember when we wore masks to protect others from a deadly disease, and not because we wanted to Cosplay paramilitary and abduct people who didn't look american enough
This is the part in the story where they're told they must personally swear an oath of allegiance to the President. Sort of an oath for soldiers, you know a Soldier's Oath.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has called an unusually large gathering of senior military leaders in Washington for next week, with reports suggesting it could involve hundreds of officers. The reason for the meeting has not yet been revealed.
Hegseth calls military leaders to meet next week in sudden order
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth will meet with top military leaders next week, the Pentagon confirmed Thursday, following a report that the rare gathering will include hundreds of generals and admir…
thehill.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is the part in the story where they're told they must personally swear an oath of allegiance to the President. Sort of an oath for soldiers, you know a Soldier's Oath.
Russia would never shoot down another country's aircraft that violated its airspace.
September 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Russia would never shoot down another country's aircraft that violated its airspace.
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If you're into cloud security, fwd:cloudsec Europe is now live.
Schedule: fwdcloudsec.org/conference/e...
Schedule: fwdcloudsec.org/conference/e...
September 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
If you're into cloud security, fwd:cloudsec Europe is now live.
Schedule: fwdcloudsec.org/conference/e...
Schedule: fwdcloudsec.org/conference/e...
And now I’m humming Graceland by Paul Simon…
Trump said the next city he would send the National Guard to is Memphis.
September 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
And now I’m humming Graceland by Paul Simon…
I wonder if SalesLoft had their SOC2….
September 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I wonder if SalesLoft had their SOC2….
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What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
August 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
This
Doomscrolling is a lot more fun when you're rooting for the doom
August 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This
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Donald so incompetent he'll be the first fascist to make the trains late.
August 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Donald so incompetent he'll be the first fascist to make the trains late.
The case for an EU retaliatory tariff on digital services in one image...
August 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The case for an EU retaliatory tariff on digital services in one image...
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In honor of Ashli Babbitt, during her funeral the U.S. Air Force will strafe the U.S. Capitol.
Air Force to provide funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt
The U.S. Air Force will provide Jan. 6 rioter Ashli Babbitt with military funeral honors, reversing a Biden-era decision that denied her family’s request, according to a legal group that has …
thehill.com
August 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In honor of Ashli Babbitt, during her funeral the U.S. Air Force will strafe the U.S. Capitol.
The coverup begins!
August 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The coverup begins!