jeff elrod
@jeffelrod.dev
software guy, spreadsheet enthusiast. i like podcasts, movies/tv, and weird sodas/snacks. i play tennis and sandlot baseball.
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jeff elrod
@jeffelrod.dev
· Aug 16
never attribute to virtue that which is adequately explained by incompetence
new record for earliest i've cried at "it's a wonderful life" - mary waving all their honeymoon money during the run on the building and loan, right before they were supposed to leave on the honeymoon they never take. they were so close!
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
new record for earliest i've cried at "it's a wonderful life" - mary waving all their honeymoon money during the run on the building and loan, right before they were supposed to leave on the honeymoon they never take. they were so close!
while it may not actually serve its "disinfectant" role very effectively, sunlight's doing a whole lotta work to expose how dumb a lot of powerful people actually are. idiots in high places have their brains out here *sunbathing*
December 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
while it may not actually serve its "disinfectant" role very effectively, sunlight's doing a whole lotta work to expose how dumb a lot of powerful people actually are. idiots in high places have their brains out here *sunbathing*
large dark-haired men earnestly singing christian music and a bible-obsessed woman are advertising to me on tiktok.
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
large dark-haired men earnestly singing christian music and a bible-obsessed woman are advertising to me on tiktok.
oh no the athletes are going on streams
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
oh no the athletes are going on streams
why is it that whenever rich people buy islands it's so they can make a libertarian hellscape where they can do heinous shit like pedophilia and slavery, and never so they can make a big ol' movie theater with the rights to show every movie in huge formats in perpetuity?
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
why is it that whenever rich people buy islands it's so they can make a libertarian hellscape where they can do heinous shit like pedophilia and slavery, and never so they can make a big ol' movie theater with the rights to show every movie in huge formats in perpetuity?
both georgia senators voted in favor of legislating trans and intersex people out of existence. how shameful. we deserve better.
Jon Ossoff (GA), Gary Peters (MI), Jack Reed (RI), Jacky Rosen (NV), Chuck Schumer (NY), Jeanne Shaheen (NH), Elissa Slotkin (MI), Mark Warner (VA), Raphael Warnock (GA), & Sheldon Whitehouse (RI).
U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 1st Session
www.senate.gov
December 17, 2025 at 8:48 AM
both georgia senators voted in favor of legislating trans and intersex people out of existence. how shameful. we deserve better.
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“New Lizza post is up!” I shout from my room. The only reply is my own echo; this house has been empty for thirty-five years.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“New Lizza post is up!” I shout from my room. The only reply is my own echo; this house has been empty for thirty-five years.
georgia - tulane would be the first time those two teams have played each other in over 40 years. let's go green wave!
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
georgia - tulane would be the first time those two teams have played each other in over 40 years. let's go green wave!
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How are we supposed to keep the misery factory running when the blood machine keeps getting all the cogs?
“We’re broken and we’re being poached by ICE...
People are leaving in droves"
Corrections officers are jumping ship for more lucrative jobs at ICE, which offers $50,000 starting bonuses, tuition reimbursement & better pay than the prison system
✏️ by: @keribla.bsky.social
for @propublica.org
People are leaving in droves"
Corrections officers are jumping ship for more lucrative jobs at ICE, which offers $50,000 starting bonuses, tuition reimbursement & better pay than the prison system
✏️ by: @keribla.bsky.social
for @propublica.org
As Federal Prisons Run Low on Food and Toilet Paper, Corrections Officers Leave in Droves for ICE
Many of the problems the agency is facing now are not new, but staff and prisoners fear an exodus of officers could make life behind bars even worse.
www.propublica.org
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
How are we supposed to keep the misery factory running when the blood machine keeps getting all the cogs?
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
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and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
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I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron, Charlie Brown
when i was young and full of grace
and spirited a rattlesnake
when i was young and fever fell
my spirit, i will not tell
you're on your honor not to tell
i believe in coyotes and time as an abstract
explain the change, the difference between
what you want and what you need, there's the key
and spirited a rattlesnake
when i was young and fever fell
my spirit, i will not tell
you're on your honor not to tell
i believe in coyotes and time as an abstract
explain the change, the difference between
what you want and what you need, there's the key
Someone to hold you too close
Someone to hurt you too deep
Someone to hurt you too deep
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
when i was young and full of grace
and spirited a rattlesnake
when i was young and fever fell
my spirit, i will not tell
you're on your honor not to tell
i believe in coyotes and time as an abstract
explain the change, the difference between
what you want and what you need, there's the key
and spirited a rattlesnake
when i was young and fever fell
my spirit, i will not tell
you're on your honor not to tell
i believe in coyotes and time as an abstract
explain the change, the difference between
what you want and what you need, there's the key
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
every ad i get on tiktok now is some combination of:
- very obviously made with AI
- advertising some sort of AI product
- overtly christian
one nice thing is that now, i can click on the "profile" for the ad and nine times out of ten, the app lets me block that user.
- very obviously made with AI
- advertising some sort of AI product
- overtly christian
one nice thing is that now, i can click on the "profile" for the ad and nine times out of ten, the app lets me block that user.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
every ad i get on tiktok now is some combination of:
- very obviously made with AI
- advertising some sort of AI product
- overtly christian
one nice thing is that now, i can click on the "profile" for the ad and nine times out of ten, the app lets me block that user.
- very obviously made with AI
- advertising some sort of AI product
- overtly christian
one nice thing is that now, i can click on the "profile" for the ad and nine times out of ten, the app lets me block that user.
growing up in a kansas household where mom (culturally nebraskan) cooked everything on thanksgiving, the traditional dinner has always been:
- shrimp cocktail
- waldorf salad
- bagged rolls
- oyster casserole
- green beans
- mashed potatoes/brown gravy
- cranberry sauce
- turkey/stuffing
- shrimp cocktail
- waldorf salad
- bagged rolls
- oyster casserole
- green beans
- mashed potatoes/brown gravy
- cranberry sauce
- turkey/stuffing
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
growing up in a kansas household where mom (culturally nebraskan) cooked everything on thanksgiving, the traditional dinner has always been:
- shrimp cocktail
- waldorf salad
- bagged rolls
- oyster casserole
- green beans
- mashed potatoes/brown gravy
- cranberry sauce
- turkey/stuffing
- shrimp cocktail
- waldorf salad
- bagged rolls
- oyster casserole
- green beans
- mashed potatoes/brown gravy
- cranberry sauce
- turkey/stuffing
wait, olivia nuzzi hooked up with red scare dasha?
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
wait, olivia nuzzi hooked up with red scare dasha?
monster already made "energy drinks for women" and they're super popular.
Monster Zero Ultra Flavors | Sugar-Free Energy Drinks
Monster Zero Ultra's variety of sugar-free energy drinks offer a lighter tasting, zero sugar drink with the fully loaded Monster Energy blend.
www.monsterenergy.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
monster already made "energy drinks for women" and they're super popular.
new robyn good!
new screenshots of emails with the other "jeffrey E" bad!
new screenshots of emails with the other "jeffrey E" bad!
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
new robyn good!
new screenshots of emails with the other "jeffrey E" bad!
new screenshots of emails with the other "jeffrey E" bad!
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Glad everybody had fun wi the your little sky thing. I was grinding and getting my money up but that’s just me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Glad everybody had fun wi the your little sky thing. I was grinding and getting my money up but that’s just me.
wear sweats all the time and the menswear guy can never hurt you
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
wear sweats all the time and the menswear guy can never hurt you