Mr. Pleasantries
jeffreyd.bsky.social
Mr. Pleasantries
@jeffreyd.bsky.social
Funny on paper
Can we just ban all politicians from social media, thx
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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A popped a couple more of these in there for any Gould heads in your life: www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Staying in a lot of hotels on tour, I started carrying a universal remote in my suitcase and I bookmarked the various codes/tricks to disable hospitality mode on the hotel room TVs so I could get into the settings and turn off the motion smoothing, no matter how hard they try to keep me out.
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
we put so much stock in the "official White House social media accounts," but maybe these guys are actually treating the whole thing with the respect it deserves, like writing messages on the bathroom wall
These are both Jordan’s accounts.

So he’s agreeing with himself that evil Dems and media are mean to poor victim snowflake Donnie.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
just a reminder that the newspapers could get together and decide to describe any particular rambling Trump speech as proof that he was too crazy to be president and totally bury him in like 2 weeks
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Maybe worth keeping in mind that MTG’s sudden hero turn is the definition of keyfabe
Trump lashing out in fear at GOP lawmakers will not end well for him.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
How have I never seen anyone lose their shit with Donald Trump? Just get completely fed him with his shit and lose it? In 50 years of public life, no one’s ever had it up to here with this guy?
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Ok socialist hypocrites but what if Larry Summers was implicated? Bet you wouldn't want the world to know about Larry Summers
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Where was Booker’s cool filibustering when his own party was selling us out? Seriously, fuck every last one of these assholes
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Let’s be perfectly clear on this: Schumer himself is not up for reelection until 2028. The vote to replace him as caucus leader can happen tomorrow morning. Every day Democrats are not calling for it, they need to explain why. Every. Fucking. Day.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
listen, make your calls, it's probably helpful on some level, but I can guarantee you none of these senators are monitoring their voicemails at 9:25 on Sunday
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Man, this shit is out of hand and someone need tell us why in the fuck we are blowing up fucking boats? This ain't the shit we are fucking supposed to be doing. Someone please explain why in the entire fuck we are just blowing up fucking people? It needs to happen now

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/p...
US military strikes another boat in the Caribbean, killing 3 | CNN Politics
The US military conducted a strike against a vessel in the Caribbean on Thursday, killing three people, according to Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
One of the biggest takeaways from last night for me is that maybe the media sources we all spend every day getting pissed at don’t really have any pull anymore and we can just stop giving a shit about them
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
CA: vote yes on 25 but also don’t be surprised when red states unilaterally declare cows people
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yes, just be normal and give a shit about something, it’s so fucking easy
its not about being a socialist or any of that. its about someone with a backbone who is not afraid of who he is and his ideas while standing up for his community. thats all people want.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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TIRED: “I alone can fix it.”

WIRED: “Do something Democrats!!!”
Trump trashes Obamacare in a new post. Funding under this law is the main dispute between the two parties in the ongoing government shutdown standoff.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Desperate to know @jcsalterego.bsky.social’s feelings on the new Bluesky blue
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October 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Everyone gets so in the fucking weeds when these new messaging polls come out, but the answer is simple: people respond to politicians who have values and stand for things and don’t waiver. Polls can get fucked, the way to win is to give a shit & be a normal person.
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I think it's best to not run guys with Nazi tattoos but it also seems like the government will maybe never reopen so probably not the most pressing fight to be having right now
October 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I don't know why people are so concerned about the price of these renovations, it's not like he's going to pay the contractors
Trump raises the price of the ballroom to $350 million

(It changed from $200 million, then $300 million, now $350 million within the course of a few days)
October 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Let them eat balls
I think the ballroom story is gonna mushroom into a much much much much bigger thing. I see the visceral reaction people have towards the videos.
October 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM