cozy autumn molotov
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nobody knows that i’m secretly really funny actually
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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soylent green but with muppets: thread
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
soylent green but with muppets: thread
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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jeff goldbloom: thread
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
jeff goldbloom: thread
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They should invent a brain that lets you sleep
January 10, 2024 at 3:17 AM
They should invent a brain that lets you sleep
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
Bad Moon (1996) dir. Eric Red
and awaaaayyy we go
and awaaaayyy we go
October 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Bad Moon (1996) dir. Eric Red
and awaaaayyy we go
and awaaaayyy we go
everything is awful so anyway during october i watch a horror movie a day. curate a list and everything. weekly themes and all. the kickoff this time around is animals that are heroes/saviors in horror films and i figured i’d live post through some of them because why not
October 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
everything is awful so anyway during october i watch a horror movie a day. curate a list and everything. weekly themes and all. the kickoff this time around is animals that are heroes/saviors in horror films and i figured i’d live post through some of them because why not
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man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
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no surprised that brett ”almost certainly flunked his remedial classes” kavanaugh thinks the constitution authorizes a race-based federal “papers please” regime. quick, someone ask him what he thinks of the fugitive slave act.
This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world:
September 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
no surprised that brett ”almost certainly flunked his remedial classes” kavanaugh thinks the constitution authorizes a race-based federal “papers please” regime. quick, someone ask him what he thinks of the fugitive slave act.
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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You still do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to the NRA.
September 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You still do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to the NRA.
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nicolas cage in famous works of art: thread
August 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
nicolas cage in famous works of art: thread
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Going outside but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with what’s going on
November 6, 2024 at 8:07 AM
Going outside but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with what’s going on
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album covers but with muppets: thread
August 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
album covers but with muppets: thread
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making movies better with muppets: thread
August 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
making movies better with muppets: thread
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same name; wrong movie: a thread
August 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
same name; wrong movie: a thread
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making great art even better: thread
August 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
making great art even better: thread
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If you ever want to feel truly lost for words, try explaining the taste of root beer to someone who has never tasted it.
July 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you ever want to feel truly lost for words, try explaining the taste of root beer to someone who has never tasted it.