jelissamensen.bsky.social
@jelissamensen.bsky.social
anonymous cat friend 🐈‍⬛
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November 20, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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Is it legal to say that I hope Mike Tyson uppercuts Jake Paul so hard that his neck extends like a Pez dispenser and his eyes spin like an anime character who just saw a pretty lady
November 15, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together
November 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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i want mike tyson to knock jake paul's head off in the first punch to stunned silence from the audience but we live in hell so he's almost certainly being paid to take a fall
November 15, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
a man with glasses and a mustache is making a funny face and saying yeth .
Alt: Mike Tyson says YES
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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Me: "Why am I so sad?"
Me: Realising that the sun rises at 10 am and sets at 4 pm but it doesn't really matter because there has been a storm raging for days so there is no sunlight, ever.
November 15, 2024 at 12:02 PM
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I’ll never understand nor forgive anyone who disregarded the women in their lives and voted for a known sexual abuser.
November 16, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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remember tonight is the full moon so make sure to use that power for evil
November 15, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 15, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight
November 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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pikachu
November 15, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 2:48 PM