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Jennifer What’s-Her-Face
@jenchancellor.bsky.social
Howdy. I’m a voracious reader, music nerd, pun lover, stepmom to two hilarious boys, ally & recovering journalist. These days, I transcribe stuff into braille and create tactile graphics for folks who need ‘em. Let’s be friends.
December 30, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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Bank Teller: Ma’am, this is a regular bank, not a blood bank. Please stop trying to give me your blood

Me: Oh this isn’t mine
July 9, 2023 at 6:41 PM
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This is an echo of the general election. The trans Democrat is blamed for "sparking" the crisis despite the fact she did nothing beyond be herself.

Before she arrived to DC, or made any demands, the GOP preemptively turned her identity into a political issue.

So, who is doing identity politics?
all she did was exist
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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if you wear your old prom dress to the pharmacy, they'll fill your antidepressants faster.
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Beware, this "BBC Breaking News" account is fake. It's not an official BBC News account.

If BBC News ever joins this platform, it'll be publicised via official BBC platforms.
November 19, 2024 at 4:26 AM
🌈⭐️✨
Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies.
#bydhttmwdi
a pixel art of a man standing under a rainbow on a blue background
Alt: a pixel art of Levar standing under a rainbow on a blue background
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 9:03 PM
All I ever wanted ✨
November 17, 2024 at 7:07 PM
@bonesawsally.bsky.social So glad you’re here ♥️
November 17, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Is Ronny Jackson (or Johnson depending on what level dementia Trump has that day) opening up the pill mill in the White House again???
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
This … THIS! is a brilliant move. I’m eager to see how The Onion will utilize this treasure trove of utter balderdash ♥️

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
The Onion Just Bought Infowars -- and Alex Jones Is Pissed
The Onion has acquired Alex Jones' Infowars after a judge ordered his assets be auctioned off, and the conspiracy theorist is not happy.
www.rollingstone.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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[clothing store]
Clerk: what size are you?
Me: I’m unsure, my deceased wife used to buy my clothes.
Clerk: Let’s try a medium
Me: I guess we can ask her to speak to my wife
November 11, 2024 at 9:34 AM
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only using x for my banking moving forward
November 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Thread 👇
I can only speak to how I distinguish between these as a historian and journalist. Fear-mongering—as the word implies—uses pathos as a rhetorical tool to speak to your emotions; it often relies on one-off anecdotes. Valid warnings appeal to your head, use logos as a rhetorical tool and rely on data.
agree, but how do we balance fear-mongering (what they want) and projecting (no harm at the current moment), with protection, preparation, and resistance?
November 13, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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The Guardian will no longer post its content to X
Why the Guardian is no longer posting on X
We will stop posting from our official editorial accounts on the platform, but X users can still share our articles
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Word of The Day: kakistocracy
November 13, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Introduce yourself as a TV character

“Mulder, it’s me.”
November 12, 2024 at 8:38 AM
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Also, please, please, please turn on alt text as a default in accessibility settings to demonstrate inclusive posting. We have had a terrible time getting people to make their images accessible to low visibility and disabled users.
November 11, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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I know everyone on the internet has already made this joke but I just have to.
"WHAT DID YOU EAT? SPIT IT OUT!"
Extra fun joke for all the dog owners.
Medieval mosaic, St. Gereon in Cologne, Germany.
November 6, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Hello, Bluesky. This place seems nice. I’m a voracious reader, music nerd, pun lover, recovering journalist, and I transcribe stuff into braille.

It’s a pleasure to meet you.
November 12, 2024 at 4:16 AM