Jeremiah John
@jeremiahjohn.bsky.social
drinks coffee, reads a lot, nerd, visually impaired, born in D.C., aspiring cyber security professional
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
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Hey!
That's where she gets all her ideas and ethics!
That's where she gets all her ideas and ethics!
I like JKR in the same way I like the black mold in her castle.
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hey!
That's where she gets all her ideas and ethics!
That's where she gets all her ideas and ethics!
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Privacy stalwart Nicholas Merrill spent a decade fighting an FBI surveillance order. Now he wants to sell you phone service—without knowing almost anything about you.
A New Anonymous Phone Carrier Lets You Sign Up With Nothing but a Zip Code
Privacy stalwart Nicholas Merrill spent a decade fighting an FBI surveillance order. Now he wants to sell you phone service—without knowing almost anything about you.
wrd.cm
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Privacy stalwart Nicholas Merrill spent a decade fighting an FBI surveillance order. Now he wants to sell you phone service—without knowing almost anything about you.
funnystory. I had no idea what an oxford coma was until I joined a dating website years ago. profiles kept listing it as something they would debate. It was just how I was taught it was supposed to be. didn't know the name of it
December 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
funnystory. I had no idea what an oxford coma was until I joined a dating website years ago. profiles kept listing it as something they would debate. It was just how I was taught it was supposed to be. didn't know the name of it
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John Waters’ 1995 Christmas Card.
Steve Buscemi dressed as John Waters.
Steve Buscemi dressed as John Waters.
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
John Waters’ 1995 Christmas Card.
Steve Buscemi dressed as John Waters.
Steve Buscemi dressed as John Waters.
it needs to be said that 3 years from now presidential pardon doesn't cover being sent to the Hague for trial
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
it needs to be said that 3 years from now presidential pardon doesn't cover being sent to the Hague for trial
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
@misskatefabe.bsky.social as someone who ocasionally points out how wrestling doesn't have a deep play book.did you see that WWE/AAA now has 2 heel factions both called the vision or the eye
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
@misskatefabe.bsky.social as someone who ocasionally points out how wrestling doesn't have a deep play book.did you see that WWE/AAA now has 2 heel factions both called the vision or the eye
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Big shoutout to @ecfnj.bsky.social at @fourcolorfantasies.bsky.social for this idea! Comic-shops, hit me up, ok?!
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Big shoutout to @ecfnj.bsky.social at @fourcolorfantasies.bsky.social for this idea! Comic-shops, hit me up, ok?!
so, america is going to war again I guess
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
so, america is going to war again I guess
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Kevin Nash and Mick Foley are the real ones.
December 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Kevin Nash and Mick Foley are the real ones.
Mick Foley was my favorite wrestler as a kid. he showed today he is still cool
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mick Foley was my favorite wrestler as a kid. he showed today he is still cool
a 79 year old man is not beating the poor health headline by not being able to flip a coin.
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
a 79 year old man is not beating the poor health headline by not being able to flip a coin.
Dale City/ Woodbridge Virginia is in the news again
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December 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Dale City/ Woodbridge Virginia is in the news again
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Settings > Apps > Safari > Tabs.
Choose Bottom, get your buttons back.
Choose Bottom, get your buttons back.
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Settings > Apps > Safari > Tabs.
Choose Bottom, get your buttons back.
Choose Bottom, get your buttons back.
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The season 2 premiere of @fallout.bethesdastudios.com
is just days away, inspiring me to go back to the Third Rail and reminisce, sharing songs I sang 10 (!) years ago as Magnolia in the game Fallout 4! “Baby, It’s Just You” is a sultry, smoky tune… watch out for this girl, fellas…
is just days away, inspiring me to go back to the Third Rail and reminisce, sharing songs I sang 10 (!) years ago as Magnolia in the game Fallout 4! “Baby, It’s Just You” is a sultry, smoky tune… watch out for this girl, fellas…
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The season 2 premiere of @fallout.bethesdastudios.com
is just days away, inspiring me to go back to the Third Rail and reminisce, sharing songs I sang 10 (!) years ago as Magnolia in the game Fallout 4! “Baby, It’s Just You” is a sultry, smoky tune… watch out for this girl, fellas…
is just days away, inspiring me to go back to the Third Rail and reminisce, sharing songs I sang 10 (!) years ago as Magnolia in the game Fallout 4! “Baby, It’s Just You” is a sultry, smoky tune… watch out for this girl, fellas…
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I remember when you got on an airplane and you didn't have to PRAY TO CTHULHU but now it's all ELDER GOD this and DAMP HAND TOWEL THAT and I'm sick of it.
Can't we go back to before those that made the stars demanded our allegiance in their hellish reality?
Also, ENOUGH with the Biscoff!
Can't we go back to before those that made the stars demanded our allegiance in their hellish reality?
Also, ENOUGH with the Biscoff!
a baby is smiling while sitting on the floor
ALT: a baby is smiling while sitting on the floor
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I remember when you got on an airplane and you didn't have to PRAY TO CTHULHU but now it's all ELDER GOD this and DAMP HAND TOWEL THAT and I'm sick of it.
Can't we go back to before those that made the stars demanded our allegiance in their hellish reality?
Also, ENOUGH with the Biscoff!
Can't we go back to before those that made the stars demanded our allegiance in their hellish reality?
Also, ENOUGH with the Biscoff!
Tarrentino may hate Paul Dano, Owen Wilson, and Matthew Lillard.
But he loves and misses some guy named Harvey Weinstein
But he loves and misses some guy named Harvey Weinstein
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Tarrentino may hate Paul Dano, Owen Wilson, and Matthew Lillard.
But he loves and misses some guy named Harvey Weinstein
But he loves and misses some guy named Harvey Weinstein
@mouthdork.bsky.social here is that stray toasters book Iwas telling you about www.amazon.com/dp/396792172...
Stray Toasters
Stray Toasters
www.amazon.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
@mouthdork.bsky.social here is that stray toasters book Iwas telling you about www.amazon.com/dp/396792172...
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me: religion is so embarrassing
me listening to John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together: god is real and he made a little frog puppet to tell us to be good to each other
me listening to John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together: god is real and he made a little frog puppet to tell us to be good to each other
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
me: religion is so embarrassing
me listening to John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together: god is real and he made a little frog puppet to tell us to be good to each other
me listening to John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together: god is real and he made a little frog puppet to tell us to be good to each other
Frank Gehry passed away. i heard Merryweather post pavilion was designed by him
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Frank Gehry passed away. i heard Merryweather post pavilion was designed by him
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She ALWAYS kicked all sorts of ass
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
She ALWAYS kicked all sorts of ass
the last Tarrentino film I liked was Kill Bill. which is mostly homages to things I already liked. I wanted to like Bastards. uentin seems to be on a villain arc right now though
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
the last Tarrentino film I liked was Kill Bill. which is mostly homages to things I already liked. I wanted to like Bastards. uentin seems to be on a villain arc right now though
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I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.