Jess Whitecroft (she/her)
@jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
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Writes romance and horror. Sometimes combines the two in a horrible romance. Gluten-free. May contain nuts. No DMs, please, because the UK has determined I'm not adult enough to read them.
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jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
Worst review of anything I've seen since Tuesday, when a self-described critic more or less tried to argue that Paradise Lost was bad at Satan.
luxalptraum.com
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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biscuitkitten.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
They think her name is Bella Chow.
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
I think they might be the baddies?
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
It was so good, and smelled delightful, too! Definitely going to be thinking differently about the smell of literature from now on.
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thechiller.bsky.social
This could be such an astonishingly good thing.
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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dsquareddigest.bsky.social
I don't want to get all Chesterton's Fence here, but if you don't understand that a "microscopic snail" is an indicator species that's protected for the health of the entire ecosystem, you probably shouldn't be forming "good relationships" with developers
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Rachel Reeves clears planning blockage amid ‘good relationship’ with developer
Exclusive: Chancellor says 20,000 homes were being held up due to ‘some snails that are a protected species or something’
www.theguardian.com
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
This current crop have the energy of people who don't even know how to spell DOG, are unsure as to the exact source of the shit they're moaning about, and would deride all dogs as woke when the dog refused to speak English.
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
Oops.
cwebbonline.com
Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
1/2
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kibblesmith.com
I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.
realqrampage.fightins.online
LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly
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scriblit.bsky.social
Mi nam is cow
An wen in daye
I fele the erj
To hit the hey
A ston or carre
Mi pilo iz
Or els a shepe
On wiche i zizz
dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)
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thedailytism.com
Marmaduke, six, is reported to have been the subject of near constant vocal stimming by Ellie Mulligan, 32. In response, Marmaduke concealed a microphone within his floofy orange trousers, and he is now rich beyond his wildest dreams.
Cat records chart-topping album of autistic owner’s little songs
A cat has become one of the world’s best-selling musical artists overnight, after secretly recording his owner while she sang about him. Marmaduke, six, is reported to have been the subject of near…
thedailytism.com
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
Breaks my brain that the political landscape is now so far right that Michael Heseltine is the only one talking sense.
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
That Labour actually thought this was a dunk just goes to show how cooked their comms strategy is.
devilishaccord.bsky.social
Meanwhile on Twixter @mothinali.bsky.social gives feedback to a posters recent artwork. 😂💚
Image of tweet from Green Party Deputy Leader Mothin Ali responding to artwork posted by 'Labourball'. Artwork reads "Green Party  Abolish Bad Things" and contains cartoon characters that approximate the likeness of both Mothin and Green Party Leader Zack Polanski.
Mothin's response is: "C'mon my beard is longer that that!"
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ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social
I need one of these to wear when the cops ask about my husband who has gone missing under suspicious circumstances.
An old Hollywood sheer dressing robe with fluffy cuffs.
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
And of course it's our fault for being loud and emasculating.
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
Yeah, she's clearly pursuing a right-wing viewership because she has no idea about literary criticism. And she's not going to be making a living as a writer any time soon because...oof. Yeah. It's not good.
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
That's one way to put it, yes. Her recent video about the 'degeneracy' of horny books was quite something. Big old Nazi dogwhistle in the title there.
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
He tries so hard, that one. It's tragic, really.
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
Oh no. Not her again. What's she clutching her pearls about this time?
jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
Good luck, little noodle. ❤️
nationaltrust.org.uk
This is the official return of a native species lost for over a century.