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@jghfunrun.bsky.social
(aka JGHFunRun ✝️ 🇺🇦🌻 🇵🇸🍉 🇦🇲 🇵🇬 🇱🇧 🇬🇪 🇻🇪)
Learning Finnish, Ojibwe and ASL. Likes splatoon. Aprendí español en la escuela y recuerdo un poco.
Hobby linguist, chemist, and mathematician.
Allegedly an adult; in college.
📍Onigamiinsing, Gichi-Mookomaan-Akiing
Learning Finnish, Ojibwe and ASL. Likes splatoon. Aprendí español en la escuela y recuerdo un poco.
Hobby linguist, chemist, and mathematician.
Allegedly an adult; in college.
📍Onigamiinsing, Gichi-Mookomaan-Akiing
If we apply the logic of "Ingrian/Votic/Karelian is just a dialect of Finnish!1!1!":
Eng., Swe., Afrik., Dut.: hand
Ger., most Franconian dialects: Hand
N. Frisian: hân
Scots: hand/haund
Plautdiet.: haunt
Yid.: האַנט (hant)
Bav.: Hånd
Goth.: 𐌷𐌰𐌽𐌳𐌿𐍃 (handus)
Crim. G.: handa
Clearly the same language!
Eng., Swe., Afrik., Dut.: hand
Ger., most Franconian dialects: Hand
N. Frisian: hân
Scots: hand/haund
Plautdiet.: haunt
Yid.: האַנט (hant)
Bav.: Hånd
Goth.: 𐌷𐌰𐌽𐌳𐌿𐍃 (handus)
Crim. G.: handa
Clearly the same language!
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
If we apply the logic of "Ingrian/Votic/Karelian is just a dialect of Finnish!1!1!":
Eng., Swe., Afrik., Dut.: hand
Ger., most Franconian dialects: Hand
N. Frisian: hân
Scots: hand/haund
Plautdiet.: haunt
Yid.: האַנט (hant)
Bav.: Hånd
Goth.: 𐌷𐌰𐌽𐌳𐌿𐍃 (handus)
Crim. G.: handa
Clearly the same language!
Eng., Swe., Afrik., Dut.: hand
Ger., most Franconian dialects: Hand
N. Frisian: hân
Scots: hand/haund
Plautdiet.: haunt
Yid.: האַנט (hant)
Bav.: Hånd
Goth.: 𐌷𐌰𐌽𐌳𐌿𐍃 (handus)
Crim. G.: handa
Clearly the same language!
Little brother: Hi, [Name]! Whatchu doing?
Me: I'm programming
Little brother: Are you programming?
I gotta stop asking him obvious questions, I think he thinks that's just how conversations work now 📡📡📡
Me: I'm programming
Little brother: Are you programming?
I gotta stop asking him obvious questions, I think he thinks that's just how conversations work now 📡📡📡
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Little brother: Hi, [Name]! Whatchu doing?
Me: I'm programming
Little brother: Are you programming?
I gotta stop asking him obvious questions, I think he thinks that's just how conversations work now 📡📡📡
Me: I'm programming
Little brother: Are you programming?
I gotta stop asking him obvious questions, I think he thinks that's just how conversations work now 📡📡📡
“Most x think y is bad”
“BuT i kNoW oNe X wHo tHiNkS y Is GoOd, cHeCkMaTE”
“BuT i kNoW oNe X wHo tHiNkS y Is GoOd, cHeCkMaTE”
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
“Most x think y is bad”
“BuT i kNoW oNe X wHo tHiNkS y Is GoOd, cHeCkMaTE”
“BuT i kNoW oNe X wHo tHiNkS y Is GoOd, cHeCkMaTE”
Am I correct that the non-legalese translation would be "According to a single justice, whom most justices disagree with, this would be unconstitutional"
Sauer saying something is unconstitutional because it "would be unconstitutional under Justice Scalia's dissent" is a remarkably cogent statement of the Roberts Court's approach to precedent.
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Am I correct that the non-legalese translation would be "According to a single justice, whom most justices disagree with, this would be unconstitutional"
My mom spilled dirty water all over the kitchen and is now making it our problem :D
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My mom spilled dirty water all over the kitchen and is now making it our problem :D
www.chess.com/game/live/14...
i simultaneously got +25 PLUS TWENTY FIVE POINTS OF MATERIAL AND SEVEN BAJILLION MISSED CHECKMATES IN 1"S HOLY SHIT
i simultaneously got +25 PLUS TWENTY FIVE POINTS OF MATERIAL AND SEVEN BAJILLION MISSED CHECKMATES IN 1"S HOLY SHIT
Chess: yoldawev vs JGHFunRun
yoldawev (100) vs JGHFunRun (263). JGHFunRun won by checkmate in 50 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.
www.chess.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
www.chess.com/game/live/14...
i simultaneously got +25 PLUS TWENTY FIVE POINTS OF MATERIAL AND SEVEN BAJILLION MISSED CHECKMATES IN 1"S HOLY SHIT
i simultaneously got +25 PLUS TWENTY FIVE POINTS OF MATERIAL AND SEVEN BAJILLION MISSED CHECKMATES IN 1"S HOLY SHIT
If you ask a lazy person to get you the bag containing what you need, they may get you just what you need!
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If you ask a lazy person to get you the bag containing what you need, they may get you just what you need!
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For some reason, despite knowing the Ojibwe word "Boodawaadamii" and having heard the normal English pronunciation pot-uh-WAH-tuh-mee, every time I *see* the word Potawatomi, my instinct is to place stress on the penultimate syllable: pot-uh-wah-TOE-mee. I have no idea why jasdfkl;
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
For some reason, despite knowing the Ojibwe word "Boodawaadamii" and having heard the normal English pronunciation pot-uh-WAH-tuh-mee, every time I *see* the word Potawatomi, my instinct is to place stress on the penultimate syllable: pot-uh-wah-TOE-mee. I have no idea why jasdfkl;
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Noah Smith's assertions here lie in the assumption that Indigenous nations are not truly nations, but rather, 'racial groups'. This is neither true nor demonstrates a complete understanding of Indigenous nationhood.
www.thefp.com/p/no-you-are...
www.thefp.com/p/no-you-are...
No, You Are Not on Indigenous Land
No, you are not on Indigenous land, argues Noah Smith. Pieces of territory belong to institutions, not to racial groups.
www.thefp.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Noah Smith's assertions here lie in the assumption that Indigenous nations are not truly nations, but rather, 'racial groups'. This is neither true nor demonstrates a complete understanding of Indigenous nationhood.
www.thefp.com/p/no-you-are...
www.thefp.com/p/no-you-are...
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Look forward to Bari Weiss asking "has identity politics gone too far?" while studiously ignoring the most virulent identity politics driving American government
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Look forward to Bari Weiss asking "has identity politics gone too far?" while studiously ignoring the most virulent identity politics driving American government
I just realized that Ojibwe 'bizhiki' "buffalo/bison" (more recently also "cow") sounds a *little bit* like Japanese ウシ / 'ushi', meaning "cow"... and there's a /k/ in cow /'kaw/, just as in bizhiki! nippo-indo-algic confirmed ?????? (real) (not clickbait) (you just gotta believe me)
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I just realized that Ojibwe 'bizhiki' "buffalo/bison" (more recently also "cow") sounds a *little bit* like Japanese ウシ / 'ushi', meaning "cow"... and there's a /k/ in cow /'kaw/, just as in bizhiki! nippo-indo-algic confirmed ?????? (real) (not clickbait) (you just gotta believe me)
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In 1924, Calvin Coolidge's 16-yr-old son played tennis on the White House grounds w/o wearing socks. He got a blister and was dead from infection a week later.
This is unthinkable today—which is why I wrote this series. Cuz the systems that save us from this kind of fate are in urgent need of care.
This is unthinkable today—which is why I wrote this series. Cuz the systems that save us from this kind of fate are in urgent need of care.
For a yr, I've been working on a series for The New Atlantis about the vast systems that underlie our lives. Our ancestors built them up over decades to fend off hunger, thirst, darkness and disease. But too few of us know about them—and they're all at risk. The conclusion is now available online:
Why We Are Better Off Than a Century Ago
Our ancestors built grand public systems to conquer hunger, thirst, darkness, and squalor. That progress can be lost if we forget it.
www.thenewatlantis.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
In 1924, Calvin Coolidge's 16-yr-old son played tennis on the White House grounds w/o wearing socks. He got a blister and was dead from infection a week later.
This is unthinkable today—which is why I wrote this series. Cuz the systems that save us from this kind of fate are in urgent need of care.
This is unthinkable today—which is why I wrote this series. Cuz the systems that save us from this kind of fate are in urgent need of care.
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![Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicffnydtpbb2x24cfbblv2qtcwbr37zyw44vtqx47ocj2a26b2j2u@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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so many incredible details in this one. what an unbelievable comic. the canned cranberries are killing me
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
so many incredible details in this one. what an unbelievable comic. the canned cranberries are killing me
Why the hell do so many of my threads end up with only the second post getting likes, these bots be wildin
(retroactive tags: #math #differentialequations #calculus)
(retroactive tags: #math #differentialequations #calculus)
Like something of the form f'(f(x)) + g(f(x)) = g(x)^f(x) - f(x)^g(x) is probably a bitch to solve because of the form (I mean fucking LOOK at it), and many equations in physics are a pain because of the number of variables (although the form is usually also a massive issue). But for f'(x)=g(x)f(x),
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why the hell do so many of my threads end up with only the second post getting likes, these bots be wildin
(retroactive tags: #math #differentialequations #calculus)
(retroactive tags: #math #differentialequations #calculus)
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Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
I find it very annoying when a differential equation is difficult not because of the form nor the number of variables but simply because when you manipulate it into a non-differential form, you get something that is either a bitch to integrate or a bitch to get the inverse function of
(cont. below)
(cont. below)
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I find it very annoying when a differential equation is difficult not because of the form nor the number of variables but simply because when you manipulate it into a non-differential form, you get something that is either a bitch to integrate or a bitch to get the inverse function of
(cont. below)
(cont. below)
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whats up my fellow gamers
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
whats up my fellow gamers
First time drawing in a while
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
First time drawing in a while
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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
Plan: Win by running out the clock because I literally couldn't win any other way
Actual win con: opponent DCs
Actual win con: opponent DCs
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Plan: Win by running out the clock because I literally couldn't win any other way
Actual win con: opponent DCs
Actual win con: opponent DCs
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this is only an "incorrect" bevel if you're a coward 😎😎
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
this is only an "incorrect" bevel if you're a coward 😎😎