@jiminiplywood.bsky.social
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Hi, im one of those Germans that tell you their English ain´t that good, but i´m lying.
I recently took up painting again .Seen "Collateral"? Island Limos=my creative career
Hi, im one of those Germans that tell you their English ain´t that good, but i´m lying.
I recently took up painting again .Seen "Collateral"? Island Limos=my creative career
6 in the morning over here in Germany. I just came home riding my mountainbike through freshly fallen snow. Surprisingly grippy... unless the road underneath is smooth shiny granite, as are a few select roads here. Gotta know that, can´t see that of course.
Ambulance was on the move. Of course.
Ambulance was on the move. Of course.
a car is driving down a snowy road with a sign in the background that says " ambulance "
ALT: a car is driving down a snowy road with a sign in the background that says " ambulance "
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January 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
6 in the morning over here in Germany. I just came home riding my mountainbike through freshly fallen snow. Surprisingly grippy... unless the road underneath is smooth shiny granite, as are a few select roads here. Gotta know that, can´t see that of course.
Ambulance was on the move. Of course.
Ambulance was on the move. Of course.
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Germany.
It´s snowing. I hear sirens. I guess some people have not taken into account that there is snow on the road.
It´s snowing. I hear sirens. I guess some people have not taken into account that there is snow on the road.
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Germany.
It´s snowing. I hear sirens. I guess some people have not taken into account that there is snow on the road.
It´s snowing. I hear sirens. I guess some people have not taken into account that there is snow on the road.
i bought 750g/1.6lbs of frozen fruit to eat with my #Quark.
It´s thawed now. Its supposed to last a day.
Yeah. Gonna eat all that i think with like 2lbs of Quark.
It´s thawed now. Its supposed to last a day.
Yeah. Gonna eat all that i think with like 2lbs of Quark.
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i bought 750g/1.6lbs of frozen fruit to eat with my #Quark.
It´s thawed now. Its supposed to last a day.
Yeah. Gonna eat all that i think with like 2lbs of Quark.
It´s thawed now. Its supposed to last a day.
Yeah. Gonna eat all that i think with like 2lbs of Quark.
How insignificant is the place i spent my childhood in?
Google Earth:
Google Earth:
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
How insignificant is the place i spent my childhood in?
Google Earth:
Google Earth:
Lil bit sick. No gym. Gonna go for a little walk. Mainly to buy candy.
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Lil bit sick. No gym. Gonna go for a little walk. Mainly to buy candy.
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I found some tiny crabs in the sea 🦀✨️
It felt just like a crab kindergarten!!
かにがにの多様性𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It felt just like a crab kindergarten!!
かにがにの多様性𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I found some tiny crabs in the sea 🦀✨️
It felt just like a crab kindergarten!!
かにがにの多様性𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It felt just like a crab kindergarten!!
かにがにの多様性𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
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I think people today don't understand just how dramatically the night sky has changed - it looked like it does in super remote areas *everywhere* before the invention of electric lighting, and light pollution that obscures the sky has gotten dramatically worse in the last 25 years.
If you ever have the experience of seeing a night sky out in the deep countryside you can understand this; it really is a fundamentally different experience, and I can't imagine it not being formative to people.
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I think people today don't understand just how dramatically the night sky has changed - it looked like it does in super remote areas *everywhere* before the invention of electric lighting, and light pollution that obscures the sky has gotten dramatically worse in the last 25 years.
My humble new years resolution is to paint once every week, get under 100kg bodyweight and to a 250kg deadlift
What i really want is to paint hours per week and get better in my estimation than i´ve ever been, treating painting as if muscles to train, a 300kg deadlift+ the 1000lbs club and 90kg
+
What i really want is to paint hours per week and get better in my estimation than i´ve ever been, treating painting as if muscles to train, a 300kg deadlift+ the 1000lbs club and 90kg
+
a cartoon character says " i don 't care what you do "
Alt: a cartoon character says " i don 't care what you do , you just gotta go get your shit together"
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December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My humble new years resolution is to paint once every week, get under 100kg bodyweight and to a 250kg deadlift
What i really want is to paint hours per week and get better in my estimation than i´ve ever been, treating painting as if muscles to train, a 300kg deadlift+ the 1000lbs club and 90kg
+
What i really want is to paint hours per week and get better in my estimation than i´ve ever been, treating painting as if muscles to train, a 300kg deadlift+ the 1000lbs club and 90kg
+
Epstein would have loved this.
We found that on one portal, camera settings could be changed, diagnostics could be run, and text logs of what the camera was doing were being streamed, too. 30 days of the camera’s archive was left available for anyone to watch or download.
LINK: www.404media.co/flock-expose...
LINK: www.404media.co/flock-expose...
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Epstein would have loved this.
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The Sheepherder — Thomas Hart Benton, 1957
48×66″
48×66″
December 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The Sheepherder — Thomas Hart Benton, 1957
48×66″
48×66″
I think all these people suck.
But Russell Brand definitely sucks the most.
But Russell Brand definitely sucks the most.
December 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I think all these people suck.
But Russell Brand definitely sucks the most.
But Russell Brand definitely sucks the most.
I´m back from a party and it still seems the secret to me getting to socialize more and perhaps even dance is to just pour more alcohol onto the problem. That means me, my t-shirt, my brain, all of it.
I think i danced discofox at some point.
I think i danced discofox at some point.
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I´m back from a party and it still seems the secret to me getting to socialize more and perhaps even dance is to just pour more alcohol onto the problem. That means me, my t-shirt, my brain, all of it.
I think i danced discofox at some point.
I think i danced discofox at some point.
I think im once again doing #weightloss. Went to the gym just to do cardio. Ended up doing 30min on the treadmill, rear delts and one good set of abs.
Haven´t fully raided the chocolates the neighboors left in the hallway for everyone to take. Took just 3. Not tracking kcal but still kinda on track
Haven´t fully raided the chocolates the neighboors left in the hallway for everyone to take. Took just 3. Not tracking kcal but still kinda on track
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I think im once again doing #weightloss. Went to the gym just to do cardio. Ended up doing 30min on the treadmill, rear delts and one good set of abs.
Haven´t fully raided the chocolates the neighboors left in the hallway for everyone to take. Took just 3. Not tracking kcal but still kinda on track
Haven´t fully raided the chocolates the neighboors left in the hallway for everyone to take. Took just 3. Not tracking kcal but still kinda on track
#Furniture #Idea
The cupboard that is a ladder. I have an aluminum folding ladder hanging off a nail on my wall. I also have a giant cupboard too high to reach without it. The steps are slightly downwards in orientation, but nonetheless alot of stuff is stored on my ladder.
So yeah. There...
The cupboard that is a ladder. I have an aluminum folding ladder hanging off a nail on my wall. I also have a giant cupboard too high to reach without it. The steps are slightly downwards in orientation, but nonetheless alot of stuff is stored on my ladder.
So yeah. There...
a red ladder is sitting on a concrete floor next to a black ladder .
ALT: a red ladder is sitting on a concrete floor next to a black ladder .
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December 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
#Furniture #Idea
The cupboard that is a ladder. I have an aluminum folding ladder hanging off a nail on my wall. I also have a giant cupboard too high to reach without it. The steps are slightly downwards in orientation, but nonetheless alot of stuff is stored on my ladder.
So yeah. There...
The cupboard that is a ladder. I have an aluminum folding ladder hanging off a nail on my wall. I also have a giant cupboard too high to reach without it. The steps are slightly downwards in orientation, but nonetheless alot of stuff is stored on my ladder.
So yeah. There...
Good push day at the #gym. After that i wanted to see. Turns out it takes 2hours 20 minutes for me to slow down on the treadmill. Only in the last 15 my back and feet complained. 1150 kcal burned. #PR. I remember many years back i managed 1000. More importantly i did not buy #candy afterwards.
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Shut the fuck up. Talk when you get hit.
Yes, i got hit by a car. Yes, they just drove away.
Yes, i got hit by a car. Yes, they just drove away.
Have had more close calls with a high speed e-bike on the sidewalk than I would like this year. Would probably be good if something were done about this...
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Shut the fuck up. Talk when you get hit.
Yes, i got hit by a car. Yes, they just drove away.
Yes, i got hit by a car. Yes, they just drove away.
not bad for 235lbs/107kg.
I think.
Or really bad and a clear sign i actually got alien-supercancer, i am no doctor
#health
#bloodpressure
#puls
#fitness
#heart
I think.
Or really bad and a clear sign i actually got alien-supercancer, i am no doctor
#health
#bloodpressure
#puls
#fitness
#heart
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
not bad for 235lbs/107kg.
I think.
Or really bad and a clear sign i actually got alien-supercancer, i am no doctor
#health
#bloodpressure
#puls
#fitness
#heart
I think.
Or really bad and a clear sign i actually got alien-supercancer, i am no doctor
#health
#bloodpressure
#puls
#fitness
#heart
Day is not remotely over but i have consumed over 200g of protein. Been to the gym. Not eaten too many calories.
But.
I´m also so very tired. I don´t want to be this tired. I already had pre workout and coffee. I can´t just throw more caffeine at the issue.
Goodnight.
But.
I´m also so very tired. I don´t want to be this tired. I already had pre workout and coffee. I can´t just throw more caffeine at the issue.
Goodnight.
December 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Day is not remotely over but i have consumed over 200g of protein. Been to the gym. Not eaten too many calories.
But.
I´m also so very tired. I don´t want to be this tired. I already had pre workout and coffee. I can´t just throw more caffeine at the issue.
Goodnight.
But.
I´m also so very tired. I don´t want to be this tired. I already had pre workout and coffee. I can´t just throw more caffeine at the issue.
Goodnight.
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Two minutes of footage of wheelchair users on bike lanes in Paris. A classic video I posted on Twitter a few years ago I had not posted here yet.
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Two minutes of footage of wheelchair users on bike lanes in Paris. A classic video I posted on Twitter a few years ago I had not posted here yet.
Another #PR babystep towards... hell i don´t know. 8x200kg was already a big goal, really. Anyways. Managed a 8x202.5kg deadlift set today. Alot of PR sets in other exercises too, but all less nerve wrecking.
I think i wanna deadlift 300kg(661lbs) x1 some day. For now higher reps tho.
#gym
#goal
I think i wanna deadlift 300kg(661lbs) x1 some day. For now higher reps tho.
#gym
#goal
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Shifting Yellow to Green to make the salad on the burger look nicer.
RADIOACTIVE CHEESE
RADIOACTIVE CHEESE
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Shifting Yellow to Green to make the salad on the burger look nicer.
RADIOACTIVE CHEESE
RADIOACTIVE CHEESE
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"nobody owes you anything" wrong i will wrap my hands around the world and squeeze the blood out of it until i get what is mine
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"nobody owes you anything" wrong i will wrap my hands around the world and squeeze the blood out of it until i get what is mine
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• Streamline KJ Henderson Motorcycle, 1934
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
• Streamline KJ Henderson Motorcycle, 1934