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@jiveammunition.bsky.social
Jive ♧ she/they ♧ 30+ ♧ 🔞 ♧ 日本語 OK ♧ HSR: 🦚🛀 | all🛀 | 🛀↓ ♧ GI:💧🔶 | 🔶↓ ♧ various fandoms ♧ I write sometimes.

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"Really like" turned into "kind of obsessed". Whoops.

(I'll be honest though, if Passion had nearly as much merch as Payback does, it'd be taking up 75% of this ita-wallet real estate...)
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"Fuck canon" has its virtues as an interpretive stance, but you've gotta know what the canon is before you can fuck it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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there is never enough
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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anyway in honor of new arcadion tier i post this again
March 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Ask and you shall receive
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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periodic reminder that the crusade against MSG was just racism and it is actually just magical science salt that gets you More Yummy for Less Sodium
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Blindspots for Millennials 😅

IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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🫡
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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i'm tapping the sign because a lot of people just seem to forget that "nsfw" doesn't just mean porn. it means "not safe for work." would i get sent to HR for having this on my computer monitor? yes? then it's not safe for work. for the love of everything that is holy, stop erasing the meaning.
Look, I get it.
Fuck the system.
But please for the love of god label your shit if its nsfw.
If someone is naked, it's nsfw.
It means: Not Safe For Work.
This isn't a euphemism.
It's literal.
If I open blue at work for a cheeky scroll to see how moots r doing, I shouldn't have to watch my 6.
Thanks.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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*sees a bad post* rr... uuagh... hUh! ARGH *sees a funny post* ah! ahahaa... ooh, haa aah!
September 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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少し早めに読切版同人誌が届きました♫ BOOTHひらきますぞ!
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Friends: You'll really like X in To Be Hero X!
Me: He looks like a smug bastard and not quite the kind I'm into...
Friends: You'll see!

(after finishing TBHX)

Me: Fuck. They got me. 🫣
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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March 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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boo?
October 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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i think about this tweet a lot
October 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I still think about the time my friends and I were watching The Prince of Egypt and someone referred it to as a "light novel adaptation" which led to us making jokes about the "localizations" and "fandoms".
October 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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The English edition cover for Our Sunny Days Volume 1
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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must’ve felt so good in the 18th century to scowl severely at another man and say “you forget yourself” and know he wants to suck you off so bad
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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How it feels 😬
January 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Many of you
May 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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1am delirious motivational comic from moi #comic
October 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM