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Human bean. Dad. Developer, mostly front-end. North Shore forever.

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It's been a few months now, and I still absolutely hate iOS 26. But the disappearing nav bar in Apple Music, now adopted in other apps too, really is the final straw. It drives me absolutely nuts every time I have to drag it back up again. I decided to complain in a very British way.
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm glad "slop" is a recognized word, but we need one for people who are into "tech" but only by way of looking at outputs of things they don't control. Like comparing different AI tools, or reporting on how their self driving cars drive.
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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There's an interview with BRMC where they talk about telling the dept of homeland security to go fuck themselves when they used their song, and it's pretty interesting that this rock band quickly learned something that the entire opposition party can't seem to figure out
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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My dad's saying 'what would you expect from a pig but a grunt' seems apt today.
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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one of the funnier aspects to the AI backlash is the fact that they're negatively polarizing much of the tech enthusiast demographic against them by making hobbyist PC building functionally unaffordable
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Just suppose…
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Website Task Flowchart

xkcd.com/3175/
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.

I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Annual reminder that one nice thing you can do as a coworker is, if you have to write peer reviews, just go ahead and ask your peers what accomplishments they’re proud of this year, and what they want to work on next year. It’ll make your job writing them easier, and help their best work be seen
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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An easy way to explain luddites:

Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.

And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.

That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My grandfather was known for parking cars in the woods, but on his own land. Now I wish he had left an enduring mystery like this.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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#Romancelandia Holiday Fairies is BACK for our 6th year! 🎁✨

This community-powered gifting initiative is all about mutual aid, kindness, and making sure no one goes without a little magic this season.

Let’s make 2025 our most generous year yet!

Learn more: bit.ly/holidayfairies
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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"It really is a travesty that England, named after the Angles, speaks English and speakers are called Anglophone, when it could have been Sexland, named after the Saxons, speaking Sexish and speakers are called Saxophone"
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it

Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive

me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on

Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Feeling extremely smug about having declined the AI listening tool at my most recent doctor's appointment
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald so you can listen to the song but honestly it's a good day to throw on any of Gordon Lightfoot's albums and get off the Internet.*

* true every day
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM