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Jey Allen
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Il re dei froci.

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A time-honored tradition: Republicans offering buts and prayers
January 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Just gonna keep reminding myself that all this shit will have consequences eventually. The world is still a just place even if the wannabe gestapo are running around like its not.

One day all these cretins will have to answer for the things theyve done and I just gotta keep reminding myself of that
January 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Bought myself something for Christmas that finally came
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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@jjturnip.bsky.social and I just mapped out a 29-race tribute to all the times Kevin Harvick closed out a NASCAR race (yes, nearly half of his Cup wins. it sounds exhaustive and might actually be, but the guy was a sicko for swooping in at the last moment)
i think this site really needs to figure out how to grow the non-politics verticals (the baseball moment was a good thing!) because i suspect a lot of the bad clusters come out of the political clusters driving 95% of ENG-lang posts
I'd be happy with big non politics accounts.
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Dan Orvlosky is a biased, asinine, and just simply moronic announcer and im confused to why he's even calling this game.
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Trump didn't even need to prime the US pundit class for months with weapons of mass destruction. Everything he's doing is illegal from bombing fishermen without evidence to invading a foreign country.

Yet all the "Maduro wasn't a good guy" justifications are pouring out now
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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the "you kill him, you become him" rule from The Santa Clause should be applied to all professions
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
God if your listening could the day "it happens" be like soon? Please?
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Her video explaining everything is here: youtube.com/watch?v=djluF6…

Her legal fund is here: gofund.me/45f72d8b7 I donated $1000 to support her cause, but sadly the situation hasn’t received much attention. Even if you can’t contribute, watching and sharing her video would help a lot.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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My teenagers can’t get a ticket to the Running Man remake on their own, but sure, they’re consenting adults when it comes to sex.

There’s not enough pepper spray in the world for these creeps
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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i would kill myself but it seems an awful inconvenience to my plans
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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yeah sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that you feel genuinely loved
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Mediocre white man refuses to accept responsibility

More at 11.
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Jesus christ people are dumb
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM