Jacob Milani
@jm1lani.bsky.social
It is up to us. Resist. he/him
Maybe Puka Nacua fell in the draft because he’s a gigantic douche bag.
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Maybe Puka Nacua fell in the draft because he’s a gigantic douche bag.
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Hi, it’s me, the guy who cares a lot about who the 12th team in the college football bracket is, I get really mad about it like I start spluttering and drooling, I park my car sideways across parking spaces to keep people from hitting it, and my neighbors throw pinecones at me constantly
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hi, it’s me, the guy who cares a lot about who the 12th team in the college football bracket is, I get really mad about it like I start spluttering and drooling, I park my car sideways across parking spaces to keep people from hitting it, and my neighbors throw pinecones at me constantly
Nick Sirianni is the Bill Belichick of Zac Taylors.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Nick Sirianni is the Bill Belichick of Zac Taylors.
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We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
#NFOMUN We don’t need any help from the refs to be shite but they’re sure doing their part. Savona kept that in. Clearly. Fucking bullshit.
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
#NFOMUN We don’t need any help from the refs to be shite but they’re sure doing their part. Savona kept that in. Clearly. Fucking bullshit.
Gangsta shit from Corey Heim. Wow.
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Gangsta shit from Corey Heim. Wow.
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the worst guy u knew in high school became a cop and married the worst girl you knew in high school who is now a sahm to their daughter Parsley Patriotism Johnson
October 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
the worst guy u knew in high school became a cop and married the worst girl you knew in high school who is now a sahm to their daughter Parsley Patriotism Johnson
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Repost if you agree that everyone who doesn't like sports should be forced to relocate inside a colossal obsidian sphere in the San Francisco Bay that emits an ominous hum
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Repost if you agree that everyone who doesn't like sports should be forced to relocate inside a colossal obsidian sphere in the San Francisco Bay that emits an ominous hum
Keep sleeping on Cade Cunningham.
Who will be the league’s best players this coming season?
A former NBA front office exec makes his picks.
http://dlvr.it/TNhXgr
A former NBA front office exec makes his picks.
http://dlvr.it/TNhXgr
October 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Keep sleeping on Cade Cunningham.
Pharmacist here. Getting harder and harder to not rip my eyeballs out with every passing day these clowns are in charge.
There's no meeting in the middle on "circumcision leads to Tylenol which leads to autism." It's either the stupidest thing you've ever heard in your life or you're a willing participant in the dumbing down of society.
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Pharmacist here. Getting harder and harder to not rip my eyeballs out with every passing day these clowns are in charge.
“This is or isn’t a sport” is just engagement bait (that i’m taking, I KNOW) and is truly something I couldn’t imagine wasting time gatekeeping. Who cares. Shut up and enjoy it. Or don’t.
Golf is a hobby, not a sport. F1 is neither. These are my takes.
September 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“This is or isn’t a sport” is just engagement bait (that i’m taking, I KNOW) and is truly something I couldn’t imagine wasting time gatekeeping. Who cares. Shut up and enjoy it. Or don’t.
Never seen a whinier team in my life
🚨 Bernardo Silva: “We cannot come to one of the most important games [vs Arsenal] in the season with such a disadvantage, in terms of rest”. “It's not fair to play one of these games like this. It's just not right”, told @spbajko.
September 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Never seen a whinier team in my life
Daboll should have to Uber back to his house. What in the unholy fuck
September 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Daboll should have to Uber back to his house. What in the unholy fuck
Please take Cody Ware’s hard card
September 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Please take Cody Ware’s hard card
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i do not respect the koala. you are disgusting perverts
September 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i do not respect the koala. you are disgusting perverts
Agreed. I’ll take two slices.
Taco Bell is the leader in the race to junk food apotheosis.
I fear they have reached their target market
September 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Agreed. I’ll take two slices.
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TFW you're ready for some football
September 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
TFW you're ready for some football
Jalen Carter is a generational fuckup of a human
September 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Jalen Carter is a generational fuckup of a human
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Dude. Bubba. What are you doing man
August 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Dude. Bubba. What are you doing man
I’ve got half an actual band here!
Drums: Travis Kelce
Guitar: Steve Miller
Bass: me
Keyboard: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Vocals: Brian Johnson (yes, that one)
Drums: Travis Kelce
Guitar: Steve Miller
Bass: me
Keyboard: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Vocals: Brian Johnson (yes, that one)
Pick four people born on your birthday and start a band. You’re in it too. Everyone has the ability to sing and play any instrument.
Who’s on drums?
Guitar?
Bass?
Keyboards?
Lead vocals?
For me:
Drums: Nikola Tesla
Guitar: Arlo Guthrie
Bass: Me
Keyboards: Marcel Proust
Lead vocals: Sofia Vergara
Who’s on drums?
Guitar?
Bass?
Keyboards?
Lead vocals?
For me:
Drums: Nikola Tesla
Guitar: Arlo Guthrie
Bass: Me
Keyboards: Marcel Proust
Lead vocals: Sofia Vergara
July 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I’ve got half an actual band here!
Drums: Travis Kelce
Guitar: Steve Miller
Bass: me
Keyboard: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Vocals: Brian Johnson (yes, that one)
Drums: Travis Kelce
Guitar: Steve Miller
Bass: me
Keyboard: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Vocals: Brian Johnson (yes, that one)
Ty Gibbs needs suspended for that. Spoiled little brat
July 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ty Gibbs needs suspended for that. Spoiled little brat