joeasmith13.bsky.social
@joeasmith13.bsky.social
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
there are not enough hotdog gifs in the world
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
there are not enough hotdog gifs in the world
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
Imagine being a pension fund and getting a letter from a prospective buyer that suddenly breaks out into bold all-capitals like a scam email.
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Imagine being a pension fund and getting a letter from a prospective buyer that suddenly breaks out into bold all-capitals like a scam email.
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
If only there was a safe, cheap and effective way to halt its spread.
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
South Carolina measles outbreak is 'accelerating,' driving hundreds into quarantine
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year.
nbcnews.to
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If only there was a safe, cheap and effective way to halt its spread.
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
Sherrone Moore blocked me on Twitter the day he accepted the Michigan job.
I wasn’t the only credible writer who got that treatment. There were reasons for that.
I wasn’t the only credible writer who got that treatment. There were reasons for that.
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sherrone Moore blocked me on Twitter the day he accepted the Michigan job.
I wasn’t the only credible writer who got that treatment. There were reasons for that.
I wasn’t the only credible writer who got that treatment. There were reasons for that.
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
Time to talk about “therapy isn’t enough. I need to fight my dad,” the movie
we've got a fresh new @sportsmoviespod.bsky.social episode out, this time talking The Iron Claw with the great @iamhectordiaz.com! www.patreon.com/posts/iron-c...
The Iron Claw with Hector Diaz | Sports Movies That Don't Suck
Get more from Sports Movies That Don't Suck on Patreon
www.patreon.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Time to talk about “therapy isn’t enough. I need to fight my dad,” the movie
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
I can’t believe we aren’t gonna get Michigan Soup
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I can’t believe we aren’t gonna get Michigan Soup
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
fuck I can’t imagine what Notre Dame’s AD is gonna have to say to get some attention tomorrow
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
fuck I can’t imagine what Notre Dame’s AD is gonna have to say to get some attention tomorrow
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
relative to expectations, Curt Cignetti has to be the best coaching hire in history
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
relative to expectations, Curt Cignetti has to be the best coaching hire in history
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
listen the playoff is a lot of things, but one of them is “great for getting people to just say WHATEVER”
Kalen DeBoer: "If this game applies to and takes away from our resume, I don't think that's right."
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
listen the playoff is a lot of things, but one of them is “great for getting people to just say WHATEVER”
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
"Legalization is the only way to change the story of cocaine, from field to nose, being written in other people’s blood."
Legalizing Cocaine Is the Only Way to End the Drug War
The war on drugs has failed, and Trump’s deadly boat strikes are only doubling down on decades of failed policy.
interc.pt
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"Legalization is the only way to change the story of cocaine, from field to nose, being written in other people’s blood."
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
In an incredible tactical error, I introduced my children to Christmas songs as sung by The Chipmunks on December 4th.
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
In an incredible tactical error, I introduced my children to Christmas songs as sung by The Chipmunks on December 4th.
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
Meet the new Deputy Chief of Staff at the CDC.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Meet the new Deputy Chief of Staff at the CDC.
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
You know who else was indicted out of the Southern District of New York following an investigation that was primarily conducted during the first Trump administration (and then convicted by a federal jury and sentenced to 45 years in prison)?
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You know who else was indicted out of the Southern District of New York following an investigation that was primarily conducted during the first Trump administration (and then convicted by a federal jury and sentenced to 45 years in prison)?
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
This is the story of another guy indicted in the Southern District of New York, who Trump just pardoned. One of Trump's personal lawyers and appointee was even part of the prosecution! donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is the story of another guy indicted in the Southern District of New York, who Trump just pardoned. One of Trump's personal lawyers and appointee was even part of the prosecution! donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
The biggest hypocrite of the Lane Kiffin saga is not Lane himself. It's Jeff Landry, who pretended he was going to take on the buyout industrial complex and then did the opposite. Maybe, one day, an SEC or Big Ten governor will have the courage of their convictions on this slate.com/culture/2025...
Lane Kiffin Is Not the Biggest Hypocrite in His Own Move to LSU
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry’s shamelessness really stands out.
slate.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The biggest hypocrite of the Lane Kiffin saga is not Lane himself. It's Jeff Landry, who pretended he was going to take on the buyout industrial complex and then did the opposite. Maybe, one day, an SEC or Big Ten governor will have the courage of their convictions on this slate.com/culture/2025...
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
Penn State’s AD managed to generate hundreds of thousands of dollars in annual tithing increases for the LDS church in like 24 hours. That’s more than most people can pull off on an entire 2 year mission
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Penn State’s AD managed to generate hundreds of thousands of dollars in annual tithing increases for the LDS church in like 24 hours. That’s more than most people can pull off on an entire 2 year mission
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
extremely funny that the Penn State turmoil is happening on the same day that James Franklin is flipping multiple blue chip former Penn State commits with spectacular names
okay maybe James Franklin hasn't lost it because he just signed a gigantic offensive lineman named Roseby "Purgatory" Lubintus
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
extremely funny that the Penn State turmoil is happening on the same day that James Franklin is flipping multiple blue chip former Penn State commits with spectacular names
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
for going on ten years, every time the College Football Playoff chair tries to explain why they ranked the teams the way they did, their answers somehow make it less clear
CFP chair Hunter Yurachek: "We're not comparing Notre Dame and Miami side-by-side." Says the grouping has mostly been Alabama, Notre Dame, BYU and Miami, so that one H2H result is one of multiple factors at play.
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
for going on ten years, every time the College Football Playoff chair tries to explain why they ranked the teams the way they did, their answers somehow make it less clear
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
They always were, and I talk about it at length in that article up there.
Stands to reason that the human polls (and now, the committee) would be more swayed by tradition and narrative. Computers don’t care about your reputation!
Stands to reason that the human polls (and now, the committee) would be more swayed by tradition and narrative. Computers don’t care about your reputation!
The computers being slightly more friendly to the non-power schools is an odd realization.
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
They always were, and I talk about it at length in that article up there.
Stands to reason that the human polls (and now, the committee) would be more swayed by tradition and narrative. Computers don’t care about your reputation!
Stands to reason that the human polls (and now, the committee) would be more swayed by tradition and narrative. Computers don’t care about your reputation!
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
We were so mean to those sweet little computers.
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We were so mean to those sweet little computers.
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
Reposted by joeasmith13.bsky.social
🗣️🗣️🗣️BRING BACK THE COMPUTERS
OK Computers: A Formal Apology to College Football’s Biggest Scapegoat
The BCS era was defined by college football fans getting mad at a set of computer formulas. But math was never the problem with the old system—and the sport’s new selection process has only gotten wor...
www.theringer.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
🗣️🗣️🗣️BRING BACK THE COMPUTERS