Joe Rotindo
@joerotindo.bsky.social
Photographer and human.
Mostly.
Mostly.
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This galaxy cluster has long received the celebrity treatment from leading telescopes, and for good reason.
This Webb image is filled with examples of gravitational lensing 🔍 caused by the vast gravity of MACS J1149.5+2223.
Read more 👉 www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...
🔭 🧪
This Webb image is filled with examples of gravitational lensing 🔍 caused by the vast gravity of MACS J1149.5+2223.
Read more 👉 www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...
🔭 🧪
January 22, 2026 at 9:13 AM
This galaxy cluster has long received the celebrity treatment from leading telescopes, and for good reason.
This Webb image is filled with examples of gravitational lensing 🔍 caused by the vast gravity of MACS J1149.5+2223.
Read more 👉 www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...
🔭 🧪
This Webb image is filled with examples of gravitational lensing 🔍 caused by the vast gravity of MACS J1149.5+2223.
Read more 👉 www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...
🔭 🧪
Them: so what did you do this winter?
Me:
Me:
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Them: so what did you do this winter?
Me:
Me:
Spring macro (2017) - revisited
Pentax K5II DSLR photograph
✌️😎
Pentax K5II DSLR photograph
✌️😎
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Spring macro (2017) - revisited
Pentax K5II DSLR photograph
✌️😎
Pentax K5II DSLR photograph
✌️😎
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#OTD 14 January 2005, @esa.int's #Huygens probe landed on Saturn's moon #Titan; humankind's only landing (to date) in the outer Solar System, the farthest landing from Earth a spacecraft has ever made, and also the first landing on a moon other than our own 🧪🔭
www.esa.int/Science_Expl...
www.esa.int/Science_Expl...
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 AM
#OTD 14 January 2005, @esa.int's #Huygens probe landed on Saturn's moon #Titan; humankind's only landing (to date) in the outer Solar System, the farthest landing from Earth a spacecraft has ever made, and also the first landing on a moon other than our own 🧪🔭
www.esa.int/Science_Expl...
www.esa.int/Science_Expl...
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inventor of the clock: the first hand is the hour hand
boss: okay
inventor: the second hand is the minute hand
boss: got it
inventor: the third hand is the second hand
boss: wait what
boss: okay
inventor: the second hand is the minute hand
boss: got it
inventor: the third hand is the second hand
boss: wait what
December 27, 2023 at 7:48 PM
inventor of the clock: the first hand is the hour hand
boss: okay
inventor: the second hand is the minute hand
boss: got it
inventor: the third hand is the second hand
boss: wait what
boss: okay
inventor: the second hand is the minute hand
boss: got it
inventor: the third hand is the second hand
boss: wait what
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Oh sure it's funny when a cartoon character drops a piano on someone's head but when I do it it’s a “crime”
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Oh sure it's funny when a cartoon character drops a piano on someone's head but when I do it it’s a “crime”
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I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
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Important Job Descriptions
Librarian: someone who works in a library
Unitarian: someone who works in a unit
Barbarian: someone who works in two (2) bars
Vegetarian: someone who works in a vegetable
Librarian: someone who works in a library
Unitarian: someone who works in a unit
Barbarian: someone who works in two (2) bars
Vegetarian: someone who works in a vegetable
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Important Job Descriptions
Librarian: someone who works in a library
Unitarian: someone who works in a unit
Barbarian: someone who works in two (2) bars
Vegetarian: someone who works in a vegetable
Librarian: someone who works in a library
Unitarian: someone who works in a unit
Barbarian: someone who works in two (2) bars
Vegetarian: someone who works in a vegetable
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Know Your Time-Related Abbreviations
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Know Your Time-Related Abbreviations
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
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Co-pilot: that was our third pass. When are you going to land?
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Co-pilot: that was our third pass. When are you going to land?
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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the week between christmas and new years should be called schrödinger week
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
the week between christmas and new years should be called schrödinger week
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December 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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ME: i’m nervous about my date should i bring anything
FRIEND: just be nice
ME: okay
[later]
DATE: what is this
ME: bean ice
FRIEND: just be nice
ME: okay
[later]
DATE: what is this
ME: bean ice
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ME: i’m nervous about my date should i bring anything
FRIEND: just be nice
ME: okay
[later]
DATE: what is this
ME: bean ice
FRIEND: just be nice
ME: okay
[later]
DATE: what is this
ME: bean ice
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From a scorching closest approach to the Sun, to a flight past Venus for a gravity boost – 2025 has been quite a year for our #ESAJuice!
Tune in to the latest episode of 'The journey of Juice' to go behind the scenes with the people working on the mission 👇
🔭 🧪
Tune in to the latest episode of 'The journey of Juice' to go behind the scenes with the people working on the mission 👇
🔭 🧪
Turning up the heat | The journey of Juice (episode 2)
YouTube video by European Space Agency, ESA
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
From a scorching closest approach to the Sun, to a flight past Venus for a gravity boost – 2025 has been quite a year for our #ESAJuice!
Tune in to the latest episode of 'The journey of Juice' to go behind the scenes with the people working on the mission 👇
🔭 🧪
Tune in to the latest episode of 'The journey of Juice' to go behind the scenes with the people working on the mission 👇
🔭 🧪
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
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JACK: i'm telling you there's water up there
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
JACK: i'm telling you there's water up there
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
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ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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[first date]
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
[first date]
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
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As an adult I've had fewer yabadabadoo times than the Flintstones led me to believe would be the case
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
As an adult I've had fewer yabadabadoo times than the Flintstones led me to believe would be the case