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Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Out enjoying the last beautiful moon of 2025 before it is dynamited into rubble and used to build a giant Trump head.
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Out enjoying the last beautiful moon of 2025 before it is dynamited into rubble and used to build a giant Trump head.
haha what, you think I put Ozempic in the christmas tree water? that's crazy
December 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
haha what, you think I put Ozempic in the christmas tree water? that's crazy
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Hey, Dad. All my life I have been the stone in the creek. Shaped by forces moving around me that I could not understand. Today I will become the creek. I will swell over the banks and into the world. I will make it smaller. I will reduce all things. Hope you get this voicemail. Hope you can swim.
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Hey, Dad. All my life I have been the stone in the creek. Shaped by forces moving around me that I could not understand. Today I will become the creek. I will swell over the banks and into the world. I will make it smaller. I will reduce all things. Hope you get this voicemail. Hope you can swim.
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I thought they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes but a peace prize fell out of mine.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I thought they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes but a peace prize fell out of mine.
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just got a text from my basement that says Scary Noise and i am freaking out
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
just got a text from my basement that says Scary Noise and i am freaking out
Co-pilot: that was our third pass. When are you going to land?
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Co-pilot: that was our third pass. When are you going to land?
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
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The only thing that can stop a bad ai with a gun is a good ai with a gun
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad ai with a gun is a good ai with a gun
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Can’t believe I got ripped off on NefariousBroWeb & my Greedcoin is now worthless
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Can’t believe I got ripped off on NefariousBroWeb & my Greedcoin is now worthless
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Have to go back to eating smaller birds tomorrow. Ugh.
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Have to go back to eating smaller birds tomorrow. Ugh.
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[I turn on the TV and every channel is showing me being burned in effigy] This can't be good
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
[I turn on the TV and every channel is showing me being burned in effigy] This can't be good
Arriving at my funeral, you are woefully unprepared for the sight of my embalmed corpse doing full Van Damme splits between two coffins.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Arriving at my funeral, you are woefully unprepared for the sight of my embalmed corpse doing full Van Damme splits between two coffins.
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
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YEAH I want to use Sticky Keys! Thanks for popping up to ask me about this thing which I both obviously know about and want to always be turning on! (smiling slightly) Uhhhhh. That is, ... *NOT*
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
YEAH I want to use Sticky Keys! Thanks for popping up to ask me about this thing which I both obviously know about and want to always be turning on! (smiling slightly) Uhhhhh. That is, ... *NOT*
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Imagine paying $44,000,000,000 to be the guy in the carnival dunk tank
December 28, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Imagine paying $44,000,000,000 to be the guy in the carnival dunk tank
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Wrote in my Gratitude Journal this morning, like I do every day, that I’m particularly thankful for my Spite Journal, which now comprises several handsome volumes.
November 25, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Wrote in my Gratitude Journal this morning, like I do every day, that I’m particularly thankful for my Spite Journal, which now comprises several handsome volumes.
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
July 4, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
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Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.
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“quiet, piggy” would make a lovely epitaph
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“quiet, piggy” would make a lovely epitaph
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PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs
ME: I said no autographs
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs
ME: I said no autographs
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You can be a pitcher and a belly itcher at the same time. Don't let the jeering crowd limit your potential.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
You can be a pitcher and a belly itcher at the same time. Don't let the jeering crowd limit your potential.