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Lol this place really called "BS"
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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3-0 since Humpy won
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me
October 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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mariners won
October 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride
October 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Man. Humpy really did that shit.
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Apologies to Swift, but maybe if she had started her album on a track with a sibling and her singing about her parents passing away and then the rest of the tracks were straight heat about dealing cocaine maybe it'd have a chance to be my album of the year. Maybe next time 😔.
October 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Got a Taco Bell ad for their "Y2K menu" that played Sum 41's weakest hit as the background music and nostalgia is an evil, evil trap that everyone falls into
September 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Unreal Engine 5 really is the video game version of the Netflix "why it look like that??" effect
September 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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It seems all roads lead to Gran Soren.
August 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Imagine Backshots here...
August 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Devastated to find that, of all the changes the Wing Blu-rays could've made to improve the subs, they ruined one of the best translations instead.

I'll never forget "You're telling me to get off?" with this fuckin face
August 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I think it's great that cats have this kind of instinctive understanding of and respect for thresholds, and clearly reckon our ability to manufacture and manipulate them, changing the possibilities of daily life on a whim, and the main outcome of all that is they scream at us while we shit
August 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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i hope they manage to survive this quaint new england town's ancient curse--without letting their parents know they threw a house party!!!!
Troye Sivan shares photo with Chappell Roan.
August 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
when you work in a liminal space
August 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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August 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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the 3 wise men giving baby jesus cigarettes
Three average sized adult camels offering some cigarettes to a smaller adult camel.
August 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Got me crying over the game what where you hit a ball with a stick then run in a circle.

Ichiro Suzuki means so much though. Who the fuck is Tom Brady?
August 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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ah yeah the familiar whiplash of seeing a legacy media org cover something you're an actual expert in and realizing "oh if this is how badly they're fucking up this, how badly are they fucking up every other topic?"
This is an insane thing to write about game development. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/a...
July 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Video games, like Pac-Man, are forever chased by ghosts
July 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM