John M. Duarte
@johnnydpresents.bsky.social
San Fernando Valley Filmmaker & Photographer, That guy you see at screenings, Contributing writer for Daily Dead News and Golden State Ghouls, Co-Founder of Misfits of Cinema productions. Messy Bitch.
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Oh hey everyone! Is this thing on?
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh hey everyone! Is this thing on?
Ohhhh @beyondfest.bsky.social!, I can’t wait to see you again.
September 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Ohhhh @beyondfest.bsky.social!, I can’t wait to see you again.
Damn! I was today years old when I found out the Cinematographer for Return of the Living Dead Part II also was the cinematographer for the masterpiece that is THERE WILL BE BLOOD 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
September 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Damn! I was today years old when I found out the Cinematographer for Return of the Living Dead Part II also was the cinematographer for the masterpiece that is THERE WILL BE BLOOD 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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#GGACP #MonkeySaturday #MonkeyAroundDay @franksantopadre.bsky.social @rheinesq.bsky.social @yanni-fotiadis.bsky.social @benderoni.bsky.social @barrettleddy.bsky.social @joshchambers.bsky.social @alternedtive.bsky.social
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June 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Another week, another garbage AI trend. As always, anyone I follow posting AI art is immediately unfollowed and that includes turning yourself into an action figure. Support human artists!
April 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Another week, another garbage AI trend. As always, anyone I follow posting AI art is immediately unfollowed and that includes turning yourself into an action figure. Support human artists!
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Spicy creators! I’m interested in shooting some trade #collabs! Prioritizing femme, LGBTQIA+, and plus-sized performers. DM me if you’d like to work together 💟
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#spicycreator #spicycontent #nsfwsky #fanslycreator #fansly
📸 @johnnydpresents.bsky.social
#spicycreator #spicycontent #nsfwsky #fanslycreator #fansly
March 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Spicy creators! I’m interested in shooting some trade #collabs! Prioritizing femme, LGBTQIA+, and plus-sized performers. DM me if you’d like to work together 💟
📸 @johnnydpresents.bsky.social
#spicycreator #spicycontent #nsfwsky #fanslycreator #fansly
📸 @johnnydpresents.bsky.social
#spicycreator #spicycontent #nsfwsky #fanslycreator #fansly
The live action of Lilo & Stitch is 2hrs & 39mins???
Really???
Really???
March 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The live action of Lilo & Stitch is 2hrs & 39mins???
Really???
Really???
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Who else is celebrating the 30th anniversary of Walt Disney Pictures MAN OF THE HOUSE today? Just me? Ok.
March 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Who else is celebrating the 30th anniversary of Walt Disney Pictures MAN OF THE HOUSE today? Just me? Ok.
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Seriously, the ongoing sandworm gag is PERFECTION. #Oscars
a woman in a blue dress is clapping in a crowd of people
Alt: Anne Hathaway clapping and crying in a crowd of people.
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March 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Seriously, the ongoing sandworm gag is PERFECTION. #Oscars
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Can we just keep Conan as the Oscars host going forward, for as long as he is willing to do it?
March 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Can we just keep Conan as the Oscars host going forward, for as long as he is willing to do it?
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If I was in the Academy Awards orchestra after Adrien Brody pulled that self-indulgent bullshit nothing of an acceptance speech, I woulda been waiting backstage for his long winded ass with a sock full of quarters.
March 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If I was in the Academy Awards orchestra after Adrien Brody pulled that self-indulgent bullshit nothing of an acceptance speech, I woulda been waiting backstage for his long winded ass with a sock full of quarters.
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Next year have Conan host again and have a camera that cuts to Colman Domingo specifically during all the actors speeches. Or during most of the show. That works, too.
March 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Next year have Conan host again and have a camera that cuts to Colman Domingo specifically during all the actors speeches. Or during most of the show. That works, too.
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Anora Winners: Support sex workers! Support indie films! Support indie theaters!
Adrian Brody: Don’t do a Rastafarian character on SNL.
Adrian Brody: Don’t do a Rastafarian character on SNL.
March 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Anora Winners: Support sex workers! Support indie films! Support indie theaters!
Adrian Brody: Don’t do a Rastafarian character on SNL.
Adrian Brody: Don’t do a Rastafarian character on SNL.
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God it’s so good to see someone actually funny host this show.
March 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
God it’s so good to see someone actually funny host this show.
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It turns out the Oscars just needed Conan all along.
March 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It turns out the Oscars just needed Conan all along.
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Conan O Brien is the biggest reason why I’m watching the Oscars. So happy to see him get this opportunity.
March 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Conan O Brien is the biggest reason why I’m watching the Oscars. So happy to see him get this opportunity.
Getting to see MacGruber at Cinefile in Santa Monica with Will Forte there was incredible. I always said that SNL cast he was part of is my absolute favorite. Finally, getting to meet Forte brought me a lot of joy.
February 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Getting to see MacGruber at Cinefile in Santa Monica with Will Forte there was incredible. I always said that SNL cast he was part of is my absolute favorite. Finally, getting to meet Forte brought me a lot of joy.
I’m so bummed Jason Reitman’s #SaturdayNight got snubbed at the Oscars. That film deserved a ton of nominations especially the amazing set design, costumes, performances, etc.
If Aaron Sorkin wrote the movie everyone would be jizzing all over it and throwing awards at it 🙄
If Aaron Sorkin wrote the movie everyone would be jizzing all over it and throwing awards at it 🙄
a man with red hair is making a funny face with his mouth open
ALT: a man with red hair is making a funny face with his mouth open
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February 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m so bummed Jason Reitman’s #SaturdayNight got snubbed at the Oscars. That film deserved a ton of nominations especially the amazing set design, costumes, performances, etc.
If Aaron Sorkin wrote the movie everyone would be jizzing all over it and throwing awards at it 🙄
If Aaron Sorkin wrote the movie everyone would be jizzing all over it and throwing awards at it 🙄
2025 has been a crazy year already, I won’t be surprised if Randy Quaid puts out a sex tape.
February 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
2025 has been a crazy year already, I won’t be surprised if Randy Quaid puts out a sex tape.
Longlegs is finally on Disney plus. Bring the family!
February 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Longlegs is finally on Disney plus. Bring the family!
Wait,…Conclave was a PG???
a bald man wearing glasses and a red cape
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a red cape
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February 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Wait,…Conclave was a PG???
Currently feeling
February 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Currently feeling