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John M. Duarte
@johnnydpresents.bsky.social
San Fernando Valley Filmmaker & Photographer, That guy you see at screenings, Contributing writer for Daily Dead News and Golden State Ghouls, Co-Founder of Misfits of Cinema productions. Messy Bitch.

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Oh hey everyone! Is this thing on?
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ohhhh @beyondfest.bsky.social!, I can’t wait to see you again.
September 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Damn! I was today years old when I found out the Cinematographer for Return of the Living Dead Part II also was the cinematographer for the masterpiece that is THERE WILL BE BLOOD 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
September 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Another week, another garbage AI trend. As always, anyone I follow posting AI art is immediately unfollowed and that includes turning yourself into an action figure. Support human artists!
April 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Spicy creators! I’m interested in shooting some trade #collabs! Prioritizing femme, LGBTQIA+, and plus-sized performers. DM me if you’d like to work together 💟

📸 @johnnydpresents.bsky.social

#spicycreator #spicycontent #nsfwsky #fanslycreator #fansly
March 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The live action of Lilo & Stitch is 2hrs & 39mins???

Really???
March 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Who else is celebrating the 30th anniversary of Walt Disney Pictures MAN OF THE HOUSE today? Just me? Ok.
March 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Seriously, the ongoing sandworm gag is PERFECTION. #Oscars
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Alt: Anne Hathaway clapping and crying in a crowd of people.
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March 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Can we just keep Conan as the Oscars host going forward, for as long as he is willing to do it?
March 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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If I was in the Academy Awards orchestra after Adrien Brody pulled that self-indulgent bullshit nothing of an acceptance speech, I woulda been waiting backstage for his long winded ass with a sock full of quarters.
March 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Next year have Conan host again and have a camera that cuts to Colman Domingo specifically during all the actors speeches. Or during most of the show. That works, too.
March 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Anora Winners: Support sex workers! Support indie films! Support indie theaters!

Adrian Brody: Don’t do a Rastafarian character on SNL.
March 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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God it’s so good to see someone actually funny host this show.
March 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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It turns out the Oscars just needed Conan all along.
March 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Conan O Brien is the biggest reason why I’m watching the Oscars. So happy to see him get this opportunity.
March 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Getting to see MacGruber at Cinefile in Santa Monica with Will Forte there was incredible. I always said that SNL cast he was part of is my absolute favorite. Finally, getting to meet Forte brought me a lot of joy.
February 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I’m so bummed Jason Reitman’s #SaturdayNight got snubbed at the Oscars. That film deserved a ton of nominations especially the amazing set design, costumes, performances, etc.

If Aaron Sorkin wrote the movie everyone would be jizzing all over it and throwing awards at it 🙄
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February 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
2025 has been a crazy year already, I won’t be surprised if Randy Quaid puts out a sex tape.
February 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Longlegs is finally on Disney plus. Bring the family!
February 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Wait,…Conclave was a PG???
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February 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Currently feeling
February 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM