Johnny Goodtimes
@johnnygoodtimes.bsky.social
Quizmaster, Shibe Sports co-owner, former dolphin trainer, business partner with Raekwon (sort of)
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
This would actually be a good round. Reminds me of one of my favorites: 15th century Portuguese Explorer or current Major League Baseball shortstop.
Fox News Contributor or Wellness Influencer sounds like a @johnnygoodtimes.bsky.social Quizzo speed round and not how the President should pick a cabinet
lol. lmao, even.
May 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This would actually be a good round. Reminds me of one of my favorites: 15th century Portuguese Explorer or current Major League Baseball shortstop.
yES bUt ThInK oF tHe SaViNgS!
May 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
yES bUt ThInK oF tHe SaViNgS!
Why not? Make him Pope. Make him Czar. Have him headline Wrestlemania. The bad guys won. Give them all of the stupid dogshit they can stuff into their own mouths.
May 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Why not? Make him Pope. Make him Czar. Have him headline Wrestlemania. The bad guys won. Give them all of the stupid dogshit they can stuff into their own mouths.
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Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO
He’ll really stop at nothing to prove that his most “patriotic” supporters are frauds or morons.
February 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He’ll really stop at nothing to prove that his most “patriotic” supporters are frauds or morons.
You’re friendly reminder that the Democrats are spineless cowards who have no soul and no mission.
February 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You’re friendly reminder that the Democrats are spineless cowards who have no soul and no mission.
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people being like "this was their plan all along" forget that while this administration is fucking evil it's also staffed by fucking idiots
January 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
people being like "this was their plan all along" forget that while this administration is fucking evil it's also staffed by fucking idiots
I feel like this post is directed at the entire quizzo community.
Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
January 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I feel like this post is directed at the entire quizzo community.
The best thing for liberals to do right now is keep our mouths shut. Our anger is the fuel that keeps the MAGA fire going. When that fuel isn’t available, they’ll do what is inevitable because of the nature of the vile and reckless beast they’ve created: turn on each other. Shhhh, let it burn.
December 28, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The best thing for liberals to do right now is keep our mouths shut. Our anger is the fuel that keeps the MAGA fire going. When that fuel isn’t available, they’ll do what is inevitable because of the nature of the vile and reckless beast they’ve created: turn on each other. Shhhh, let it burn.
Bad Moms Christmas has entered our annual Christmas movie canon. Great freaking movie.
December 25, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Bad Moms Christmas has entered our annual Christmas movie canon. Great freaking movie.
Folks I have finally found the PERFECT book for those of you who have to put up with @chipchantry.bsky.social!
December 19, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Folks I have finally found the PERFECT book for those of you who have to put up with @chipchantry.bsky.social!
RIP to a true Philly original, Needles Jones.
December 16, 2024 at 1:05 AM
RIP to a true Philly original, Needles Jones.
This shithead is hanging out with the President this weekend because he killed a homeless guy on the subway. I’m not as passionate about Trump nonsense as I was in 2016 because what’s the point, but what an absolutely pathetic fucking nation we are.
Daniel Penny, a former Marine who was acquitted this week on a charge of criminally negligent homicide after putting a man in a chokehold in New York, will join President-elect Trump and JD Vance in a suite at the Army-Navy football game on Saturday.
Daniel Penny Will Join Trump and Vance at Army-Navy Football Game
Vice President-elect JD Vance said he invited Mr. Penny, a former Marine who had been charged in the death of a man he placed in a chokehold in a New York City subway car.
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2024 at 2:28 AM
This shithead is hanging out with the President this weekend because he killed a homeless guy on the subway. I’m not as passionate about Trump nonsense as I was in 2016 because what’s the point, but what an absolutely pathetic fucking nation we are.
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imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio
December 13, 2024 at 10:15 PM
imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio
The CEO killer was a Penn grad. So I guess now we can safely assume that he’s a pretentious prick and a shitty tipper.
December 9, 2024 at 8:50 PM
The CEO killer was a Penn grad. So I guess now we can safely assume that he’s a pretentious prick and a shitty tipper.
Netflix is going to do an amazing documentary on this Hannah Kobayashi story in 2046.
December 4, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Netflix is going to do an amazing documentary on this Hannah Kobayashi story in 2046.
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Big news, friends. I loaned my beloved pet elephant Topsy to Thomas Edison, he’s going to make a movie about her! She’s going to be a star! 🤩
November 28, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Big news, friends. I loaned my beloved pet elephant Topsy to Thomas Edison, he’s going to make a movie about her! She’s going to be a star! 🤩
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My favorite John Candy story, from character actor Troy Evans.
November 28, 2024 at 2:41 PM
My favorite John Candy story, from character actor Troy Evans.
This may just be me being an old guy but I’ve never seen an AI commercial and thought, “oh cool! The future is gonna be awesome!”
November 29, 2024 at 2:21 AM
This may just be me being an old guy but I’ve never seen an AI commercial and thought, “oh cool! The future is gonna be awesome!”
Woke up at 7 am, realized I had left the dog’s “travel pills” at Reading Terminal the day before. Went to the dog park in the freezing rain, begged people for Xanax like a fucking creep. No luck. Wrestled the dog in the car for 5 hours while my wife drove. Turkey was delicious. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 29, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Woke up at 7 am, realized I had left the dog’s “travel pills” at Reading Terminal the day before. Went to the dog park in the freezing rain, begged people for Xanax like a fucking creep. No luck. Wrestled the dog in the car for 5 hours while my wife drove. Turkey was delicious. Happy Thanksgiving!
They gave the kids all sex changes today at my son’s, er, daughter’s school. Didn’t tell any of the parents. I am NOT PLEASED. Can’t wait until Trump is in office and puts an end to this.
November 27, 2024 at 8:48 PM
They gave the kids all sex changes today at my son’s, er, daughter’s school. Didn’t tell any of the parents. I am NOT PLEASED. Can’t wait until Trump is in office and puts an end to this.
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watching the rest of the nfc east
November 24, 2024 at 7:51 PM
watching the rest of the nfc east