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Jared
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I love movie theaters
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Goodbye Horses starts playing at the food court, and another customer tells his buddy, “hey they’re playing your song,” instantly killing me
August 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
all of Val Kilmer’s lines from Tombstone (1993)
June 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
tell me your pet’s name in a GIF
June 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
share one perfect song that not nearly enough people have heard
May 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
March 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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This is beautiful
January 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
most Jareds, I am begging you to one day simply stop being the worst humans on god's green earth
October 24, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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You know there was once a famous carpenter with long hair and some crazy ideas that turned out to be wise teachings. His name was John Carpenter and he taught us it's more fun to be stoned and play video games than work.
June 9, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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Wins for Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One mean this is the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars the same year.
March 11, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Dune 2 (Forget About Me)
March 5, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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All
Cats
Are
Babey
February 21, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Search your camera roll for shark
February 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Just tbc: I would pay for a Pitchfork “Defector.”
January 17, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Empire of Light by René Magritte, 1953

https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137683
December 25, 2023 at 3:10 AM
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Why are you, the next target of Death in one of the Final Destination films, going through a car wash?
October 30, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Search drinks in your camera roll
October 6, 2023 at 6:42 AM
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welcome to the jungle we got lots of trees we got all the poison snakes and a bunch of chimpanzees
October 4, 2023 at 10:56 PM
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With a voice expressing incredible unbelievable rarity: you’re completely right Morrissey
July 28, 2023 at 4:30 AM
Are you yelling “Oppy movie” or “Barbie movie” at me from your car?!
July 27, 2023 at 12:03 AM