Jonas Lejon
@jonaslejon.bsky.social
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Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.
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Me: “Hey hon? How would you feel if I referred to you as “Autisthicc”?
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me: “Hey hon? How would you feel if I referred to you as “Autisthicc”?
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"While President Donald Trump’s peace plan appears to be holding, albeit with regular Israeli airstrikes, the crisis endures."
That is one hell of a load-bearing "albeit."
That is one hell of a load-bearing "albeit."
Top-end iPhones on sale in Gaza as food and medicine trickle into territory
Phones are compact and profitable, so traders can import them more easily than bulky or restricted items like formula, medical supplies or construction materials.
www.nbcnews.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"While President Donald Trump’s peace plan appears to be holding, albeit with regular Israeli airstrikes, the crisis endures."
That is one hell of a load-bearing "albeit."
That is one hell of a load-bearing "albeit."
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
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The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
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Merry Christmas one and all!
Have a joke on me.
Have a joke on me.
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Merry Christmas one and all!
Have a joke on me.
Have a joke on me.
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Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
🎄 Christmas Special 2025 – No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
YouTube video by No More Jockeys
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
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⛔️ FINALLY: Epstein Scandal "Now Over.” Latest Files “Put An End To Everything.” Everyone “Innocent.”
👇🏻 #BrokenNews Leads With The Truth. Please Like and Share:
youtu.be/DAmF-n31N2I
👇🏻 #BrokenNews Leads With The Truth. Please Like and Share:
youtu.be/DAmF-n31N2I
Epstein Scandal "Now Over" - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
⛔️ FINALLY: Epstein Scandal "Now Over.” Latest Files “Put An End To Everything.” Everyone “Innocent.”
👇🏻 #BrokenNews Leads With The Truth. Please Like and Share:
youtu.be/DAmF-n31N2I
👇🏻 #BrokenNews Leads With The Truth. Please Like and Share:
youtu.be/DAmF-n31N2I
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
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Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
"You should look for those who can’t believe that the law would ever catch them, who believe that they act out of a right that the rest of us do not have. The job of the officer of the law is to let them know that they are wrong!"
"You should look for those who can’t believe that the law would ever catch them, who believe that they act out of a right that the rest of us do not have. The job of the officer of the law is to let them know that they are wrong!"
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
"Witches knew that mysterious omens were around all the time. The world was always nearly drowning in mysterious omens. You just had to pick the one that was convenient."
"Witches knew that mysterious omens were around all the time. The world was always nearly drowning in mysterious omens. You just had to pick the one that was convenient."
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
December 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
"You should look for those who can’t believe that the law would ever catch them, who believe that they act out of a right that the rest of us do not have. The job of the officer of the law is to let them know that they are wrong!"
"You should look for those who can’t believe that the law would ever catch them, who believe that they act out of a right that the rest of us do not have. The job of the officer of the law is to let them know that they are wrong!"
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looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
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Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
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The complete Bayeux Tapestry has finally been released and proves that Bishop Odo had absolutely nothing to do with the illegal Norman invasion of England.
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The complete Bayeux Tapestry has finally been released and proves that Bishop Odo had absolutely nothing to do with the illegal Norman invasion of England.
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85% of CEOs are white men.
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
85% of CEOs are white men.
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
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Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town’s Second-Poorest Family https://theonion.com/community-does-jack-shit-to-make-christmas-better-for-towns-second-poorest-family/
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town’s Second-Poorest Family https://theonion.com/community-does-jack-shit-to-make-christmas-better-for-towns-second-poorest-family/
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Just saw this and lol’d
(I laugh to keep from crying)
(I laugh to keep from crying)
December 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just saw this and lol’d
(I laugh to keep from crying)
(I laugh to keep from crying)
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NEW SHRIT dashare.zone I WILL NEVER PASTE WITH FORMATING ,DO NOT FORMAT MY PASTE!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
July 9, 2024 at 11:39 PM
NEW SHRIT dashare.zone I WILL NEVER PASTE WITH FORMATING ,DO NOT FORMAT MY PASTE!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
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I found it. The Bari Weiss/CBS News town hall promo for feminism does indeed use a 1964 photo of Beatles fans.
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I found it. The Bari Weiss/CBS News town hall promo for feminism does indeed use a 1964 photo of Beatles fans.
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When you control the Senate, the House and White House and have been in power for a year but still blame Biden and Obama for the indefensible mess you've made, I think it's you that has Trump Derangement Syndrome
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When you control the Senate, the House and White House and have been in power for a year but still blame Biden and Obama for the indefensible mess you've made, I think it's you that has Trump Derangement Syndrome
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Så idag har ministrar uppmanat oss att flyga mer och att köpa ål till julbordet.
Innan klockan slår 15.00 gissar jag att de hunnit uppmana oss att slänga gamla batterier lite varstans i naturen.
Innan klockan slår 15.00 gissar jag att de hunnit uppmana oss att slänga gamla batterier lite varstans i naturen.
December 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Så idag har ministrar uppmanat oss att flyga mer och att köpa ål till julbordet.
Innan klockan slår 15.00 gissar jag att de hunnit uppmana oss att slänga gamla batterier lite varstans i naturen.
Innan klockan slår 15.00 gissar jag att de hunnit uppmana oss att slänga gamla batterier lite varstans i naturen.
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everybody is 12
White House adds insulting plaques below Biden and Obama portraits
Newest additions appear to be part of the administration’s ongoing ‘troll’ campaign against former presidents and Trump’s opponents
www.independent.co.uk
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
everybody is 12
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Clay letters from ancient Mesopotamia are alive with idiom, sayings, and everyday language that I love.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Clay letters from ancient Mesopotamia are alive with idiom, sayings, and everyday language that I love.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.