Jonty Notions 🟨⬜️🟪⬛
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Soft & Fruity | he/they | Brum & Black Country
Perpetual Bachelor of Arts. Reluctant Master of Science. Guardian of Stage Door. (Views Own)
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Perpetual Bachelor of Arts. Reluctant Master of Science. Guardian of Stage Door. (Views Own)
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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Finally decided to be hip and caught up with the available episodes of Heated Rivalry, and:
I AM IN A GLASS PENALTY BOX OF EMOTIONS. 😭
I AM IN A GLASS PENALTY BOX OF EMOTIONS. 😭
December 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Finally decided to be hip and caught up with the available episodes of Heated Rivalry, and:
I AM IN A GLASS PENALTY BOX OF EMOTIONS. 😭
I AM IN A GLASS PENALTY BOX OF EMOTIONS. 😭
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I have no idea where this is originally from or if my friend made it but they sent it to me once; and I love it
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I have no idea where this is originally from or if my friend made it but they sent it to me once; and I love it
Thirty Bloody Seven. 🎂
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Thirty Bloody Seven. 🎂
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
The deepest circle of hell is reserved for delivery drivers who take half an hour to trudge to the pick-up point from the other side of the city, only to cancel the minute they arrive...
The swears I have sworn, the curses I've proclaimed... 🤬
The swears I have sworn, the curses I've proclaimed... 🤬
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The deepest circle of hell is reserved for delivery drivers who take half an hour to trudge to the pick-up point from the other side of the city, only to cancel the minute they arrive...
The swears I have sworn, the curses I've proclaimed... 🤬
The swears I have sworn, the curses I've proclaimed... 🤬
Once again, a deep and full-throated:
"Fuck the EBU".
"Fuck the EBU".
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Once again, a deep and full-throated:
"Fuck the EBU".
"Fuck the EBU".
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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This is what it looks like when people actually give a damn. It is absolutely possible to say no to the Potter Money, and judging all those audiobook and TV celebrities who don't is extremely justified.
I got offered a LOT of money to host an official HP podcast and turned it down immediately. I’m assuming since I am not a podcaster that they have an extremely long list of people who have also said no to this. Dunno what‘s going on with the actors but the comics are holding the line lol
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is what it looks like when people actually give a damn. It is absolutely possible to say no to the Potter Money, and judging all those audiobook and TV celebrities who don't is extremely justified.
Having made the ethical switch from Spotify earlier in the year, my Tidal Wrapped isn't really up to much.
Mainly because I overplayed a Claire de Lune album trying to instill chill vibes at work whilst trying not to throttle an arsey DPD Driver...
Mainly because I overplayed a Claire de Lune album trying to instill chill vibes at work whilst trying not to throttle an arsey DPD Driver...
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Having made the ethical switch from Spotify earlier in the year, my Tidal Wrapped isn't really up to much.
Mainly because I overplayed a Claire de Lune album trying to instill chill vibes at work whilst trying not to throttle an arsey DPD Driver...
Mainly because I overplayed a Claire de Lune album trying to instill chill vibes at work whilst trying not to throttle an arsey DPD Driver...
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...What sorcery is this?!
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
...What sorcery is this?!
The Ice Cream van with the accursed broken chimes being out the DAY BEFORE DECEMBER only cementing the "Front for Something Dodgy" allegations...
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The Ice Cream van with the accursed broken chimes being out the DAY BEFORE DECEMBER only cementing the "Front for Something Dodgy" allegations...
Delivery drivers really will do anything but ring a bloody doorbell...
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Delivery drivers really will do anything but ring a bloody doorbell...
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Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Me after every social interaction
🎵 S. N. O. T. B. L. O. 🎶
I've caught yet ANOTHER Cold... 🤧
I've caught yet ANOTHER Cold... 🤧
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
🎵 S. N. O. T. B. L. O. 🎶
I've caught yet ANOTHER Cold... 🤧
I've caught yet ANOTHER Cold... 🤧
Wintery Saturday Morning shifts are not the one...
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Wintery Saturday Morning shifts are not the one...
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But does he have what it takes to get the Labour Party back on track and turn the country around? Also no.
Is Wes Streeting a popular politician? The answer is no.
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
But does he have what it takes to get the Labour Party back on track and turn the country around? Also no.
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Imagine a fantasy novel but 'Elf is replaced with 'Milf'.
"Tread with care, the milves of the wood brook no intrusion"
*Jennifer Coolidge appears, notching an arrow at our heroes*
"Hiiiiii~"
"Tread with care, the milves of the wood brook no intrusion"
*Jennifer Coolidge appears, notching an arrow at our heroes*
"Hiiiiii~"
December 11, 2023 at 9:26 AM
Imagine a fantasy novel but 'Elf is replaced with 'Milf'.
"Tread with care, the milves of the wood brook no intrusion"
*Jennifer Coolidge appears, notching an arrow at our heroes*
"Hiiiiii~"
"Tread with care, the milves of the wood brook no intrusion"
*Jennifer Coolidge appears, notching an arrow at our heroes*
"Hiiiiii~"
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Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
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