Jonker
@jonkering.bsky.social
Live Action Regirock ● He/Him ● 23 ● Movie Enjoyer ● Drink Mixer ● Gaming Enthusiast ● Political Yapper ● Forever DM ● Art Fan
Spinning in a Parallel World
Spinning in a Parallel World
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Impossible not to think of this tweet every year when I watch Muppet Christmas Carol
December 25, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Impossible not to think of this tweet every year when I watch Muppet Christmas Carol
Just came to a full dead stop at work as a cold sweat came over me. How could I have not seen the CEO killing coming? Have I forgotten what this year is?
This is the year of the hater. Kendrick hating Drake. Rosanna Pansino kicking off the Mr. Beast destruction. And now this.
Long live the haters.
This is the year of the hater. Kendrick hating Drake. Rosanna Pansino kicking off the Mr. Beast destruction. And now this.
Long live the haters.
December 11, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Just came to a full dead stop at work as a cold sweat came over me. How could I have not seen the CEO killing coming? Have I forgotten what this year is?
This is the year of the hater. Kendrick hating Drake. Rosanna Pansino kicking off the Mr. Beast destruction. And now this.
Long live the haters.
This is the year of the hater. Kendrick hating Drake. Rosanna Pansino kicking off the Mr. Beast destruction. And now this.
Long live the haters.
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I for one think we should stop fishing for centrist republicans (made up fantasy creature), and instead continue taking cues from our comrades the orcas (real actual big fish).
They got the message ahead of the curve, fuck them billionaires.
They got the message ahead of the curve, fuck them billionaires.
December 5, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I for one think we should stop fishing for centrist republicans (made up fantasy creature), and instead continue taking cues from our comrades the orcas (real actual big fish).
They got the message ahead of the curve, fuck them billionaires.
They got the message ahead of the curve, fuck them billionaires.
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post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
Got my FIRST EVER Spotify Wrapped this year. Last year I made it a New Years goal to make a spotify and really develop an actual interest in music, as up to that point I had been a much more passive listener.
Around 31,000 minutes listened, and I hope to expand that further next year!
Around 31,000 minutes listened, and I hope to expand that further next year!
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Got my FIRST EVER Spotify Wrapped this year. Last year I made it a New Years goal to make a spotify and really develop an actual interest in music, as up to that point I had been a much more passive listener.
Around 31,000 minutes listened, and I hope to expand that further next year!
Around 31,000 minutes listened, and I hope to expand that further next year!
After eight days of hell (working retail) I can finally embrace my civic duty as a mid-western man in fall after hitting slightly chilly temperatures.
Its time to make some mfkn Chilli.
Its time to make some mfkn Chilli.
November 27, 2024 at 3:05 PM
After eight days of hell (working retail) I can finally embrace my civic duty as a mid-western man in fall after hitting slightly chilly temperatures.
Its time to make some mfkn Chilli.
Its time to make some mfkn Chilli.
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
2025 white house cabinet meeting
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Great work mods!!
November 18, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Great work mods!!
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Fuck Elon Musk amiright
November 15, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Fuck Elon Musk amiright
Shiiiiiiiiiiit
November 13, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Shiiiiiiiiiiit
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it's been (only) two years since i drew this
November 8, 2024 at 1:10 AM
it's been (only) two years since i drew this
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two pieces of voting info that lays out exactly went wrong in the 2024 democratic election strategy
November 7, 2024 at 6:09 PM
two pieces of voting info that lays out exactly went wrong in the 2024 democratic election strategy
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Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network
Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network
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November 7, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network
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Somehow Palpatine returned
November 6, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Somehow Palpatine returned
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
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Never really gotten into Pokémon TCG, but the new Pokémon TCG Pocket app is kinda addicting I just want to keep hitting pacs man.
If anyone else is just joining here's my friend code:
3348578926201681
If anyone else is just joining here's my friend code:
3348578926201681
November 1, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Never really gotten into Pokémon TCG, but the new Pokémon TCG Pocket app is kinda addicting I just want to keep hitting pacs man.
If anyone else is just joining here's my friend code:
3348578926201681
If anyone else is just joining here's my friend code:
3348578926201681
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The Vatican has the opportunity to do the funniest thing lol
October 31, 2024 at 1:13 AM
The Vatican has the opportunity to do the funniest thing lol
Today marks my 7th day on Bluesky, I will miss that little sun icon but I am enjoying this site a lot!
October 30, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Today marks my 7th day on Bluesky, I will miss that little sun icon but I am enjoying this site a lot!
This made me cry laughing
October 29, 2024 at 6:10 PM
This made me cry laughing
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Here it is: the most accurate writing meme ever created
October 29, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Here it is: the most accurate writing meme ever created
Car's engine broke down over the weekend, and all I've been able to think of is "man, it sure sucks I lost the death machine that lets me join society."
Maybe there should be other ways to get transportation idk just a thought maybe something the public could use.
...Nah that'd be crazy.
Maybe there should be other ways to get transportation idk just a thought maybe something the public could use.
...Nah that'd be crazy.
October 28, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Car's engine broke down over the weekend, and all I've been able to think of is "man, it sure sucks I lost the death machine that lets me join society."
Maybe there should be other ways to get transportation idk just a thought maybe something the public could use.
...Nah that'd be crazy.
Maybe there should be other ways to get transportation idk just a thought maybe something the public could use.
...Nah that'd be crazy.
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WE ARE STARTING NOW TO RAISE MONEY FOR PALESTINE!
This charity event will be going almost all day, stream link is in the replies
This charity event will be going almost all day, stream link is in the replies
October 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM
WE ARE STARTING NOW TO RAISE MONEY FOR PALESTINE!
This charity event will be going almost all day, stream link is in the replies
This charity event will be going almost all day, stream link is in the replies
Been on a GoW fixation again, its so crazy to me how well the shift from GoW 3 to 2018/Ragnarok worked. I was never SUPER into the games growing up, but the effort into recontextualizing the events of those older games into Kratos's personal growth added so much more depth for me personally.
October 26, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Been on a GoW fixation again, its so crazy to me how well the shift from GoW 3 to 2018/Ragnarok worked. I was never SUPER into the games growing up, but the effort into recontextualizing the events of those older games into Kratos's personal growth added so much more depth for me personally.