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Jordy
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DON'T PANIC
Just once I'd like someone to offer me a 4 year 240 million dollar contract
January 16, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
And I'm done
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Disappointed but not surprised how this is being reported on. Had to turn off gma
January 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I took a shower and thus breaking my new years resolution. Terrible.
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social fyi if you're looking to buy yourself something nice, a Cameo from Damian Chapa is $150
January 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The urge to rip the controller from my kid's hands who is shit at video games
December 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Not me but my now wife was volunteering at the Sloan Sports Conference and asked 6'4" 250lb Jack Del Rio for his pass because she wasn't sure if he snuck in
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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“Buy our home security package named after someone who was utterly destroyed by a back door break-in he didn’t see coming because he was focused solely on the front door.”
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Ten Forward
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

“The Klingon Restaurant on the Second Level”
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

"Morn's"
December 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Relaxing watching football in my new sasquatch/hobbit slippers
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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The Old Man's face while his family is singing "Jingle Bells" is the most relatable part of this movie for dads.
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Spread that Christmas cheer! 🎄🎅🏻🎁☃️ #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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December 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM
What's with rivers's chin strap? Did they run out of them or something?
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Coming up on 20 hours without power, temperatures in the 20s-30s, kid's birthday party is today, parents flying up on Monday, no work has been done to remove the fallen tree that caused the outage, no estimate on when we're getting power back...
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Lol the Texans red zone offense
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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No, I do not intentionally watch the NFL.

Yes, I am going to watch Philip Rivers potentially leave 32 children and 4 adults without a father.
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Babe Ruth hit 405 home runs after Dick Van Dyke was born.
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM