joshuasimmons.bsky.social
@joshuasimmons.bsky.social
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What’s going on with the daycares in Minneapolis?
December 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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*coming up with a list of books I read this year* i might have actually not read any books this year
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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You can't compromise with these Nazis & fascists.

Just say it:
- Immigration & pluralism are good
- Free trade & a social safety net are good

80 years ago we beat them, we're doing it again.

Watch Sinatra talk to these kids in '45 about Trump & Stephen Miller types: youtube.com/shorts/Ue_j5...
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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mao said, power grows out of the barrel of the gun. but mao was bullshitting. mao wasn't walking around pointing guns at people. mao was posting
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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When my first kid was three, I realized what made that age so maddening was that they can interact with you like they're normal humans but they aren't able to hold that together from one minute to the next. Gradually, I figured out that pattern never stops for anyone, the intervals just get longer.
one unexpected outlook change from being a dad is taking the self care people 10x more seriously when it comes to dealing with weirdly directed anger and rage (including Online). many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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My only prediction for 2026 is that people are going to set data centers on fire. Americans don't really have any other recourse except to set things on fire. We are notorious for burning shit in cases of joy or rage (or both at the same time!). It's what we do! Data centers will become targets.
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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As a society, we should dedicate 2026 to making dead-eyed fascist ghoul Stephen Miller as miserable as possible by continuing to reject him and his cruel fantasies for our country.
“It’s clear they have not achieved the shock-and-awe mass deportations that they wanted, and they are still running into quite a lot of obstacles,” says @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social.

Miller is causing much suffering, which surely pleases him, but he's falling short

newrepublic.com/article/2046...
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Our first lamé duck president
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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a national project can aspire to being about more than just servicing the day to day whims and caprices of one incredibly weird and demented old freak. i will go to my grave believing this
December 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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kavanaugh not beating the allegations that he’s a dumbass
Brett Kavanaugh (September 2025): The facts and how they relate to the law don’t matter. Assume ICE and other federal forces always act with integrity, always respect rights, and consistently impose minimal burden.

Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Kavanaugh in a footnote in today's opinion says "the officers must not make interior immigration stops or arrests based on race or ethnicity."
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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in retrospect perhaps putting theo von in charge of picking the president was a mistake
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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right, Trump’s total lack of filter comes across as authentic to people even if every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie

JD has the politician stink
I think people liked him partly as a symbol of personal authenticity even if the authentic Trump is a flim-flam bullshit artist. We have so many examples of JD being a slimy little flatterer and I think the one thing people still have reliable radar for is “cool or tryhard”
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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yeah Trump was all things to all people, and JD is not going to convince the same low info coalition who sees Trump as some world historic business genius to sign up for KKK hoods
Trump only won because he somehow tricked enough people into believing that he doesn't actually mean what he explicitly says. I don't think JD can make that work, lol.
December 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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maybe I’m being too optimistic given, well, everything

but I just don’t think this guy running an explicit white nationalist campaign is going to have anywhere near the juice his boss does

he is a repellent man with a repellent message and people are tired of it all
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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After brief consideration I have decided to hand it to “Communist Party of Nepal (Communist)”
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Ken Griffin is going to hell.

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/abominatio...
Abominations of Capital
Forcing a price on priceless things.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Republicans supported “all of the above” until clean energy became cheaper than fossil fuels.
My latest for @heatmap.news:

It’s now safe to say the “all-of-the-above” Republican Party is dead.

A new anti-renewables movement is gaining steam in Congress and could derail the chances of a comprehensive deal to change the federal permitting process. And they nearly sank it today.
The Party of ‘All of the Above’ Is Now ‘Anything But’
The tension between the two GOP energy philosophies — one admitting renewables, the other firmly rejecting — could tank the SPEED Act.
heatmap.news
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Love to have an administration insistent on entrenching stupidity as national policy.
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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new postcard from the anthropocene bsky.app/profile/bnon...
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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once again i propose that the culture on x is simply just...there's a gas leak in my home but i refuse to leave/will just wait it out
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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The delta between what Biden did and how much anger he got for it and the absolute crickets Trump has gotten for making the student loan landscape *magnitudes worse than it was before* is absolutely one of the most enraging things about this entirely enraging era.
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM