@jossminion.bsky.social
She/her, late 30s, Canadian
Notoriously bad at figuring out new social media apps, so please bear with me.
OFMD-obsessed, with a dash of IWTV when the mood strikes.
Mostly just here to bask in the glory of all you amazingly talented fan creators.
Notoriously bad at figuring out new social media apps, so please bear with me.
OFMD-obsessed, with a dash of IWTV when the mood strikes.
Mostly just here to bask in the glory of all you amazingly talented fan creators.
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selkie smut??👀💦
from chapter 4 of you otter know by @ghostalservice.bsky.social
💜🦭
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
from chapter 4 of you otter know by @ghostalservice.bsky.social
💜🦭
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
December 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
selkie smut??👀💦
from chapter 4 of you otter know by @ghostalservice.bsky.social
💜🦭
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
from chapter 4 of you otter know by @ghostalservice.bsky.social
💜🦭
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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I miss Our Flag Means Death and I'm not being brave about it.
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I miss Our Flag Means Death and I'm not being brave about it.
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Out here looking thicker than cold oatmeal. 🫦🫦🫦🫦🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️
![Taika Waititi in a screenshot from a Vogue 24 hour video. He’s just finished a workout and he’s in a sleeveless blue shirt with visible sweat on his neck and chest. [pardon the redaction, but some audible noises are impossible to spell] He’s looking down at his teacup and the innocence in his expression is completely at odds with the aura of being sex on legs floating all around this photograph.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:37ohcna4a3r5d6tl2ingh5vk/bafkreida3rb44pgc53p6wnfr3scqdyedwiq75c2rbu46wafr7jp7lq6lpu@jpeg)
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Out here looking thicker than cold oatmeal. 🫦🫦🫦🫦🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️
Alright, gang. As a certified Fucking Wimp® when it comes to brutality on screen, can I or can I not handle Pluribus?
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Alright, gang. As a certified Fucking Wimp® when it comes to brutality on screen, can I or can I not handle Pluribus?
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December 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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winter exchange for @tired-lazarus.bsky.social
it's not a mermaid, a vampire or a werewolf, so i hope it's alright😅
it's not a mermaid, a vampire or a werewolf, so i hope it's alright😅
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
winter exchange for @tired-lazarus.bsky.social
it's not a mermaid, a vampire or a werewolf, so i hope it's alright😅
it's not a mermaid, a vampire or a werewolf, so i hope it's alright😅
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people: there are no queer shows with fat characters!!!!
me:
me:
December 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
people: there are no queer shows with fat characters!!!!
me:
me:
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I’m going to watch Heated Rivalry at some point. And I’m sure I’ll love it. And its success can only be a good thing.
BUT GODDAMNIT HBOMAX GIVE US OUR GAY PIRATE SHOW BACK.
BUT GODDAMNIT HBOMAX GIVE US OUR GAY PIRATE SHOW BACK.
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I’m going to watch Heated Rivalry at some point. And I’m sure I’ll love it. And its success can only be a good thing.
BUT GODDAMNIT HBOMAX GIVE US OUR GAY PIRATE SHOW BACK.
BUT GODDAMNIT HBOMAX GIVE US OUR GAY PIRATE SHOW BACK.
If anyone’s wondering where my nose will be for the next hour or so…
December 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If anyone’s wondering where my nose will be for the next hour or so…
Very much in love with the OFMD necklace Mr. Jossminion got me for Christmas! Bonus points that it looks bitchin’ with my ridiculous Christmas poncho. 😁
December 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Very much in love with the OFMD necklace Mr. Jossminion got me for Christmas! Bonus points that it looks bitchin’ with my ridiculous Christmas poncho. 😁
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they're in the corner making up their own, somehow even worse christmas cracker jokes that barely make sense to anyone but them. in an hour they'll be zonked out on the sofa snoring
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
they're in the corner making up their own, somehow even worse christmas cracker jokes that barely make sense to anyone but them. in an hour they'll be zonked out on the sofa snoring
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December 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Happy one year anniversary to the Christmas Eve that I spent surrounded by extended family, desperately trying to conceal the extent to which I was screaming crying throwing up inside because @david-jenkins.bsky.social started telling us a bedtime story without warning.
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy one year anniversary to the Christmas Eve that I spent surrounded by extended family, desperately trying to conceal the extent to which I was screaming crying throwing up inside because @david-jenkins.bsky.social started telling us a bedtime story without warning.
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Anyone who was a fan of Our Flag Means Death knows how much the bosses at HBO do not support queer media, no matter how popular.
All the credit to Crave please!
#HeatedRivalry #OFMD
All the credit to Crave please!
#HeatedRivalry #OFMD
Heated Rivalry is a Crave production, from Canada. HBO is just a distributor. I really wish people would stop attributing anything in the production of this show to HBO.
Sounds like this set was run how they all should be. HBO once again leading the industry in intimacy directing.
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Anyone who was a fan of Our Flag Means Death knows how much the bosses at HBO do not support queer media, no matter how popular.
All the credit to Crave please!
#HeatedRivalry #OFMD
All the credit to Crave please!
#HeatedRivalry #OFMD
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December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The mood around here seems distinctly melancholy, Pirate Pals. Did something happen, or is the holiday season just playing with our feels?
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The mood around here seems distinctly melancholy, Pirate Pals. Did something happen, or is the holiday season just playing with our feels?
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Say my name
As every color illuminates
We are shining
And we’ll never be afraid again
(or, The Joining of the Sun and the Moon)
#ofmd #ofmdart #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #piñacoladassmau #edwardteach #stedebonnet #myart #DigitalArt
As every color illuminates
We are shining
And we’ll never be afraid again
(or, The Joining of the Sun and the Moon)
#ofmd #ofmdart #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #piñacoladassmau #edwardteach #stedebonnet #myart #DigitalArt
August 25, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Say my name
As every color illuminates
We are shining
And we’ll never be afraid again
(or, The Joining of the Sun and the Moon)
#ofmd #ofmdart #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #piñacoladassmau #edwardteach #stedebonnet #myart #DigitalArt
As every color illuminates
We are shining
And we’ll never be afraid again
(or, The Joining of the Sun and the Moon)
#ofmd #ofmdart #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #piñacoladassmau #edwardteach #stedebonnet #myart #DigitalArt
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October 17, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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You truly don’t realise how spoiled we are in the ofmd fandom until you try reading fic from another fandom, like we have some insane talent writing ofmd fic
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You truly don’t realise how spoiled we are in the ofmd fandom until you try reading fic from another fandom, like we have some insane talent writing ofmd fic
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The only way this could possibly be good is Taika Watiti directing, have it starring Chris Hemsworth as Gaston, Rhys Darby as LeFou, and make it a subversive takedown of alpha male culture.
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The only way this could possibly be good is Taika Watiti directing, have it starring Chris Hemsworth as Gaston, Rhys Darby as LeFou, and make it a subversive takedown of alpha male culture.
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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I have a tv show idea: take Rhys Darby. Take Taika Waititi. They’re pirates. In the golden age of piracy. And then they fall in love. You think it’d be good?
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I have a tv show idea: take Rhys Darby. Take Taika Waititi. They’re pirates. In the golden age of piracy. And then they fall in love. You think it’d be good?
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Done with this one, I think #ofmdfanart
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Done with this one, I think #ofmdfanart