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I hope whoever wrote this gets their balls blown off in a freak toilet related accident
December 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I am in a cycle of depression that vacillates between being totally fine, if not feeling good to wanting to put my head in a deep firer lately. I don't know if it's just seasonal stuff, gender stuff, midlife crisis stuff, or single stuff. Probably a fucked up concoction of all of it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
What I really wanna know is if Zohran is at #AEW #FullGear
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I love Rebecca DOWN. Known as Dollar Tree Dinners.

Her “Meal in a Bag” is meant to provide ppl with a complete meal that is $8 or less, is shelf stable, & can be made without access to a full kitchen. I love this as a direct aid option. Good for neighbors & elders who can’t/wont go to a pantry.
October 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Listening to my coworkers with no political consciousness at all be all like "This isn't the type of society I wanna live in" when thinking of political violence is happening constantly to marginalized people reminds me of how fucking privileged they all are.
September 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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hey @bsky.app why was @scumbelievable.bsky.social suspended? considering the timing (she just put a new book out) it feels like someone is weaponizing your safety features in a targeted manner
August 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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The fact that the one game made by an explicitly communist co-op game studio now has three successor studios making a self-proclaimed sequel to it, and dispute the legitimacy of the other two is, of course, the most communist outcome possible.
The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made - on.ft.com/4ojvxw4 (free link for first three)

A really interesting, indefinably disturbing long read. I just have one question: who has all the time for these games? I mean...
The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made
How the success of a singular video game led to crises for almost all its creators
on.ft.com
August 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Kenny Omega will sit and put up with Dave waffling at him for two hours but won't spend 20 minutes being a silly goose with RJ city and that is extremely upsetting to me.
August 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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This never been more relevant

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHko...
AEW X Kendrick Lamar "Not Like Us" MV
YouTube video by Dream☁️
www.youtube.com
August 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
HHH canceling the pressers after ppvs cause he is a giant coward and doesn't want to get called out for bringing back alleged sex criminal Brock Lesner, the same week he went and called around with our big wet president is such a bitch move.
August 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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cassette futursim props
July 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Rest in piss Hulk Hogan. One of the great liars of our time
July 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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The best thing about AEW ppvs going so long is that it specifically annoys podcasters. I'm not watching a second of WWE this wknd, so I could not care less that All In went 6 hours. In fact, I loved it.
July 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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🤼‍♂️
June 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye

youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...
Hangman Page introduces himself (in Spanish) to Arena Mexico | AEW Grand Slam Mexico, 6/18/25
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
youtu.be
June 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Brody King coming out in an Abolish ICE shirt was the hardest shit
June 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Never forget
May 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
April 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Sender is a homie, lent me money when I was in a rut, and is a true active lefty organizing unions and shit. I'm real proud of them. Please help however you can, even just by sharing the link.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-an-or...
Donate to Help an Organizer Breathe Easy Again, organized by Sender Fleming
I fostered a second cat last summer, and ended up with an allergic asthma diagnosi… Sender Fleming needs your support for Help an Organizer Breathe Easy Again
www.gofundme.com
April 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I think Willow should beat Mox for the belt idk
April 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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got my flag ready too for aew dynamite
April 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Incredibly depressed which means I backslid into binging horror movies all night. Watched Dark Match, in which a group of wrestlers take a job at a rural compound and all the matches are sacrifices to Satan. Chris Jericho plays the cult leader. The ending was dog shit. Good way to kill 83 minutes
April 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM