J.R. Jenks
jrjenks.bsky.social
J.R. Jenks
@jrjenks.bsky.social
If you reply just to point out that I'm a reply guy, what does that make you?
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
December 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
There are even more trans people in the future.

You will meet them & marvel at the beauty of gender alchemy in an age of liberation.

We will arrive there together by loving each other & destroying fascism.
just got bounced from a cocktail bar on Christmas because i apparently don’t resemble my driver’s license enough anymore.

San Diego continues to be the Miami of California.
cishet ex-bestie bailed on our plans so i’m going to a goth night instead.

San Diego continues to be the Miami of California.
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
The Onion, non-stop winning
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
Here's the thing about Annie Hall...
they're calling it the bluesky challenge and it requires at least 10 people to talk about a popular movie for one hour without anyone calling anyone else a lesser person for liking or not liking it
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
As I got in, the Lyft driver took one look at me and switched the radio to NPR.
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'm at that odd place in a series rewatch where it's the final season and I kinda don't want to watch the rest because I don't want it to end. Again.
a group of people are standing in front of a door and one of them is wearing a red kimono
Alt: From the LEGENDS OF TOMORROW series, four characters (Ray, Eva, Behrad and Nate) lean backwards together, gazing at camera right.
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Regarding the "when does" question that @lizzzard.bsky.social asked earlier, then deleted:

The answer is "1981".
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Using the Eye of Vechna to trick a retina scanner.
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
you can do anything, baseball puppy 😌
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
🎶 ❄️ 🍸 🔥 🖤
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father!

The Warrior: You have my sword!

The Elf: And my bow!

The Dwarf: And my ax!

The Necromancer: And your father!
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
“No,” said Frog.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
A real perk about going vegan is now Thanksgiving is nothing but sides.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.

phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
This may very well be an accurate representation of the "modern software stack".
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Reposted by J.R. Jenks
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM