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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 6d

ey man, i gotta step away from here for a bit. take it easy everyone

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 6d

It's the first one at the very top of my list and I miss it every time

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

The sky was the limit. Everyone was happy and nothing bad was happening

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

When the Community Board rejects the proposal to upzone your neighborhood on the South Shore of Staten Island

Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 7d

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

Seeing this caused me to travel through time

Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 7d

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

It was Barb from Stranger Things

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 7d

this is basically portland's version of a haka

Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 7d

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

It's nights like these that allow you to retire at 40 at 80% of your highest pay

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

Tfw when you're on the clock for the NYPD and collecting time and a half

Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 7d

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 7d

best family trip since january 6th

Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 7d

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

And then accidentally agree that yes he is insane

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

He admit it

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell

JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too

D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?

J: I didn't see it

D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

This game is really bringing back the good ol days of Yanks/Sox

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 7d

Goochland Restaurant
Goochland, VA

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

There has never been a less clutch good baseball team than the New York Yankees

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

This guy is such a loser

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

Tom Bombado

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

The Yankees are pure dogshit with runners in scoring position.

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

Ben Rice, my man

Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

Gotta imagine that this dude would probably be more dangerous over the long term behind the scenes but he's so addicted to that MAGA feedback loop that he just can't help himself. So many chuds putting themselves in front of cameras right now just totally embarrassing themselves

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

Hey Jane, wanna debate?

Sure Charlie

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

Seeing Vance's face is genuinely so much worse than seeing Trump's. I truly hate that man.

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Evil Orc Heart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 7d

Val and I checked repeatedly because we simply couldn't believe no national or local news organizations covered this letter from 18 AGs in support of trans youth care and against FTC overreach.

If you find any stories, let us know, but it seems to be our exclusive.

Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 7d

On Friday 18 blue state attorneys general BLASTED the Federal Trade Commission, telling it to back off trans youth healthcare and warning of an insidious attempt to reshape the regulation of medicine in the US.

And nobody covered it.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

State AGs Defend Trans Americans in Stunning Rebuke to Trump’s FTC — Assigned

Eighteen state Attorneys General unite to stand up in defense of trans Americans, in opposition to a Federal Trade Commission investigation into trans healthcare.

www.assignedmedia.org

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 7d

this is like Tucker Carlson going to Russia and being amazed that they have shopping carts with coin deposits

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 7d

My favorite excerpt of this is Bill Burr apparently not knowing that Saudi Arabia is a major American ally.

When he flew into Saudi Arabia, Burr's nervousness crept back, but he was struck by the amount of local Western influence. "You think everybody's going to be screaming
'death to America and they're going to have like fucking machetes and want to like chop my head off, right?" Burr said. "Because this is what I've been fed about that part of the world. I thought this place was going to be really tense. And I'm thinking like: Is that a Starbucks next to a Pizza Hut next to a Burger King next to McDonald's ...? They got a fucking Chili's over here!"

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 8d

I've read a couple of history books and I can tell you for sure that rounding up your generals, having a drunk yell at them and call them fat, and then stopping paying them that same day is absolutely how you institute durable personalist rule

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