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It was all a dream
I used to read several magazines
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Virtually our entire leadership caste across multiple segments of society simultaneously tore their masks off to reveal black holes where humans should be. It's quite something!
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Not really a winter person but it's nice when you start getting that really cold tap water
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
are we looking out for fish flu at all
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Word of Power Learned: Cream Expensive Flatulence
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
FREE BOAT NAMES (must pay me if u use them)

Boat is female: The Ocean Mermaid

Boat is male: Salt Toilet
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i am speaking to the nyc politics press
stop being creepy about our endorsement votes
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
stop being creepy about our endorsement votes
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Mr. Beans
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Tascha gave so many people the courage to knock that first door, make that first call and build the bridges with our neighbors that got us this far.

Together, we fought for a city for all of us. Now, we’ll build a City Hall for all of us.
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I want to know if Wazey Waynes is inspired by Derek and Clive
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Im gonna enter the northern calm
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Rest in piss ya fuckin demon
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Had the earwax dream again
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Do you think Causton has a Coconuts CD store
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Thinking about the time detective chief inspector Barnaby got diarrhea because he ate French food
October 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I saw a cool beetle on the bus
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Fart is making a comeback — as a shit
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Potion of Wonderful Petting
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM