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Julie Crum
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I am a person whose innate optimism is pretty battered at the moment.
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[P] "Grease is the word that you heard." - Grease audiologist
“Grease is the word.” - Grease theologian

“It’s got a groove, it’s got a meaning.” - Grease linguist

“Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion.” - Grease physicist

“Grease is the way we are feeling.” - Grease psychologist
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Not to diminish law review articles & law school committee work, but right now law professors should be working collectively on an intellectual & service project of immense, existential importance: building consensus around a revolutionary constitutional framework-of a Reconstruction 2.0 magnitude.
October 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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It’s going to take ages to pay all these people
October 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day

Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I mean, come on
President “Grab ‘em by the pussy” and Vice President “I don’t give a shit.”
September 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
August 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’ve been thinking about since about 2018 the death toll plus the economic toll of Trump.
August 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Does Not Rhyme
-through
-cough
-though
-rough
-bough

Does Rhyme
-pony
-bologna
August 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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on top of everything else, is Stephen Miller wearing A TAN SUIT?
August 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm very glad to see . . . and absorb . . . this article.
For too long, the story of Quaker abolition has been told as one of conscience, but it was Black resistance that forced the Religious Society of Friends to confront its deepest contradictions.
Black Resistance to Quaker Enslavement
A moral reckoning.
www.friendsjournal.org
August 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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When people talk about not needing regulations because the invisible hand of free market forces will resolve inefficiencies, THIS is what they mean:

The people dying while sleeping in buildings built in unregulated flood zones? That is how the invisible hand of the free market "resolves" things.
July 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.
July 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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July 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I think you can leave a comment without choosing a category but “drugs” will do.
The comment period for this ends in 3 DAYS. Please leave a comment telling them EVERYONE should be able to get covid boosters.
www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
May 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The comment period for this ends in 3 DAYS. Please leave a comment telling them EVERYONE should be able to get covid boosters.
www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
May 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey.

They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
May 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Driving through rural North Dakota, barn side painted white with giant blue letters: FREE KILMAR.
May 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Driving through rural North Dakota, barn side painted white with giant blue letters: FREE KILMAR.
May 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This wonderful book arrived on my doorstep yesterday; it’s so good!
May 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Hey, who wants something nice?

So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:
May 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
In lighter news . . .
Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO
April 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM