toby "the cat"
@justacat.bsky.social
the feral-est feline in the city of new york
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Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it
April 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it
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Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society
January 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society
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What a world, now I’m rooting for the ChiComs and for fucking Harvard
News Analysis: China’s top leader, Xi Jinping, and his subordinates are mounting a diplomatic full court press to try to persuade other countries not to cave to pressure from the Trump administration on tariffs, hoping to show that China will not be isolated in the trade war.
China Wants Countries to Unite Against Trump, but Is Met With Wariness
Beijing is using a mix of carrots and sticks to try to prevent other countries from siding with the United States in isolating China.
www.nytimes.com
April 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What a world, now I’m rooting for the ChiComs and for fucking Harvard
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
"it's nine o'clock somewhere!"
-me, strolling into work at 2pm
-me, strolling into work at 2pm
February 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"it's nine o'clock somewhere!"
-me, strolling into work at 2pm
-me, strolling into work at 2pm
nate bronze delivering another... what's the opposite of a banger?
November 23, 2024 at 2:34 AM
nate bronze delivering another... what's the opposite of a banger?
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Can’t stress enough if you plan to attend a protests, turn your phone off miles from the site & don’t turn it back on until you’re miles away. Go ahead and buy a faraday bag. It’s not crazy.
NEW: Trump selects Russ Vought, architect of Project 2025, to lead White House budget office
Vought helped Trump craft plans to purge the Justice Department, deploy the military to quash civilian unrest, & massively expand presidential power over spending
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Vought helped Trump craft plans to purge the Justice Department, deploy the military to quash civilian unrest, & massively expand presidential power over spending
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Trump selects budget chief to 'dismantle the Deep State’
The president-elect selected the author of a chapter of Project 2025 for a senior administration posting.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Can’t stress enough if you plan to attend a protests, turn your phone off miles from the site & don’t turn it back on until you’re miles away. Go ahead and buy a faraday bag. It’s not crazy.
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So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard
November 23, 2024 at 2:22 AM
So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard
oh yeah, people are switching over to here.
i suppose i should actually start using it.
prepare for a stream of consciousness that makes little to no sense.
i suppose i should actually start using it.
prepare for a stream of consciousness that makes little to no sense.
November 18, 2024 at 8:10 PM
oh yeah, people are switching over to here.
i suppose i should actually start using it.
prepare for a stream of consciousness that makes little to no sense.
i suppose i should actually start using it.
prepare for a stream of consciousness that makes little to no sense.
trans day of visibility implies that, 364 days out of the year, trans people have the ability to disappear before our very eyes, and lose this power for 24 hours on march 31st.
March 31, 2024 at 9:27 PM
trans day of visibility implies that, 364 days out of the year, trans people have the ability to disappear before our very eyes, and lose this power for 24 hours on march 31st.
richard nixon in hell acting like a dog in a viral video whose soldier owner just came home.
November 30, 2023 at 2:36 AM
richard nixon in hell acting like a dog in a viral video whose soldier owner just came home.
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right? i’d rather kids read the worst smut than a single page of ayn rand
Where was this lady when I was allowed to check out The Fountainhead from the school library at 14
September 28, 2023 at 12:53 PM
right? i’d rather kids read the worst smut than a single page of ayn rand
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the name of my band
September 22, 2023 at 1:42 PM
the name of my band
this is glorious. "what's copyright? no idea dude, i just want sonic on our medical marijuana bags."
September 22, 2023 at 8:10 PM
this is glorious. "what's copyright? no idea dude, i just want sonic on our medical marijuana bags."
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Oh so now it’s illegal to be curious about the value of a brick of gold?
September 22, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Oh so now it’s illegal to be curious about the value of a brick of gold?
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Cap'n Crunch's "Oops! All Hypodermic Needles!" cereal is the subject of a major FDA recall, over concerns of possible foreign object adulteration.
September 22, 2023 at 1:06 PM
Cap'n Crunch's "Oops! All Hypodermic Needles!" cereal is the subject of a major FDA recall, over concerns of possible foreign object adulteration.
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This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
September 21, 2023 at 11:34 PM
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
If I ever meet Gary Cole (Office Space, The West Wing), I'm gonna tell him that I loved him as Arnold on Diff'rent Strokes.
September 20, 2023 at 3:12 PM
If I ever meet Gary Cole (Office Space, The West Wing), I'm gonna tell him that I loved him as Arnold on Diff'rent Strokes.
In Levira, Portugal, last week a winery storage tank burst, flooding the town with 2.2 million liters of red wine.
Rumor has it that the Portuguese government has contracted with a little-known American company called JustACat Inc. to conduct the cleanup using a new method called "drinking it all."
Rumor has it that the Portuguese government has contracted with a little-known American company called JustACat Inc. to conduct the cleanup using a new method called "drinking it all."
September 19, 2023 at 11:15 PM
In Levira, Portugal, last week a winery storage tank burst, flooding the town with 2.2 million liters of red wine.
Rumor has it that the Portuguese government has contracted with a little-known American company called JustACat Inc. to conduct the cleanup using a new method called "drinking it all."
Rumor has it that the Portuguese government has contracted with a little-known American company called JustACat Inc. to conduct the cleanup using a new method called "drinking it all."
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Oh so NOW apparently “GETTING PAID” is more important to lawyers than “GETTING YOUR CLIENT OUT OF A LONG SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE MISUNDERSTANDINGS.”
September 19, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Oh so NOW apparently “GETTING PAID” is more important to lawyers than “GETTING YOUR CLIENT OUT OF A LONG SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE MISUNDERSTANDINGS.”
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Young man-- there's no need to feel down
I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town
You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown
Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town
You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown
Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
August 16, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Young man-- there's no need to feel down
I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town
You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown
Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town
You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown
Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?