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Cat Anthropologist. Software Archaeologist. They/Them/Y’all. 🏳️‍⚧️ #BLM / SA to SF. Problematic fave. Sports, Computers, and City shit.
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If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you
June 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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sorry to be neutral in a situation of injustice it's just that all the sides were being extremely cringe
March 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
magnificent
Gordon Ramsay: yeah? and where the fuck does this door take us then?

Head Chef: NO-

(loud rattling cymbal)

Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city

(lizard man hisses at Gordon)

Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
March 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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the most shocking part of the JFK files wasn't even about his death, it was finding out that his legal name was Jennedy Fennedy Kennedy
March 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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And if the Nazis reach Paris we should probably start preparing for war.
WATCH: Schumer says "our democracy will be at stake" if Trump disobeys the Supreme Court—but "we're not there yet."
March 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
it is fuckin wild how streaming services, itunes/appletv, etc, dont even try to emcourage you to watch a whole series of movies
March 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Assuming there are still history books in 50/100 years, this is one of the many episodes that the world will look back on in horror, and ask "how did Americans let this happen?"
'sold as slave labor to El Salvador' is I honestly think a fair way of describing it
Totally agree with this. Flying a person to a third country that they may never have been to, directly into a prison where they are going to be forced to do hard labor, is not a deportation; it's something else entirely.
March 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
ya even watching old movies, star trek, etc has me angry at the AI even when it’s meant to be a positive.
I've been denying it to myself, but having the worst people in the world take the concept of AI -- which was near and dear to my heart as a primary mental framework for thinking about posthumanism -- and make me hate it, has severely and maybe permanently damaged my passions and mental health
March 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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“we have to be able to commit war crimes to win wars” is the type of thing a 16-year-old dumbass says and — well, yeah, hegseth is basically a 16-year-old dumbass
NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is expected to start a sweeping overhaul of military lawyers to make the US less restricted by the laws of armed conflict, per ppl familiar @theguardian.com exclusive www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pete Hegseth to overhaul US military lawyers in effort to relax rules of war
The defense secretary has empowered his lawyer Tim Parlatore to remake the judge advocate general’s corps
www.theguardian.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
some ppl talking about who is on different social networks are starting to sound like how ppl in california talk about ppl in tx
March 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
bluesky has more of the smartest people, twitter has more of the funnier people. there’s a ton of overlap but this is very clearly true.
March 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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bluesky and twitter both have annoying people but at least on bluesky the most annoying people can't pay $8/month to make me see their posts more
March 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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I bet not being a. genius is so boring
March 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
lifeguarding as a sport! 🤯
March 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
😈 my therapist gonna be riiiich
Not if you're Irish.
March 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
it’s almost like they are trying to say, “truly, noone but nazis has ever made a car”, and, “im not a nazi”, white kanye is like, “EXACTLY!” 😂
March 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
the movies out are so bad amc is like: “just show up at 7 really baked and we will
surprise you” and i was like: “sold” 😂
March 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
oh my god i can smell this dude’s garden through my phone 👽
March 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Ex FAANG employees just expect there to be a functioning torment nexus all the time they dont even know how it works”
Everybody just uses Torment Nexus as a Service nowadays
March 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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OH: "and so here's how we scaled the torment nexus"

😭😭😭
March 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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the tribbles episode of ds9 was just absolutely peak. the show took so many risks with this idea that just really paid off

though I would just like to say that I really am made uncomfortable by the tribbles and also want to know what happened to them
March 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the supergirl surfers are imagining having walk up songs and this girl who looks like 12 said “lose yourself” by eminem which like … yeah go for it lol
March 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Mahmoud Khalil’s counsel has filed a motion to compel his return to New York. www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
March 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Succession and White Lotus are important television for our times because it's fun and therapeutic to see wealthy people with fabulous lives be absolutely miserable.
March 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM