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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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As seen in a bookstore window
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The beautiful game
Master Chief did the coin flip at the XBox Bowl.
December 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It’s amazing how stupid pro athletes are.
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score

Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We need to get rid of fuckers like Jeffries and Torres.
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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A LITTLE TOO LATE MARK
Mark Kelly notably declines to endorse Chuck Schumer as the leader of Senate Dems going forward
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I love that we all know who this is about.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In Toomer’s Corner
Put a Diego Pavia statue on Auburn's campus
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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A visual representation of GOP and Democrat budgets.

Each cup = $50 billion, and each color represents something different. A way to see how the federal government is spending and who it benefits.

Now, which budget/policy benefits ALL Americans?

#ProudBlue
Video credit: sully_dawg/Tiktok
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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you know the behavioral crisis response programs are super effective because of how hard police unions are fighting to kill them. they know it’s going to cut into their funding because their response numbers go down even though they know they’re not equipped for these calls and never will be
Jesus Christ this Cuomo ad that ran during the Army/Air Force game
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Those poor migrant workers.
This will 100% not be built.
October 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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CHUUUUCK!!

I mean, JOOOOE!!

#AEWDynamite
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM