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Kathleen Foster
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Always poor, never bored.
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Here is a radical suggestion.Perhaps party strategists all over the UK should step back from their focus groups for two minutes and think less about how to campaign, and more why they want to win. What is your plan for the country? Make up your mind, then try to sell it.
Old-fashioned, I know.
May 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax

Them: What band are you in

Me: Erm, The Charlatans

Them: Your council tax band?

😬
April 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here?

JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here

TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply?

JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law

T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all
February 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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ugh the end of the world is taking literally forever
February 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Really struck today by how many of the people most responsible for the Brexit shitshow were actively rewarded for their stupidity/dishonesty. Knighthoods, Damehoods, peerages, newspaper columns, seats in the House of Commons… It’s a mark of how deep the rot has gone into the fabric of our society.
January 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Hah, Calvin Robinson did Nazi that coming.
January 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Donald Trump has cancelled the $35 a month Insulin cap.

Prices are expected to almost instantly go back to $1500 a month.

Insulin costs $2 to make.
January 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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I’m sticking to my theory that this is what happens when losers get rich. It’s just one long revenge fantasy against all the girls who didn’t want to go out with them, the black guys who were better than them and the gay people who were more fucking fun.
January 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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captcha: click on the images of things that you should not eat

my dog: *starts sweating*
January 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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The owner of The Sun offers a 'full and unequivocal' apology for intrusion into Prince Harry's private life
January 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Statistically Nazi salutes are more commonly a symptom of Nazism than autism.
January 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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best president France never had 💔
January 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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For the avoidance of doubt.
January 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Donald Trump. An Apology.

The new Private Eye is out now
January 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Victoria Derbyshire, "Donald Trump hits the ground running"

"He declares an emergency on the Mexico border"

"Deportation of illegal immigrants start now"

"Drilling for oil and gas will expand dramatically"

"Tariffs will be imposed on foreign countries"

"Astronauts will be sent to Mars"
January 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Nazis are pumped about Elon’s salute. They’re not questioning what it was.
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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January 2025 as a meme
January 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Side by side of the Mona Lisa and La Gioconda del Prado: A Da Vinci student's replica, found in 2012, with details lost in the original
January 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Amanda Palmer:
January 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Amanda Palmer:
January 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Doctor: So you're sure you developed your carpal tunnel syndrome on the job?

[Cut to me doing the jerkoff motion thru every conference call]

Me: Positive
January 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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“FINISH HIM,” I scream as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man
January 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Los Angeles declares a state of emergency as a wildfire explodes from 10 acres to more than 2,900 acres in hours
January 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM