Kage
@kagewithak.bsky.social
just a lil guy, but getting bigger
... stronger
... stronger
I was called into HR for "illicit sexual activity in the workplace" and had to introduce them to my personal shoeshiner that works under my desk
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I was called into HR for "illicit sexual activity in the workplace" and had to introduce them to my personal shoeshiner that works under my desk
a dumbbell dumbfell on my dumbfoot
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
a dumbbell dumbfell on my dumbfoot
Ive been losing my hearing for the past year that Ive been practicing guitar and I really think Im sounding much better
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Ive been losing my hearing for the past year that Ive been practicing guitar and I really think Im sounding much better
Kids these days are too soft. When I was my nephews age (8yo), I could pick my dad up and spin him like a pizza.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Kids these days are too soft. When I was my nephews age (8yo), I could pick my dad up and spin him like a pizza.
too many parents are like "dont do drugs, dont have sex, dont drink irresponsibly" bro they tryna turn us into fuckin losers
April 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
too many parents are like "dont do drugs, dont have sex, dont drink irresponsibly" bro they tryna turn us into fuckin losers
hey gang we need something bigger than an inch for the imperial metric system does anyone have any ideas that doesn't involve their fucking fetish?
jeff: hear me out on this one
jeff: hear me out on this one
March 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
hey gang we need something bigger than an inch for the imperial metric system does anyone have any ideas that doesn't involve their fucking fetish?
jeff: hear me out on this one
jeff: hear me out on this one
Mob boss: Hey go take care of that guy.
Me: Ok I was under the impression that you hated him though, maybe just tell him how you really feel
Me: Ok I was under the impression that you hated him though, maybe just tell him how you really feel
March 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mob boss: Hey go take care of that guy.
Me: Ok I was under the impression that you hated him though, maybe just tell him how you really feel
Me: Ok I was under the impression that you hated him though, maybe just tell him how you really feel
im in your pockets, stealing your paperclips
February 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
im in your pockets, stealing your paperclips
im not a little guy anymore im big now trust
February 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
im not a little guy anymore im big now trust
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Whenever you get weaker, I grow stronger
February 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Whenever you get weaker, I grow stronger
i got no thoughts hi though
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i got no thoughts hi though
lol my local miniatures shop thinks im a huge dnd nerd but im just picking up a lot of d4s to use as caltrops
February 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
lol my local miniatures shop thinks im a huge dnd nerd but im just picking up a lot of d4s to use as caltrops
you wouldn't even be able to recognize if Scatman was having a stroke
February 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
you wouldn't even be able to recognize if Scatman was having a stroke
sex with me is really gross, wanna see?
February 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
sex with me is really gross, wanna see?
i taught my cat to get me cigarettes but the local stores all ask him for his id now.
February 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i taught my cat to get me cigarettes but the local stores all ask him for his id now.
if you dont get it im with u. i dont get anything cuz bad brane
February 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
if you dont get it im with u. i dont get anything cuz bad brane
yall going on about alt text but i want a picture with every text post cuz readings hard
February 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
yall going on about alt text but i want a picture with every text post cuz readings hard
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Me: *shaking maracas wildly*
Interviewer: I meant how do you handle stress at work?
Me: *shakes maracas more wildly*
Interviewer: I meant how do you handle stress at work?
Me: *shakes maracas more wildly*
February 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Me: *shaking maracas wildly*
Interviewer: I meant how do you handle stress at work?
Me: *shakes maracas more wildly*
Interviewer: I meant how do you handle stress at work?
Me: *shakes maracas more wildly*
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“HEY! ARE YOU INVENTING NEW KINDS OF NOODLES IN THERE?” my father bellows as he bangs against the door.
I want to hide my research but there isn’t time. Instead, my fingers grip the handle of the fire poker. Tonight we will learn who the future belongs to. We will learn who owns the family name.
I want to hide my research but there isn’t time. Instead, my fingers grip the handle of the fire poker. Tonight we will learn who the future belongs to. We will learn who owns the family name.
February 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
“HEY! ARE YOU INVENTING NEW KINDS OF NOODLES IN THERE?” my father bellows as he bangs against the door.
I want to hide my research but there isn’t time. Instead, my fingers grip the handle of the fire poker. Tonight we will learn who the future belongs to. We will learn who owns the family name.
I want to hide my research but there isn’t time. Instead, my fingers grip the handle of the fire poker. Tonight we will learn who the future belongs to. We will learn who owns the family name.
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Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my sham friends.
February 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my sham friends.
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If you're having trouble thinking of a Valentine's Day gift, just dump them.
February 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If you're having trouble thinking of a Valentine's Day gift, just dump them.
can i have a little butler yet or is that just for the morbidly rich??
February 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
can i have a little butler yet or is that just for the morbidly rich??