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Sarah Patton
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She/Her, AuDHD, randomly capable.
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Peanuts came in HOT
comicsinthega.bsky.social Comics in the Festive Age @comicsinthega.bsky.social · Oct 2
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says “Well! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown!” 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…yes, sir!” 3rd panel: “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…” 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, “How I hate him!”
October 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Newsom fans, especially in CA: time to show your guy the way forward!

(also non-fans but I know YOU’VE got this…)
September 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Get up to 30% off all week long! It's a Buy More, Save More sale at RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/offers
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September 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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There's not a lot of princess nor any frog, but there is PLENTY of boom mic! Enjoy a Barry Mahon-esque adventure in The Princess and The Magic Frog: new RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/the-princess...
The Princess and the Magic Frog
Once upon a time, some people headed into the woods with a box of costumes from a high school theater department and set out to make a fairy tale movie called The Princess and the Magic Frog. There
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September 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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So many people gleefully wishing and hoping for the death of our President. What does that say about humanity?

There's hope for it.
August 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Sherlock is back at it! Watch as he lets the dogs out in The Hound of the Baskervilles!
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Sherlock Holmes: The Hound of the Baskervilles
Sherlock Holmes is back, and more Victorian than ever! This time around, Holmes's client is young, handsome Sir Henry Baskerville, recently arrived from Canada, minus his Canadian accent, which got
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August 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I didn't understand why the Cracker Barrel thing is woke. It's so dumb.

Then remembered that Trump is all over the Epstein files and the entire Republican party, and all of their pundits, are actively covering it up.

Anyway, now I get it.
August 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Jurassic Shark is BACK! Enter the Aquapocalypse with RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/jurassic-sha...
The poster for Jurassic Shark 2: Aquapocalypse
August 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Tall friend
August 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Hell yes governor
govpritzker.illinois.gov Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · Aug 22
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.

As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
August 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Meme shows a simpsons character's hand pointing to a sign with a post from @gritty20202 on Twitter (now X) reading " I don't oppose Democrats because I'm on the same side as Republicans I post Democrats because they're on the same side as Republicans."
August 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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That’s also the sound I make when I jump! Or do anything!
elizabethjacobs.bsky.social Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · Aug 17
Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.
August 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
kaiju-capybara.bsky.social
Exactly what I'm sure my friends think of me.
capybaracountry.bsky.social Capybaras @capybaracountry.bsky.social · Aug 19
weird looking friends are still friends
August 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Seems old man Trump is worried about getting into heaven. I’d prefer he have endless legal and physical consequences for the rest of his life but I’m glad if his melting brain is tortured by scary mortality now. Ooohh Donny it’s too late there’s gonna be gay devils cutting you to pieces every day.
August 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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August 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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baby fight
August 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Headline of the Day:
August 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Little potato
August 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM