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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 3d

Very well. Here you are.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12d

my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him

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Glasgow Smiley @neokefka99.bsky.social · 14d

Ain't it the truth.

Panel from DOROHEDORO by Q Hayashida. Kaiman, a lizard man wearing a gas mask, walks into greasy spoon The Hungry Bug muttering "A bunch of gyozas and roast pork will surely help me."

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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 15d

Stay safe Wally

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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 27d

Weighing in on the hot topics of the week

Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 27d

The most pleasant push notification I've gotten in days.
@jpbrammer.bsky.social

Push notification from JP Brammer's Substack with the text "I have zero respect, none whatsoever, for..."

Expanded notification, "I have zero respect, none whatsoever, for airline safety videos that don't depict some rascal for getting in trouble for attempting to smoke in the cabin..."

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MrsFishVEVO @willkellogg.bsky.social · 29d

this scares me in the sense that any shooting in this country scares me, in the sense that often when I’m in a crowded space I briefly wonder if someone has a gun. unfortunately conservatives are committed to a political project that requires that we all live with that fear every day

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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · Sep 9

There we go, that's her

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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · Sep 9

Please, Liz would never use a contraction!!

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · Sep 5

jc denton: paul. what's your favorite number.

paul denton, immediately: 36.

jc: why?

paul: 36 neatly divides into 3 12s, and 12 neatly divides into 3 4s. it feels like a 'tidy' number to me, is all. what about you?

jc: 100 trillion.

paul: because it's big?

jc: because it's big.

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Hella Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · Sep 1

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · Aug 31

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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · Aug 30

I have this damn book and I want to get rid of it but it feels irresponsible to let it get into someone else's hands. It needs contained. Maybe I bury it in the yard...

Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · Aug 30

Good morning Whiskey!

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The Marriage Braggart @bombsfall.bsky.social · Aug 30

Rochester what the fuck I can't do this

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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · Aug 30

Who is this for? I've never met anyone else who's read those books lmao

Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · Aug 30

Corwin Amber working things out post head injury:

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Aug 21

Tweet from cancer_blood69
@cancer_blood69

They want you to get a job so you can't drive around for hours and notice The
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · Aug 26

i think video games are too expensive because i think art should be for the masses and art that costs thousands of dollars to run and a hundred to buy is not that, but also the idea that a 2D metroidvania is inherently "less value" than assassins creed peepoo edition is ludicrous

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Sara McH 🤧 covid mode @saramchenry.bsky.social · Aug 19

sometimes when my toilet has done an especially good job of flushing my shit, I'll give it a treat by flushing some cookies or ice cream.

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The Marriage Braggart @bombsfall.bsky.social · Aug 12

"the left is simply too mean these days!!" meanwhile 100 years ago a pottsville woman is howling for blood in rhyme

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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · Aug 12

Chamberlain is still going on about the ATVs because he found a video from 3 weeks ago on X, and I gotta say: You must learn the different between being annoyed and crime. You were momentarily annoyed by a loud noise. You were not a victim of a crime. Grow up.

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