Katla McGlynn
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Katla McGlynn
@katlamcglynn.bsky.social
👩‍💻 writer, social strategist, and creative marketer
📍 half-icelandic new yorker living in philly
✨ been playing a lot of video games
merry christmas I made 2 pies b4 noon
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
thank god the moynihan train hall DJ didn’t take Christmas week off or I’d be able to hear my track number
December 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Looks like Philly’s gonna get to the bottom of this thing
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Reposted by Katla McGlynn
In the 2000s you could wear a t-shirt that said Dalai Parton with a picture of her meditating and people would be like "that is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life."
December 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The delivery guy who keeps leaving these on my stoop in Philly has basically marked me for death
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Honored to have my music included on this, a little nervous but excited for people to hear. I'm grateful to all who support human-created independent music. Big thanks to @voidscanmusic.com for putting this together.

Also: My EP is coming to Bandcamp soon, with more on the way...
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
ok what’s in the dog show’s dress code that has every woman wearing sparkly jackets and pencil skirts that look good on almost no one
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
my thanksgiving menu (all vegan!!) if you even care:
-homemade seitan roast with gravy
-mashed potatoes (nothing weird)
-miso maple butter brussels sprouts
-HEAVY sigh
-sourdough stuffing with leeks & stuff
-mom’s cran sauce with orange peel
-apple crisp a la mode (better than pie!!)
-weed
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Reposted by Katla McGlynn
2005 me: I love literary journalism, I love writers who bare their souls

2025 me: Stop stop oh my god please stop
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
it’s officially my birthday and guys
a cartoon of a chicken nugget and a cup with a straw in it
Alt: master shake yelling at meatwad that he is 30 or 40 years old and does not need this
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
“what’s in your wallet??” - the last thing you hear before being mugged by jennifer garner
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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thinking about what a nice game rdr2 was. all I have to do is remember playing it and my brain is like “here’s some good chemicals, on the house.” Arthur Morgan was real and he was my friend
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Let’s gooooo!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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as far as apocalypses go this one has the best alternative milk choices
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
appreciate the new Katamari dropping just in time for my next menty b
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I think about this tweet I posted in 2013 a lot
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Philly knows a thing or two about No Kings
October 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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the good news is that chaos is where new ideas are born, new paradigms are constructed, and the building of our future begins. the bad news is the chaos
October 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Spotted the national guard at the wharf in DC this weekend where the only crime was that I paid $12 for a non-alcoholic beer
October 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
October 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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When did illiberal cancel culture destroy America? We asked three free speech warriors performing standup comedy in Saudi Arabia.
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
me moving to Philadelphia
I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
tag urself im the doggie
watching kimmel tomorrow
September 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Reposted by Katla McGlynn
historians in future generations will have to address the many various ways that former hosts of The Man Show intersected with America‘a trajectory as a nation
September 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM