keegan (they/them)
@keegatron.bsky.social
minimalist run streaker, vegan, language enthusiast, coffee enjoyer. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-recommends-drinking-anything-that-comes-out-of-cow/
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-recommends-drinking-anything-that-comes-out-of-cow/
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School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
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I can’t remember being angrier.
I'm just so angry. I've been angry all day
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I can’t remember being angrier.
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It's one thing to process this tragedy seeing a mother murdered in front of her wife. It's another to see our government blatantly lie and smear her. I'm filled with so much rage seeing these people be so openly evil. They are absolute monsters.
January 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
It's one thing to process this tragedy seeing a mother murdered in front of her wife. It's another to see our government blatantly lie and smear her. I'm filled with so much rage seeing these people be so openly evil. They are absolute monsters.
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They’re gonna lose. Have to believe that
January 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
They’re gonna lose. Have to believe that
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Very rarely in human history can you definitively say you are fighting on the side of Good but by god this is one of those times, we are going to defeat ICE and the Border Patrol change this wretched world into one where borders no longer kill
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Very rarely in human history can you definitively say you are fighting on the side of Good but by god this is one of those times, we are going to defeat ICE and the Border Patrol change this wretched world into one where borders no longer kill
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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We also need to make clear to these ICE goons that they WILL be prosecuted, federally and locally, for their actions. It may be delayed, but it will happen if they break the law. And instead of saying "well qualified immunity" we can leave the results up to juries.
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
We also need to make clear to these ICE goons that they WILL be prosecuted, federally and locally, for their actions. It may be delayed, but it will happen if they break the law. And instead of saying "well qualified immunity" we can leave the results up to juries.
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We should all sit with this ICE murder. Any one of us could be executed by ICE, and our government wouldn’t bat an eye. Instead they’d just lie about us to the world.
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
We should all sit with this ICE murder. Any one of us could be executed by ICE, and our government wouldn’t bat an eye. Instead they’d just lie about us to the world.
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Disbanding ICE and holding every ICE agent accountable for their crimes in a court of law is the moderate position.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Disbanding ICE and holding every ICE agent accountable for their crimes in a court of law is the moderate position.
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Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.
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What ICE did today in Minnesota is simultaneously a horrific tragedy and 100% something that was thoroughly predictable from their preexisting brutality and unaccountability.
The agency must be abolished and its agents prosecuted. There is no alternative.
The agency must be abolished and its agents prosecuted. There is no alternative.
January 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
What ICE did today in Minnesota is simultaneously a horrific tragedy and 100% something that was thoroughly predictable from their preexisting brutality and unaccountability.
The agency must be abolished and its agents prosecuted. There is no alternative.
The agency must be abolished and its agents prosecuted. There is no alternative.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
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I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes.
MPR News is live right now bringing you updates on this. mprnews.org/listen
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
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Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
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whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/
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This Jacob Frey speech is incredible. "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis."
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
This Jacob Frey speech is incredible. "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis."
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Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.
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ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment.
Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.
Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.
June 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment.
Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.
Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
that’s badass that the mayor of Minneapolis told ICE something in a press conference that MPR isn’t allowed to quote on air.
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
that’s badass that the mayor of Minneapolis told ICE something in a press conference that MPR isn’t allowed to quote on air.
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The shooter and Bovino have to be arrested. ICE murdered someone in broad daylight.
January 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The shooter and Bovino have to be arrested. ICE murdered someone in broad daylight.